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'''Barron Trump''' is US overlord Donald Trump's youngest son, and the future host of The Apprentice. He was only 10 when [[The Great Meme War]] won The Donald the presidential election, but as of late, he's been making more headlines than all the other Trumps aside from The Don himself, including the lovely Ivanka. | {{aspergers}} | ||
'''Barron Trump''' is US overlord Donald Trump's youngest son, and the future host of The Apprentice. He was only 10 when [[The Great Meme War]] won The Donald the presidential election, but as of late, he's been making more headlines than all the other Trumps aside from The Don himself, including the lovely [[Fapfapfap|Ivanka]]. | |||
==Autism | ==Autism Awareness== | ||
The internet began to speculate that Barron may have autism after he was seen acting strangely during his father's presidential speeches. Not that it's hard to believe that a ten-year-old would be bored out of his mind at a boring speech given by an old man or anything, but bizarre facial expressions and other factors seemed to suggest there was something more to it than that. | The internet began to speculate that Barron may have [[autism]] after he was seen acting strangely during his father's presidential speeches. Not that it's hard to believe that a ten-year-old would be bored out of his mind at a boring speech given by an old man or anything, but bizarre facial expressions and other factors seemed to suggest there was something more to it than that. | ||
===Rosie O'Donnell=== | ===Rosie O'Donnell=== | ||
[[Rosie O'Donnell]] is credited as being the first to ignite the flames of controversy, when the pumpkin-headed lesbian sent out a tweet about it and claimed it was made in defense of autism awareness. The rest of the world saw it for what it was, a low blow directed at a president-elected man who she's made countless "bad comb-over" jokes about over the years, made by way of attacking his possibly autistic ten-year-old son. The plan backfired, and the entire world had yet another reason to hate Rosie O'Donnell for as a result. | [[Rosie O'Donnell]] is credited as being the first to ignite the flames of controversy, when the pumpkin-headed [[lesbian]] sent out a tweet about it and claimed it was made in defense of autism awareness. The rest of the world saw it for what it was, a low blow directed at a president-elected man who she's made countless "bad comb-over" jokes about over the years, made by way of attacking his possibly autistic ten-year-old son. The plan backfired, and the entire world had yet another reason to hate Rosie O'Donnell for as a result. | ||
She would still succeed in a way. With the fire set, the internet picked up on the rumors and speculation and began to fan the flames, and news reports and videos began popping up everywhere that Barron had autism. | She would still succeed in a way. With the fire set, the internet picked up on the rumors and speculation and began to fan the flames, and news reports and videos began popping up everywhere that Barron had autism. | ||
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===PewDiePie=== | ===PewDiePie=== | ||
YouTube's most popular Swedish meatball also took a jab at the boy by [https://twitter.com/pewdiepie/status/823102399199977472 sending out a tweet] on January 22nd captioned "this is why you should stay home and [[ | [[YouTube]]'s most popular Swedish meatball also took a jab at the boy by [https://twitter.com/pewdiepie/status/823102399199977472 sending out a tweet] on January 22nd captioned "this is why you should stay home and [[Minecraft]]" with a gif of Barron seeming to not understand how a high five works, as well as having the most delayed reaction to missing it ever. | ||
[https://twitter.com/meIixthough/status/823103589606445056 Followers were quick to strike back] by reminding [[PewDiePie]] how cringe-worthy his failed handshake was with Conan O'Brien on national television. But it's clear that | [https://twitter.com/meIixthough/status/823103589606445056 Followers were quick to strike back] by reminding [[PewDiePie]] how cringe-worthy his failed handshake was with [[Conan O'Brien]] on national television. But it's clear that PewDiePie is drunk on attention from the "DEATH TO ALL JEWS" controversy he caused with [[fiverr]] and is doing everything he can to remain relevant and in the spotlight. | ||
===Some Chick from SNL=== | ===Some Chick from SNL=== | ||
A writer from [[SNL]] was fired for tweeting out that Barron Trump would be America's first homeschool shooter. Not knowing how the internet works, she first tried deleting the tweet, then deactivating her account. When that failed, she reactivated and attempted to apologize, but by now social justice warriors and sensitive snowflakes | A writer from [[SNL]] was fired for tweeting out that Barron Trump would be America's first homeschool shooter. Not knowing how the internet works, she first tried deleting the tweet, then deactivating her account. When that failed, she reactivated her account and attempted to apologize for the hurt feelings she had caused, but by now social justice warriors and sensitive snowflakes had already [[Triggered|condemned her name to the fiery gates of hell]] for making such a horrible joke about someone who potentially has such a horrible condition. | ||
==Trump's Response== | ==Trump's Response== | ||
