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{{quote|mmhmmm| kongzillarex619, ALL THE FUCKING TIME}} | |||
{{deviantart|kongzillarex619|kongzillarex619}} is the epitome of every god-forsaken trait of a psychotic teenage female shipper and has a gallery chock-filled with cheap [[SFM]] crossover porn that would debatably dethrone [[Waluigis-girl]]'s position on the spectrum. Known for being a very devout [[Ship|shipper]] of his self-made '[[Crack Ship|SpidermanXLucina]]' pairing, he can also be seen as a Chinese-bootlegged version of {{deviantart|Jamal2504}}, who coincidentally also makes a fuckton of [[Spiderman]] crossover pairing art with a [[Twilight Sparkle|character]] [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|from a separated universe]]. Staying true to any rabid female teenager's inflexible personality, kongzilla will absolutely go off-the-walls-[[Butthurt|ballistic]] for any mention why a pairing of two unrelated characters shouldn't even exist, might as well grab his [[sockpuppets]] once in a while to join the fray. | |||
Seriously, check out the [https://lucinaxspider-man.deviantart.com/ fanclub]! He'll get pissy if you don't. | |||
[[File:KARMIC RETRIBUTION.jpg|200x210px|thumb|top right|A tl;dr picture of this person in question.]] | |||
==Vs. the [[Fire Emblem]] fanbase== | |||
Shipping a popular female character that has an entire fanbase coveted, with a mutant spandex-menace can be a problematic idea indeed. kongzillarex619's main bread and butter is his crossover fetish, by whom has gotten the ire of many people. kongzilla uploads these pictures as fast as a [[Chinese]] man in a shirt factory, so no shit his Spidercina pairing would become so viral at some point. His gallery isn't limited to SFM art, though. Every now and then, he'd [https://kongzillarex619.deviantart.com/art/A-cyber-bully-is-senting-people-to-attack-me-639952481 upload] [https://kongzillarex619.deviantart.com/art/Another-one-troll-whinning-711516703 a] [https://kongzillarex619.deviantart.com/art/Watch-out-for-this-cancer-639052205 screenshot] calling out some Fire Emblem pleb he [[Lie|debated with in a mature adult fashion]]. He will even go as far to create multiple obvious sockpuppet accounts to stalk and attack one specific user for simply not liking a crossover pairing. [https://magolorandmarx.deviantart.com/status/11028900 He'll even lie that people send him death threats]. Given the ass he is, the accusations are usually [http://archive.is/ijJyo false] and when he does provide proof, there's absolutely [https://comments.deviantart.com/1/711534222/4493130019 no substantial evidence whatsoever]. Don't even MENTION a link, [https://magolorandmarx.deviantart.com/status/11025604 he'll] [https://jadelei727.deviantart.com/journal/Another-harasser-THEY-RE-EVERYWHERE-711790950 be] [https://solidus598.deviantart.com/journal/Looks-like-I-brought-backlash-upon-myself-640052789?offset=0#comments there]. | |||
{{Collapsegallery|''Screenshots''|cg1|center|<gallery> | |||
File:Kongproof .png| Can't decide which is worse: an aspie given the opportunity to reproduce or pretending to be your own wife... | |||
File:Kongproof 1.png| Sockpuppet busting 101 | |||
File:Kongproof 2.png|Sockpuppet confirmed pic | |||
File:Kongproof 3.png| Doesn't even appreciate what his braindead buttbuddies do for him. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
File:Kongproof 4.png|If only that weren't true. | |||
File:Kongproof 5.png|"mmhmmm" | |||
File:Kongproof 6.png | |||
File:Kongproof 7.png|He never left. [https://web.archive.org/web/20171027231051/https://kongzillarex619.deviantart.com/art/Farewell-711984215 Speaking of so..] | |||
File:Kongproof 8.png|Similar activity | |||
File:Kongproof 9.png|Similar activity 2: Electric Boogaloo | |||
File:Kongproof 10.png|Similar activity Bros. 3 | |||
File:Kongproof 11.png|Similar activity World | |||
File:Kongproof 12.png|Similar activity 64 | |||
File:Kongproof 13.png|Similar activity Sunshine | |||
File:Kongproof 14.png|Similar activity Galaxy | |||
File:Kongproof 15.png|Similar activity Galaxy 2 | |||
File:Kongproof 16.png|Similar activity 3D World | |||
File:Kongproof 17.png|Similar activity Odyssey | |||
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}} | |||
