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Revision as of 23:57, 1 November 2018
Fortnite (also known as Fortshite) is a shitty and overrated game made by Epic Games that autistic losers, niggers, stoners, 13-year old boys, wiggers, and any member of the casual gamer audience play and worship. The game's art style is a generic Team Fortress 2 and Overwatch ripoff, meanwhile the gameplay rips off Player Unknown's Battlegrounds and Minecraft. In other words, Fortnite is an unoriginal piece of shit that people play because it's trendy.
Fortshite's Game Modes
- Fortnite: Save The World: The actual main game, which is just a boring and way more sugary looking Left 4 Dead rip-off that no one usually plays.
- Fortnite: Battle Royale: The popular free-to-play version that every autistic twink and child plays due to it's blatant, retarded pandering to the lowest common denominator.
V-Bucks
V-Bucks are the in-game currency of Fortshite, which kids can use to buy shitty items, retarded skins and dances which serve no purpose whatsoever. Just like with ROBLOX's Robux and other videogame currencies, jews do money-grubbing scams to lure autistic kids in and suck off the money from their parents' credit cards, like every good little jew.
How to troll Fortnite fans
- Tell them Fortnite is for fat virgins with no life.
- Tell them to go outside.
- Claim that games like Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, Red Dead Redemption 2 and Battlefield V are better than Fortnite.
- Get their Fortnite accounts banned
- Fake a giveaway
- Explain to them that V-Bucks = Virgin-Bucks
- Show an 8 year old autistic fan Fortnite Rule 34 and scar them for life.
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