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Twatter stans are brain-washed oversensitive faggots who are fantards of a particular celebrities hence the name "stan". In fact, a research was made in Science that being both obnoxious drama-whores and mentally-retarded has lead up into becoming one of the stans.^[^{sauce plz!?!1!}^] They are noted and awarded for becoming one of the most oversensitive tards on the internet, only because you don't fucking "like" their celebrity, which had lead them going apeshit around the internet. Stans relates to BTS, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj, Dream/DreamSMP, Blackpink and Justin Bieber, and fucking everything.

What does "stan" mean

The word "stan" originated from titular Eminem's song where it has a story of an obsessive fantard killed himself over him, only because Em didn't respond any lulz for at least 100 years ago. Now you don't have to stop why are they fucking annoying and being obsessed over a celebrity as it's being described as a portmanteau of "stalker" and "fan". The word was then added to Oxford, supposedly because of its overuse. You can use the word as a noun or a verb.

Who are stans?

Twitter stans go on Twatter and never stop talking about celebrities for a thousand years, until they die alone. Twitter stans don't give a shit, other than something they've stopped praising. When you say something like "(any particular celebrity)" is "shit", "bad" or even "ok", they will doxx the shit out of you for "good reason" to "educate yourself". In fact, why do they call themselves "educated" and "cultured" when they can't fucking make a point for it, and being among the annoying mentally-retarded fantards on Twitter is what they do for a living. Stans are also noted for self-harming themselves over them. Unfortunately, untalented celebrities can't control their fantards to not self-harm because they're too dumb pussies to stop them. Of course, the world has been going downhill, and these drama-whores started spreading cancer flame wars, doxxing and ruining everyone across the internet for no reason.

They are also the people who created "Neopronouns" because they decided that being called "they/them" was not enough for them to be special. They started out by bastardizing the fuck out of the English language, thinking it contributed to anything. Boohoo, just because someone misgendered your pronouns doesn't mean you should go completely ballistic.

How to piss them off

Go on Twatter, a place where fucktards goes to.
Make your point about them, as you're a fag with common sense unlike them.
OR, you can say your actual opinion or make an unfunny joke about their celebrity. (e.g: "BTS is shit and might as well stands for Best Tumor Songs")
Wait a few milliseconds.
????
PROFIT!

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Making fun of a dead isn't an excuse for someone who doesn't "stan" your celebrity dumbass.
When will you retards shut the fuck up.
Eminem never wanted this.

Eminem never wanted this.
This proves that Twitter stans are indeed libtards.