Take note on how many times they put on 'kongzillarex619' and/or his fellow buttbuddy 'WOLFBLADE111' on their watchlists. Shit hits the fan when you and your sockpuppet accounts leave their activity feed for the public viewing. | |||
==Transgendered kongzillarex619== | |||
kongzillarex619 may be known to have an unhealthy amount of alternate accounts that would put [[Robert Stainek|Robert Stanek]] to shame, but the one who stands out the most in particular is {{tumblr|loverlassysponk}}, who also has a similar gallery of SFM art. On this account, kongzilla does exactly the same thing as he does on [[DeviantArt]], [[Transgendered|except that he poses as a girl]]. When asked about any relation, "she" will claim that he's the "wife" of kongzillarex619 (which is to be expected, because of the amount of sockpuppets kong has, he's probably his own best friend at this point.) The difference between loverlassysponk and kongzillarex619 is that all the more lewd SFM art is posted on loverlassy's tumblr, (kudos for actually utilizing [[Porn|SFM's main purpose]]). Other than that, they're pretty much the same person. | |||
[[File:Wqtf.jpg|220x220px|thumb|left|Here comes a new challenger!]] | |||
[[File:Radioactivesperm.png|1050x1010px|thumb|right|Forgetting the fact that Spiderman's radioactive, by the way.]] | |||
==SpidermanXLucina== | |||
One of the reasons (but not '''the''' reason) why he's put on the spectrum. The pairing originated from kongzilla's 'Dimensional Warriors' comic (made out of fucking dolls by the way). Not even an entire chapter in and you can already tell that Lucina only lives & breathes to get inside Spiderman's pants. This story isn't just [[Marvel vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes|Marvel vs. Nintendo]], though. It includes: [[Dragon Ball]], [[Sailor Moon]], [[Metroid]], [[Super Smash Bros.|Kid Icarus]], [[Transformers]], [[Star Wars]], [[Gravity Falls]], and [[No one cares|Jurassic Park]] of all series. | |||
Wanna read? [https://kongzillarex619.deviantart.com/art/Dimensional-Warriors-562739323 Click here]! | |||
==== Why he ships them ==== | |||
* They [[Dead|lost family members]], like every human ever. | |||
* They wear anthropoid-like masks. | |||
* They're are [[Truth|overrated as hell]] in their respective communities. | |||
* They are [[Truth|as endearing as a cardboard cut-out]]. | |||
= Shipping Gallery = | |||
{{Collapsegallery|''Shipping gallery''|cg1|center|<gallery> | |||
File:Spidercina1.jpg | |||
File:Spidercina2.jpg | |||
File:Spidercina4.jpg|[[Paedo]] Lucina | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
File:Spidercina5.jpg | |||
File:Spidercina6.jpg | |||
File:Spidercina7.jpg|Uh... | |||
File:Spidercina8.jpg | |||
File:Crack ship.jpg | |||
File:Spidercina9.jpg | |||
File:Spidercina10.jpg | |||
File:Spidercina photoshop.png|Obvious photoshopped picture with Spiderman slapped on. Most pathetic picture in the gallery. | |||
File:Spidercinawedding.jpg|Kudos if you don't mention the awkward posing and dead facial expressions. | |||
File:Spidercina hd.jpg|Now in HD! | |||
File:Forkong.jpg|Amazing edit. | |||
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}} | |||
{{Collapsegallery|''Rule 34''|cg1|left|<gallery> | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
File:Pronz1.jpg | |||
File:Pronz2.jpg | |||
File:Pronz3.jpg | |||
File:Pronz4.jpg | |||
File:Pronz5.jpg | |||
File:Pronz6.jpg | |||
File:Pronz7.jpg | |||
File:Pronz8.jpg | |||
File:Pronz9.jpg | |||
File:Pronz10.jpg | |||
File:Pronz11.jpg | |||
File:Pronz12.jpg | |||
File:Pronz13.jpg | |||
File:Pronz14.jpg | |||
File:Pronz15.jpg | |||
File:Pronz16.jpg | |||
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}} | |||
=See Also= | |||
*[[Nascar221]] | |||
*[[Crossover]] | |||
*[[Shipping]] | |||
=External Links= | |||
*{{deviantart|kongzillarex619}} | |||
*{{ytuser|kongzillarex619}} | |||
*{{tumblr|kongzillarex619}} | |||
*[https://plus.google.com/100543316651744400894 Google+] | |||
==== Sockpuppets ==== | |||
* {{tumblr|loverlassysponk}} | |||
* {{deviantart|loveroflife162}} | |||
* {{deviantart|sunblaster98}} | |||
* {{deviantart|robinkylo1994}} | |||
* {{deviantart|lucinaspidey35}} | |||
* {{deviantart|kylorenhatesyou}} | |||
* {{deviantart|fighterfire123}} | |||
* {{deviantart|batmanrocks1933}} | |||
* {{deviantart|pollygirlsector215}} | |||
* {{deviantart|finncakes184}} | |||
* {{deviantart|rubyeatswaffles}} | |||
{{DA}} | |||
{{aspies}} |
Revision as of 23:20, 11 December 2017
ATTENTION!
