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ATTENTION!
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Click here to see some good DA articles
— kongzillarex619, ALL THE FUCKING TIME | ||
kongzillarex619 (Powerword?: Ismael Hernandez) is the epitome of every god-forsaken trait of a psychotic teenage female shipper and has a gallery chock-filled with cheap SFM crossover porn that would debatably dethrone Waluigis-girl's position on the spectrum. Known for being a very devout shipper of his self-made 'SpidermanXLucina' pairing, he can also be seen as a Chinese-bootlegged version of Jamal2504, who coincidentally also makes a fuckton of Spiderman crossover pairing art with a character from a separated universe. Staying true to any rabid female teenager's inflexible personality, kongzilla will absolutely go off-the-walls-ballistic for any mention why a pairing of two unrelated characters shouldn't even exist, might as well grab his sockpuppets once in a while to join the fray.
Seriously, check out the fanclub! He'll get pissy if you don't.
Vs. the Fire Emblem fanbase
Shipping a popular female character that has an entire fanbase coveted, with a mutant spandex-menace can be a problematic idea indeed. kongzillarex619's main bread and butter is his crossover fetish, by whom has gotten the ire of many people. kongzilla uploads these pictures as fast as a Chinese man in a shirt factory, so no shit his Spidercina pairing would become so viral at some point. His gallery isn't limited to SFM art, though. Every now and then, he'd upload a screenshot calling out some Fire Emblem pleb he debated with in a mature adult fashion. He will even go as far to create multiple obvious sockpuppet accounts to stalk and attack one specific user for simply not liking a crossover pairing. He'll even lie that people send him death threats. Given the ass he is, the accusations are usually false and when he does provide proof, there's absolutely no substantial evidence whatsoever. Don't even MENTION a link, he'll be there.
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Can't decide which is worse: an aspie given the opportunity to reproduce or pretending to be your own wife...
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Sockpuppet busting 101 -
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Doesn't even appreciate what his braindead buttbuddies do for him.
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If only that weren't true. -
"mmhmmm" -
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He never left. Speaking of so..
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Similar activity
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Similar activity 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Similar activity Bros. 3
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Similar activity World
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Similar activity 64
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Similar activity Sunshine
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Similar activity Galaxy
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Similar activity Galaxy 2
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Similar activity 3D World
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Similar activity Odyssey
Take note on how many times the alts put on 'kongzillarex619' and/or his fellow buttbuddy 'WOLFBLADE111' on their watchlists. Shit hits the fan when you and your sockpuppet accounts leave their activity feed for the public viewing.
Transgendered kongzillarex619
kongzillarex619 may be known to have an unhealthy amount of alternate accounts that would put Robert Stanek to shame, but the one who stands out the most in particular is 
loverlassysponk, who also has a similar gallery of SFM art. On this account, kongzilla does exactly the same thing as he does on DeviantArt, except that he poses as a girl. When asked about any relation, "she" will claim that he's the "wife" of kongzillarex619 (which is to be expected, because of the amount of sockpuppets kong has, he's probably his own best friend at this point.) The difference between loverlassysponk and kongzillarex619 is that all the more lewd SFM art is posted on loverlassy's tumblr, (kudos for actually utilizing SFM's main purpose). Other than that, they're pretty much the same person.
SpidermanXLucina
One of the reasons (but not the reason) why he's put on the spectrum. The pairing originated from kongzilla's 'Dimensional Warriors' comic (made out of fucking dolls by the way). Not even an entire chapter in and you can already tell that Lucina only lives & breathes to get inside Spiderman's pants. This story isn't just Marvel vs. Nintendo, though. It includes: Dragon Ball, Sailor Moon, Metroid, Kid Icarus, Transformers, Star Wars, Gravity Falls, and Jurassic Park of all series. Wanna read? Click here!
Why he ships them
- They lost family members, like every human ever.
- They wear anthropoid-like masks.
- They're are overrated as hell in their respective communities.
- They are as endearing as a cardboard cut-out.
Shipping Gallery
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Paedo Lucina
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Uh...
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Obvious photoshopped picture with Spiderman slapped on. Most pathetic picture in the gallery. -
Kudos if you don't mention the awkward posing and dead facial expressions.
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Now in HD!
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Amazing edit.
See Also
External Links
Sockpuppets
- loverlassysponk
- loveroflife162
- sunblaster98
- robinkylo1994
- lucinaspidey35
- kylorenhatesyou
- fighterfire123
- batmanrocks1933
- pollygirlsector215
- finncakes184
- rubyeatswaffles
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Kongzillarex619 is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |