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The famous Slovenian hero is Kekec. He is a lulzing ass mutharfucker shepard rapping sheep and underage chicks. Kekec delivered an important leason about rapping sheep. When fucking the poor sheep it's better to do it on a cliff. Sheep is naturaly scared as fuck and it's pushing you back, when you are fucking it. FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY and teh lulz!!!!!1!! | The famous Slovenian hero is Kekec. He is a lulzing ass mutharfucker shepard rapping sheep and underage chicks. Kekec delivered an important leason about rapping sheep. When fucking the poor sheep it's better to do it on a cliff. Sheep is naturaly scared as fuck and it's pushing you back, when you are fucking it. FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY and teh lulz!!!!!1!! | ||
oh yeah, [[Shit Nobody Cares About|they also make good jawbreakers]] | |||
== Music == | == Music == | ||
Latest revision as of 01:55, 25 September 2018
Slovenia (Aka. Slowenia or Jewenia) is a supposed country in Europe. Problem is, no one has any idea where they are or what they are. If anyone has been to Slovenia or knows of Slovenia they are part of a bigger conspiracy. While the rest of Balkan was busy Hanging out in the 1990es, Slovenia said 'Screw you guys, I'm gonna be my own country!' and left Yugoslavia. Much to the delight of Serbs and Croats who then continue their schedule. Today, Slovenia loves Poland for nu reason and tries as hard as possible to be the next Poland.
Geography
IT'S FUCKING TINY as said before. Slovenia has a small part of Adriatic sea. Croatians claim it for its own. They were all obviously skipping geography class. They highest mountain is Triglav (2864 meters). About 70% of the land is covered by woods = hill billies everywhere.
History
Prior to 1991, Slovenia didn't exist, no such thing existed. Slovenia still do not exist, but at least now 2 million Slovenes pretend they exist and matter. Slovenias only few contributions to humanity are... uhm... let's move on.
Heroes
The famous Slovenian hero is Kekec. He is a lulzing ass mutharfucker shepard rapping sheep and underage chicks. Kekec delivered an important leason about rapping sheep. When fucking the poor sheep it's better to do it on a cliff. Sheep is naturaly scared as fuck and it's pushing you back, when you are fucking it. FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY and teh lulz!!!!!1!!
oh yeah, they also make good jawbreakers
Music
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Also Laibach is supposedly from Slovenia, but as said before: There is no such thing as Slovenia, now stop asking stupid questions. Why are you even looking for something that doesn't exist?
Slovenia on the Internet
Obviously Slovenia is fucking tiny and no one knows were it is, so for the same reason it will be difficult to find Slovenians on international sites. There is also a problem with the companies that provide as with the internetz like Siol. They be trolling with slow and expeniceve netz.
