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Hello, and welcome to my extremely lecherous profile that has been reported to death by fascist [[Cyber-police|Internet moderators]], who had surgery to remove 2 of their ribs to suck their own cocks, while not being able to take the slightest bit of sexiness or [[freedom of speech]] on the [[internet]], taking down my precious lulz accounts and discord accounts like Bush took down those towers. I am a narcissistic, misogynist, pessimist, satanist, rapist, alcoholist, cannibalistic, jihadist, abortionist, opportunist, misanthropist, nihilist, anti-everything, destructionist, corruptionist, fascist, malevolent, hedonist, anti-equality, absurdist, perverted, racist, sadomasochistic, subhuman, borderline pedophile who violently masturbates to children who take part in hardcore rape, torture, amputee, genital mutilation, vomit, scat, face removal, skinning alive, eyeball fucking, parasite urethra insertion, eyeball melting, brain fucking, holoprosencephalophilia, hair burning, unbirthing, abortion smoothies, tongue removal, nipple burning, flaying, cannibal porn and enjoy watching snuff films to fulfill my sadistic hormones. I don't hope for a better world for anyone. I hope you all burn, suffer and die like the scum you are. There is no reason to add me - I hate everyone and everything seems pointless to me. I have nothing to play or discuss with anyone, people have the same value to me as the gum under my shoes. I idolize no group or individual, there's nothing impressive about pretentious walking and talking meat. I have no personal vendetta against a specific group or individual, I hate everyone equally. The human race deserves to be eradicated, just like previous diseases. Your life is a joke, and your death is the punchline. I usually have fantasies about satisfyingly beautiful incidents, such as going to a hospital and opening fire on the patients, taking pleasure in pushing physically handicapped women off their wheelchair and cutting their throats then shoving my cock into their wound until my semen mixes with their blood since they can't fight back due to being disabled, performing police brutality on random citizens by tazing them until they piss themselves then ordering them to lick their own piss before shooting them in self-defense, targeting civilians during war and rape them in every bullet wound I inflict upon them, setting little helpless kittens on fire and watch them painfully burn to ashes, gouging little girls' eyes with screwdrivers, shoving my hand into a prostitute's ass and tearing her intestines out from the inside, stomping a newborn's ribs until they snap like matchsticks, grinding a person's face onto a concrete pavement, slicing off someone's ears with a boxcutter then shoving it into their anal cavity, going to a highly populated elementary school and opening fire on students and staff, and performing sexual violence among homeless children since nobody cares about them. This confession has meant nothing. "I will strew your flesh upon the mountains and fill the valleys with your carcass to drench the land even to the mountains with your flowing blood." Ezekiel 32:5 | |||
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Hello, and welcome to my extremely lecherous profile that has been reported to death by fascist Internet moderators, who had surgery to remove 2 of their ribs to suck their own cocks, while not being able to take the slightest bit of sexiness or freedom of speech on the internet, taking down my precious lulz accounts and discord accounts like Bush took down those towers. I am a narcissistic, misogynist, pessimist, satanist, rapist, alcoholist, cannibalistic, jihadist, abortionist, opportunist, misanthropist, nihilist, anti-everything, destructionist, corruptionist, fascist, malevolent, hedonist, anti-equality, absurdist, perverted, racist, sadomasochistic, subhuman, borderline pedophile who violently masturbates to children who take part in hardcore rape, torture, amputee, genital mutilation, vomit, scat, face removal, skinning alive, eyeball fucking, parasite urethra insertion, eyeball melting, brain fucking, holoprosencephalophilia, hair burning, unbirthing, abortion smoothies, tongue removal, nipple burning, flaying, cannibal porn and enjoy watching snuff films to fulfill my sadistic hormones. I don't hope for a better world for anyone. I hope you all burn, suffer and die like the scum you are. There is no reason to add me - I hate everyone and everything seems pointless to me. I have nothing to play or discuss with anyone, people have the same value to me as the gum under my shoes. I idolize no group or individual, there's nothing impressive about pretentious walking and talking meat. I have no personal vendetta against a specific group or individual, I hate everyone equally. The human race deserves to be eradicated, just like previous diseases. Your life is a joke, and your death is the punchline. I usually have fantasies about satisfyingly beautiful incidents, such as going to a hospital and opening fire on the patients, taking pleasure in pushing physically handicapped women off their wheelchair and cutting their throats then shoving my cock into their wound until my semen mixes with their blood since they can't fight back due to being disabled, performing police brutality on random citizens by tazing them until they piss themselves then ordering them to lick their own piss before shooting them in self-defense, targeting civilians during war and rape them in every bullet wound I inflict upon them, setting little helpless kittens on fire and watch them painfully burn to ashes, gouging little girls' eyes with screwdrivers, shoving my hand into a prostitute's ass and tearing her intestines out from the inside, stomping a newborn's ribs until they snap like matchsticks, grinding a person's face onto a concrete pavement, slicing off someone's ears with a boxcutter then shoving it into their anal cavity, going to a highly populated elementary school and opening fire on students and staff, and performing sexual violence among homeless children since nobody cares about them. This confession has meant nothing. "I will strew your flesh upon the mountains and fill the valleys with your carcass to drench the land even to the mountains with your flowing blood." Ezekiel 32:5
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