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She gained small notoriety from previous raids, but moar recently from a someone calling for a raid, after her retardation was rediscovered. Some of [[/b/]], in a frightening display of [[faggotry]], have come to the conclusion that Kelsey has [[assburgers]], and therefore is not [[raid]]-able. This, of course, is [[bullshit]] on many levels. Some of [[anonymous]] has already taken it upon themselves to raid her tartlet account. Note comments hidden by user.
She gained small notoriety from previous raids, but moar recently from a someone calling for a raid, after her retardation was rediscovered. Some of [[/b/]], in a frightening display of [[faggotry]], have come to the conclusion that Kelsey has [[assburgers]], and therefore is not [[raid]]-able. This, of course, is [[bullshit]] on many levels. Some of [[anonymous]] has already taken it upon themselves to raid her tartlet account. Note comments hidden by user.
==I Reject your Reality and Substitute it with My Own==
{{quote|I've only kissed one boy [[IRL|in 'real life]]' [http://Kelseyalicia.deviantart.com/art/Me-and-Evan-66914072 Evan]. But I've kissed just about every boy on my listed of favoirt boys in my dreams. Started with Leo from Ninja turtles and so far I've also had the pleasure of tasting Zuko, Atem, Yugi and Kurt lips. I'm still waiting on Aang [[Pedo|a peck on the cheek of course,]] Rai, Chase Young, Robin, Caleb, and Danny.|Kelsey| showing some [[Sephirothslave]] tendencies, [[amirite]]?}}
olol no Evan's not her BF anymoar I guess. ([http://Kelseyalicia.deviantart.com/art/Evan-1-70441199 He DOES exist though,] which is to her credit.) She just dun need him, I guess, what with these hwt dream guys tripping all over each other for some [[Do not want|pussy]]!
It can get worse:
{{quote|Every since Sophmore year biology class I've seen over and over Robin and Starfire have sex! It is very detail and [[Lolwut|I can now even hear, taste, smell it!]] It sometimes dispturbinng! So I drew them as tastfuly as I could in the nude. Belive me seeing an alien princess having sex with a hot orphon actrobat isn't what you need when your waiting for lunch!|Kelsey}}
... Does that really need any commentary? Stands on its own, it does.
That aside, I bring you all again to this subject:
{{quote|I find '[[Animu|anime]]' people far more real then all the fake 'real' people around me.|Kelsey,| [[Lies|not delusional]]}}
[[Orly]]? We have of course seen such beliefs coming from a myriad of other [[fucktard]]ed fangirls before her, but let me just remind you that <b>Kelseyalicia is 20 years old.</b> Now, you'd think as a 20 year old, she would at least be able to adequately back up this argument; of course, her [[assburgers]] probably gets in the way of that, and this is the result:
{{quote|We can’t keep trying to pretend life’s a damn fairytale, because it isn’t one won’t ever be one!|Kelsey,| see: [[ironic]] or [[hypocrite]]}}


==Kelsey: Popular with fictional boys==
==Kelsey: Popular with fictional boys==

Revision as of 04:53, 7 November 2011

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
The harpoons: man them

KelseyAlicia is a tartlet with <over 9000 wonderful pieces of artwork displayed on her page. She is also well-known for being an absolute Yu-Gi-Oh fantard, and faps fervently to Yugi and his bum-chum, Pharaoh.

Oh yeah. And she draws like a fucking 3-year old. Kelsey's age is known to be 20. Know this as you read on.

She gained small notoriety from previous raids, but moar recently from a someone calling for a raid, after her retardation was rediscovered. Some of b, in a frightening display of faggotry, have come to the conclusion that Kelsey has assburgers, and therefore is not raid-able. This, of course, is bullshit on many levels. Some of anonymous has already taken it upon themselves to raid her tartlet account. Note comments hidden by user.

Kelsey: Popular with fictional boys

Notice that the whale doesn't appear to draw herself up to size. Who didn't see that one coming, though.

Moar pix

=Fun Facts!!

  • Just so you get it into your head... she thinks cartoon people are more real than... real people. More on this theory laterz.


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