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She gained small notoriety from previous raids, but moar recently from a someone calling for a raid, after her retardation was rediscovered. Some of [[/b/]], in a frightening display of [[faggotry]], have come to the conclusion that Kelsey has [[assburgers]], and therefore is not [[raid]]-able. This, of course, is [[bullshit]] on many levels. Some of [[anonymous]] has already taken it upon themselves to raid her tartlet account. Note comments hidden by user. | She gained small notoriety from previous raids, but moar recently from a someone calling for a raid, after her retardation was rediscovered. Some of [[/b/]], in a frightening display of [[faggotry]], have come to the conclusion that Kelsey has [[assburgers]], and therefore is not [[raid]]-able. This, of course, is [[bullshit]] on many levels. Some of [[anonymous]] has already taken it upon themselves to raid her tartlet account. Note comments hidden by user. | ||
==I Reject your Reality and Substitute it with My Own== | ==I Reject your Reality and Substitute it with My Own== |
Revision as of 04:53, 7 November 2011
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
KelseyAlicia is a tartlet with <over 9000 wonderful pieces of artwork displayed on her page. She is also well-known for being an absolute Yu-Gi-Oh fantard, and faps fervently to Yugi and his bum-chum, Pharaoh.
Oh yeah. And she draws like a fucking 3-year old. Kelsey's age is known to be 20. Know this as you read on.
She gained small notoriety from previous raids, but moar recently from a someone calling for a raid, after her retardation was rediscovered. Some of b, in a frightening display of faggotry, have come to the conclusion that Kelsey has assburgers, and therefore is not raid-able. This, of course, is bullshit on many levels. Some of anonymous has already taken it upon themselves to raid her tartlet account. Note comments hidden by user.
I Reject your Reality and Substitute it with My Own
—Kelsey, showing some Sephirothslave tendencies, amirite? |
olol no Evan's not her BF anymoar I guess. (He DOES exist though, which is to her credit.) She just dun need him, I guess, what with these hwt dream guys tripping all over each other for some pussy!
It can get worse:
—Kelsey |
... Does that really need any commentary? Stands on its own, it does.
That aside, I bring you all again to this subject:
—Kelsey,, not delusional |
Orly? We have of course seen such beliefs coming from a myriad of other fucktarded fangirls before her, but let me just remind you that Kelseyalicia is 20 years old. Now, you'd think as a 20 year old, she would at least be able to adequately back up this argument; of course, her assburgers probably gets in the way of that, and this is the result:
Kelsey: Popular with fictional boys
Notice that the whale doesn't appear to draw herself up to size. Who didn't see that one coming, though.
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"To feel his touch at my fingertips his breath on my lips the smell of his hair ooh."
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Showing off her talent for massages.
Moar pix
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Unique; just another word for "special."
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It fucking runs in the family.
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More fecal excretions
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Series of tubes.
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Yami's reaction to her art.
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Rofl no faggot. Made by somebody else. You think she could pull this out of her ass?
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The sisterhood is just full of creative talent for making characters.
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BITCH SMACKED.
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Trolling Kelseyalicia's <DeviantTART. LULZ!
=Fun Facts!!
- Kelsey has many talents; including and very limited to being a good bowler, throwing and spinning balls on all of her fingers, giving great massages, and being very gifted with words which helps her writing and reading a lot too. Note, again, that she is 20 years old and this is all she can brag about.
- Oh, but this is just the mere first layer of Kelsey Alicia Shevlin. In her tl;dr fanfiction profile, she begins to soapbox about her beliefs and philosophies. Sifting through the tl;dr, it's apparent that Kelsey moar than likely has assburgers, as she lives in la-la-land. In a short summary, she believes we are one race--the human race (lol see wut she did there)--but everyone is different so shut up and deal with it you meanies!1 Also, reality is what you make of it, which completely excuses her from thinking cartoons are real people, of course. People are imperfect, which makes it okay for her to be short-temper, impaintced, and be a bitch when she want to, BUT, when you're a cold heartless person, you are no longer human. olol contradictions, yes?
- Just so you get it into your head... she thinks cartoon people are more real than... real people. More on this theory laterz.
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