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Kennedy family
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The Kennedy family are a clan of gross ginger micks who have been corrupting American politics for at least 100 years. The Kennedys are known for murdering multiple women whose names all begin with "Ma", regularly cheating on their wives, and attracting a suspiciously large amounts of bullets that definitely weren't fired by members of the Central Intelligence Agency.
List of Kennedys
John F. Kennedy- President, dispatched my the CIAJohn F. Kennedy Jr.- Pilot, died from not being a good pilot.
Robert F. Kennedy- Senator and Presidential candidate, dispatched my the CIA- Robert F. Kennedy Jr. - Batshit crazy person who's running third-party against Donald Trump.
Ted Kennedy- Senator, died of chronic old.
Victims
- Marilyn Monroe - Murdered by John and Robert.
- Mary Jo Kopechne - Murdered by Ted.
- Martha Moxley - Murdered by one of the Kennedy family's cousins.