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
— kongzillarex619, ALL THE FUCKING TIME |
kongzillarex619 is the epitome of every god-forsaken trait of a psychotic teenage female shipper and has a gallery chock-filled with cheap SFM crossover porn that would debatably dethrone Waluigis-girl's position on the spectrum. Known for being a very devout shipper of his self-made 'SpidermanXLucina' pairing, he can also be seen as a Chinese-bootlegged version of Jamal2504, who coincidentally also makes a fuckton of Spiderman crossover pairing art with a character from a separated universe. Staying true to any rabid female teenager's inflexible personality, kongzilla will absolutely go off-the-walls-ballistic for any mention why a pairing of two unrelated characters shouldn't even exist, might as well grab his sockpuppets once in a while to join the fray. Seriously, check out the fanclub! He'll get pissy if you don't.
Vs. the Fire Emblem fanbase
Shipping a popular female character that has an entire fanbase coveted, with a mutant spandex-menace can be a problematic idea indeed. kongzillarex619's main bread and butter is his crossover fetish, by whom has gotten the ire of many people. kongzilla uploads these pictures as fast as a Chinese man in a shirt factory, so no shit his Spidercina pairing would become so viral at some point. His gallery isn't limited to SFM art, though. Every now and then, he'd upload a screenshot calling out some Fire Emblem pleb he debated with in a mature adult fashion. He will even go as far to create multiple obvious sockpuppet accounts to stalk and attack one specific user for simply not liking a crossover pairing. He'll even lie that people send him death threats. Given the ass he is, the accusations are usually false and when he does provide proof, there's absolutely no substantial evidence whatsoever. Don't even MENTION a link, he'll be there.
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Can't decide which is worse: an aspie given the opportunity to reproduce or pretending to be your own wife...
-
Sockpuppet busting 101
-
Sockpuppet confirmed pic
-
Doesn't even appreciate what his braindead buttbuddies do for him.
-
If only that weren't true.
-
"mmhmmm"
-
He never left. Speaking of so..
-
Similar activity
-
Similar activity 2: Electric Boogaloo
-
Similar activity Bros. 3
-
Similar activity World
-
Similar activity 64
-
Similar activity Sunshine
-
Similar activity Galaxy
-
Similar activity Galaxy 2
-
Similar activity 3D World
-
Similar activity Odyssey
Take note on how many times they put on 'kongzillarex619' and/or his fellow buttbuddy 'WOLFBLADE111' on their watchlists. Shit hits the fan when you and your sockpuppet accounts leave their activity feed for the public viewing.
Transgendered kongzillarex619
kongzillarex619 may be known to have an unhealthy amount of alternate accounts that would put Robert Stanek to shame, but the one who stands out the most in particular is loverlassysponk, who also has a similar gallery of SFM art. On this account, kongzilla does exactly the same thing as he does on DeviantArt, except that he poses as a girl. When asked about any relation, "she" will claim that he's the "wife" of kongzillarex619 (which is to be expected, because of the amount of sockpuppets kong has, he's probably his own best friend at this point.) The difference between loverlassysponk and kongzillarex619 is that all the more lewd SFM art is posted on loverlassy's tumblr, (kudos for actually utilizing SFM's main purpose). Other than that, they're pretty much the same person.
SpidermanXLucina
One of the reasons (but not the reason) why he's put on the spectrum. The pairing originated from kongzilla's 'Dimensional Warriors' comic (made out of fucking dolls by the way). Not even an entire chapter in and you can already tell that Lucina only lives & breathes to get inside Spiderman's pants. This story isn't just Marvel vs. Nintendo, though. It includes: Dragon Ball, Sailor Moon, Metroid, Kid Icarus, Transformers, Star Wars, Gravity Falls, and Jurassic Park of all series. Wanna read? Click here!
Why he ships them
- They lost family members, like every human ever.
- They wear anthropoid-like masks.
- They're are overrated as hell in their respective communities.
- They are as endearing as a cardboard cut-out.
Shipping Gallery
-
Paedo Lucina
-
Uh...
-
Obvious photoshopped picture with Spiderman slapped on. Most pathetic picture in the gallery.
-
Kudos if you don't mention the awkward posing and dead facial expressions.
-
Now in HD!
-
Amazing edit.
See Also
External Links
Sockpuppets
- loverlassysponk
- loveroflife162
- sunblaster98
- robinkylo1994
- lucinaspidey35
- kylorenhatesyou
- fighterfire123
- batmanrocks1933
- pollygirlsector215
- finncakes184
- rubyeatswaffles
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