The Donald is yet to make a public comment or executive order about the rumors floating around about his youngest son having autism. For now he's letting his wife condemn the accusations and shut down the videos as they appear while he talks about China and other stuff. | The Donald is yet to make a public comment or executive order about the rumors floating around about his youngest son having autism. For now he's letting his wife condemn the accusations and shut down the videos as they appear while he talks about [[China]] and other political stuff. | ||
Trump has said that Barron is good with computers, and Melania has said he enjoys math and science | Trump has said that Barron is good with computers, and Melania has said he enjoys math and science, prefers to play alone, and keeps his room perfectly clean. While most people would argue that this is a symptom of a [[nerd]], [[virgin]], or [[loser]], the internet is saying that it must be autism. Trump also had Barron when he was 60 years old, which, aside from proving that he's still got it in his old age, is linked to dooming children with mental disorders such as autism. | ||
===Mom to the Rescue=== | ===Mom to the Rescue=== | ||
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Barron Trump is US overlord Donald Trump's youngest son, and the future host of The Apprentice. He was only 10 when The Great Meme War won The Donald the presidential election, but as of late, he's been making more headlines than all the other Trumps aside from The Don himself, including the lovely Ivanka.
Autism Awareness
The internet began to speculate that Barron may have autism after he was seen acting strangely during his father's presidential speeches. Not that it's hard to believe that a ten-year-old would be bored out of his mind at a boring speech given by an old man or anything, but bizarre facial expressions and other factors seemed to suggest there was something more to it than that.
Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie O'Donnell is credited as being the first to ignite the flames of controversy, when the pumpkin-headed lesbian sent out a tweet about it and claimed it was made in defense of autism awareness. The rest of the world saw it for what it was, a low blow directed at a president-elected man who she's made countless "bad comb-over" jokes about over the years, made by way of attacking his possibly autistic ten-year-old son. The plan backfired, and the entire world had yet another reason to hate Rosie O'Donnell for as a result.
She would still succeed in a way. With the fire set, the internet picked up on the rumors and speculation and began to fan the flames, and news reports and videos began popping up everywhere that Barron had autism.
PewDiePie
YouTube's most popular Swedish meatball also took a jab at the boy by sending out a tweet on January 22nd captioned "this is why you should stay home and Minecraft" with a gif of Barron seeming to not understand how a high five works, as well as having the most delayed reaction to missing it ever.
Followers were quick to strike back by reminding PewDiePie how cringe-worthy his failed handshake was with Conan O'Brien on national television. But it's clear that PewDiePie is drunk on attention from the "DEATH TO ALL JEWS" controversy he caused with fiverr and is doing everything he can to remain relevant and in the spotlight.
Some Chick from SNL
A writer from SNL was fired for tweeting out that Barron Trump would be America's first homeschool shooter. Not knowing how the internet works, she first tried deleting the tweet, then deactivating her account. When that failed, she reactivated her account and attempted to apologize for the hurt feelings she had caused, but by now social justice warriors and sensitive snowflakes had already condemned her name to the fiery gates of hell for making such a horrible joke about someone who potentially has such a horrible condition.
Trump's Response
The Donald is yet to make a public comment or executive order about the rumors floating around about his youngest son having autism. For now he's letting his wife condemn the accusations and shut down the videos as they appear while he talks about China and other political stuff.
Trump has said that Barron is good with computers, and Melania has said he enjoys math and science, prefers to play alone, and keeps his room perfectly clean. While most people would argue that this is a symptom of a nerd, virgin, or loser, the internet is saying that it must be autism. Trump also had Barron when he was 60 years old, which, aside from proving that he's still got it in his old age, is linked to dooming children with mental disorders such as autism.
Mom to the Rescue
Melania Trump has promised to fight internet bullying as First Lady, especially bullying geared toward children. She immediately put this plan into action by forcing YouTube to delete all the mean videos debating whether or not her son had autism, which of course resulted in mirrors of it popping up in defiance, causing her to play a seemingly never-ending game of whack-a-mole with trolls and concerned Americans alike.
Here's a mirror of the video she keeps deleting, which has the same "in defense of autism awareness and against bullying" tone of Rosie O'Donnell's now-deleted tweet. It will likely be deleted at the time of you reading this article.
See Also
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Barron Trump is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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