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'''Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning''' is a [[Shit|kewl]] [[2018|new]] [[indie]] game by '''mystman12''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Micah McGonigal''') that is essentially the bastard child of ''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]'', ''[[Slenderman|Slender: The Eight Pages]]'', ''[[Undertale]]'' and ''[[Doki Doki Literature Club]]''. Despite being marketed as a "''[[horror]]''" game, the only things that are actually horrific about the game are its literal [[MS Paint]] [[graphics]] and the fact that numerous [[Let's Play]]s by faggy [[YouTube]] [[attention whore]]s such as [[PewDiePie|PooDiePie]] and [[Markiplier|Shartiplier]] have helped make this [[Final Fantasy VII|absolute trash of a game]] into the most [[autistic]] fad to hit the internets since [[Ugandan Knuckles]]. | '''Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning''' is a [[Shit|kewl]] [[2018|new]] [[indie]] game by '''mystman12''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Micah McGonigal''') that is essentially the bastard child of ''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]'', ''[[Slenderman|Slender: The Eight Pages]]'', ''[[Undertale]]'' and ''[[Doki Doki Literature Club]]''. Despite being marketed as a "''[[horror]]''" game, the only things that are actually horrific about the game are its literal [[MS Paint]] [[graphics]] and the fact that numerous [[Let's Play]]s by faggy [[YouTube]] [[attention whore]]s such as [[PewDiePie|PooDiePie]] and [[Markiplier|Shartiplier]] have helped make this [[Final Fantasy VII|absolute trash of a game]] into the most [[autistic]] fad to hit the internets since [[Ugandan Knuckles]]. | ||
== The "Characters" == | |||
=== Baldi === | |||
[[File:MrMackey.jpg|thumb|Baldi, as he appears in the [[anime]].]] | |||
A teacher who enjoys beating [[You|his most autistic student]] with a ruler. | |||
=== Playtime === | |||
An annoying little [[MS Paint]] [[cunt]] who forces you to play [[Lynching|jump rope]] and deserves to die in a [[school shooting]]. | |||
=== Principal of the Thing === | |||
No running in the halls. | |||
No [[gay sex]] in the halls. | |||
[[Fact|No redeeming qualities in my game]] in the halls. | |||
=== Gotta Sweep === | |||
A haunted broom that's possessed by the vengeful spirit of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]. | |||
=== 1st Prize === | |||
[[Stephen Hawking]]. | |||
=== Arts and Crafters === | |||
[[Literally]] a fucking [[sockpuppet]]. | |||
=== It's a Bully === | |||
This is a bully. | |||
== Galleria de Autism == | |||
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File:PlaytimePorn.jpeg|[[No exceptions]]. | |||
File:Fatti.png | |||
File:FattyArtsAndCrafters.png | |||
File:BaldySpanking.png | |||
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Revision as of 19:31, 11 June 2018
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning is a kewl new indie game by mystman12 (Powerword: Micah McGonigal) that is essentially the bastard child of Five Nights at Freddy's, Slender: The Eight Pages, Undertale and Doki Doki Literature Club. Despite being marketed as a "horror" game, the only things that are actually horrific about the game are its literal MS Paint graphics and the fact that numerous Let's Plays by faggy YouTube attention whores such as PooDiePie and Shartiplier have helped make this absolute trash of a game into the most autistic fad to hit the internets since Ugandan Knuckles.
The "Characters"
Baldi
A teacher who enjoys beating his most autistic student with a ruler.
Playtime
An annoying little MS Paint cunt who forces you to play jump rope and deserves to die in a school shooting.
Principal of the Thing
No running in the halls. No gay sex in the halls. No redeeming qualities in my game in the halls.
Gotta Sweep
A haunted broom that's possessed by the vengeful spirit of Fat Albert.
1st Prize
Arts and Crafters
Literally a fucking sockpuppet.
It's a Bully
This is a bully.
Galleria de Autism
See Also
- Baldi's Basics in Journalism and Child Porn
- Five Nights at Freddy's
- Slender: The Eight Pages
- Undertale
- Doki Doki Literature Club
- Autism
- Cancer
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