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'''Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning''' is a [[Shit|kewl]] [[2018|new]] [[indie]] game by '''mystman12''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Micah McGonigal''') that is essentially the bastard child of ''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]'', ''[[Slenderman|Slender: The Eight Pages]]'', ''[[Undertale]]'' and ''[[Doki Doki Literature Club]]''. Despite being marketed as a "''[[horror]]''" game, the only things that are actually horrific about the game are its | '''Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning''' is a [[Shit|kewl]] [[2018|new]] [[indie]] [[JFK Reloaded|edutainment]] game by '''mystman12''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Micah McGonigal''') that is essentially the unholy bastard child of ''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]'', ''[[Slenderman|Slender: The Eight Pages]]'', ''[[Undertale]]'' and ''[[Doki Doki Literature Club]]''. Despite being marketed as a "''[[horror]]''" game, the only things that are actually horrific about the game are its atrocious Windows 95 [[graphics]] and the fact that numerous [[Let's Play]]s by faggy [[YouTube]] [[attention whore]]s such as [[PewDiePie|PooDiePie]] and [[Markiplier|Shartiplier]] have helped make this [[Final Fantasy VII|absolute trash of a game]] into the most [[autistic]] fad to hit the internet since [[Ugandan Knuckles]]. The game is also notable for being developed in 2 hours in [[MS Paint]]. | ||
The game's sorry excuse for a "''plot''" revolves around [[Slender|attempting to locate 7 notebooks]] and answer 3rd grade [[math]] problems while your teacher—the [[tit]]ular '''[[Bald]]i'''—chases you around the school and attempts to [[Anal rape|anally rape]] you with a wooden ruler [[Retard|should you answer any of his questions wrong]]. Because your shitty computer is still fucked up due to [[Doki Doki Literature Club|Monika]], after answering five of Baldi's questions the game [[Bethesda|glitches out]] and gives you a garbled mass of [[Zalgo]] text that forces you to [[fail]] and submit to a brutal [[raping]] from Baldi. | |||
== The "Characters" == | == The "Characters" == | ||
Revision as of 20:09, 11 June 2018
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning is a kewl new indie edutainment game by mystman12 (Powerword: Micah McGonigal) that is essentially the unholy bastard child of Five Nights at Freddy's, Slender: The Eight Pages, Undertale and Doki Doki Literature Club. Despite being marketed as a "horror" game, the only things that are actually horrific about the game are its atrocious Windows 95 graphics and the fact that numerous Let's Plays by faggy YouTube attention whores such as PooDiePie and Shartiplier have helped make this absolute trash of a game into the most autistic fad to hit the internet since Ugandan Knuckles. The game is also notable for being developed in 2 hours in MS Paint.
The game's sorry excuse for a "plot" revolves around attempting to locate 7 notebooks and answer 3rd grade math problems while your teacher—the titular Baldi—chases you around the school and attempts to anally rape you with a wooden ruler should you answer any of his questions wrong. Because your shitty computer is still fucked up due to Monika, after answering five of Baldi's questions the game glitches out and gives you a garbled mass of Zalgo text that forces you to fail and submit to a brutal raping from Baldi.
The "Characters"
Baldi
A teacher who enjoys beating his most autistic student with a ruler.
Playtime
An annoying little MS Paint cunt who forces you to play jump rope and deserves to die in a school shooting.
Principal of the Thing
No running in the halls. No gay sex in the halls. No redeeming qualities in my game in the halls.
Gotta Sweep
A haunted broom that's possessed by the vengeful spirit of Fat Albert.
1st Prize
Arts and Crafters
Literally a fucking sockpuppet.
It's a Bully
This is a bully.
Galleria de Autism
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Looks like we're finally siding with the ponies for once.
See Also
- Baldi's Basics in Journalism and Child Porn
- Five Nights at Freddy's
- Slender: The Eight Pages
- Undertale
- Doki Doki Literature Club
- Autism
- Cancer
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