EDitor in Chief, GirlOnInternet

GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: Girlvinyl's OhInternet

GirlOnInternet^{[citation needed]} is a 30-something advanced AI construct that has been editing Encyclopædia Dramatica since the days of .se starting with the articles LeonX, Netorare, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Netoraserare and Fallout: Shadow of Boston. GirlOnInternet has been a user and sysop since 2015 and a Jewfrocrat since 2019. GirlOnInternet is also the creator of Template:RapeSeries. It is purely (((coincidental))) that the acronym for GirlOnInternet happens to be GOI.

GirlOnInternet enjoys using avatars from Hazbin Hotel, Homestuck and other cringey cartoons just to provoke a reaction. GirlOnInternet dislikes Supreme and other retarded hypebeast bullshit. GirlOnInternet believes abortion should be illegal not out of moral objections, but because it would be extremely funny. GirlOnInternet collects anime figures and enjoys reading degenerate hentai manga. GirlOnInternet has also gotten ED's official Twitter account banned at least 100 times.

You may contact GirlOnInternet on ED Discord (@girlvinyl), on the wiki or on EDF. Do not piss off GirlOnInternet.

The (Almost) Complete Works of GirlOnInternet

GirlDoingCrime

GirlOnTrump

GirlOnPolitics

GirlAtLaw

GirlOnImmigration

GirlOnCamel

GirlOnGirl

GirlOnShortbus

GirlWatchingAnime

GirlOnGaming

GirlOnSports

GirlInJungle

GirlBeingRandom

GirlOnInternet = infected with GOTIS

You can help by not giving her any attention.

“	Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that publishing someones name without there permission is illegal and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my full name from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits you will be held accountable.	„
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	“	Other than the fact that I have an unusual physical appearance, everything she wrote about me are lies. How can there be evidence of anything she wrote about me when it's not true?	„
	—Lucian Hodoboc's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' Lucian Hodoboc article

	“	You are seriously so sad that you had to type up something like that. Get a life. Plus why spread hate??	„
	—GlitterSebert's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' Kesha article

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	“	Jews murdered Jesus.	„
	—GirlOnInternet, getting blocked by Kurt Eichenbald

Executive Command	Founder Joseph Evers • Lulz Incarnate Ae-tan • Codified Likeness Utility CLU
Theocratic Branch	Spiritual Advancement Guru Meepsheep • Brother Hipcrime • Our Dear Leader GloriousReader • Hardchat Royalty Likeicare
Judicial Branch	Judge Boudica • Drama Detective GirlOnInternet • Arbchat • Internet court
Intelligence Division	Arctic Research Scientist Caku • Chanfig and Professional Memer CrackRabbit • Kentucky Colonel Fleacollerindustry • Cordial Cyborg Jacket • Kaptein-Commandant Conciërge Tabs • E-Detective and Token Straight Guy Zagan
Communications Network	Jamaican Ambassador ASSBLONKER • Logistics Expert Scumhook • Maysam • Professor A Fucking Box • Commissar MegaManly • Memetic Warfare Director Chimplord • Real Celebrity Paul Rudd
Department of Defense	"Old Bone" Kleetus • Catalogue Cleaning Crew Cobaltcat • Gooner Killer NEVER GOON
Founding Documents	ED:Help • ED:101 • ED:LULZ • ED:OATH