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{{breakingnews|[https://perfectpacman.com/2024/01/16/surrendered/ Billy Mitchell's lolsuit against Twin Galaxies is finally over!]}} | {{breakingnews|[https://perfectpacman.com/2024/01/16/surrendered/ Billy Mitchell's lolsuit against Twin Galaxies is finally over!]}} | ||
[[File:BillyMitchell.jpg|thumb|The greasy fuck himself.]] | [[File:BillyMitchell.jpg|thumb|The greasy fuck himself.]] | ||
'''William James Mitchell, Jr.''' (a.k.a. <s>'''The King of Kong'''</s> '''The World's Tallest Midget''', '''[[Regular Show|Garrett Bobby Ferguson]]''', '''Giant Bearded Face''' and '''Silly Bitchell''') is a {{Age|1965|7|16}}-year-old [[gamer]] and a cheater who is most well known for looking like a washed up [[Shit nobody cares about|Kenny Loggins]] on [[meth]] and for having a forehead that's almost as big as [[K-On!|Ritsu Tainaka]]'s. Billy is | [[File:FakeNewsBilly.jpg|thumb|Getting Fake News'd on Twitter after his "victory"]] | ||
'''William James Mitchell, Jr.''' (a.k.a. <s>'''The King of Kong'''</s> '''The World's Tallest Midget''', '''[[Regular Show|Garrett Bobby Ferguson]]''', '''Giant Bearded Face''' and '''Silly Bitchell''') is a {{Age|1965|7|16}}-year-old [[gamer]] and a cheater who is most well known for looking like a washed up [[Shit nobody cares about|Kenny Loggins]] on [[meth]] and for having a forehead that's almost as big as [[K-On!|Ritsu Tainaka]]'s. [[At Least 100|Once upon a time]], Billy claimed to have some high-scores on some video games made during the [[Civil War]] and crowned himself '''THE KING OF KONG''', complete with making a plaque for himself claiming it was from Namco, and used this to gain clout and fame, until some dorks analyzed the footage and proved conclusively he cheated, much like his friend and suspected gay lover Todd Rogers. He had his high-scores for Donkey Kong, Pacman, and Custer's Revenge wiped off the official scoreboards and probably about three people cared. Now, the amount of "fame" one gets from this is about the amount of fame you get for inventing a [[Forced Meme|hilarious new meme]], and people cheat all the time, so why should you OR your friends at Encyclopedia Dramatica care? Why are we even wasting the bandwidth talking about a scruffy afghan hound who [[Basement Dweller|plays video games for a living?]] | |||
Because, rather than say [[LOL INTERNET]], Billy decided to also go for the [[Lolcow]] high-score and launched [[Lolsuits]] against Twin Galaxies arcade, the group that called him a cheater. Then he launched a lolsuit against Youtuber Karl Jobst for calling him a con man in one of his videos about Todd Rogers. Then he sued [[Regular Show]] for Garret Bobby Ferguson. Then he sued Jobst ''again'' when Jobst started spewing out video after video about him [[I Did It For The Lulz|for the lulz]]. Then he sued David Race, the ''actual'' Pac Man world record holder, for farting in an elevator. The fella basically [[Streisand Effect|Barbara'd]] himself to the point that the whole fucking planet only knows him as "that guy who sues people for the equivalent of a grade school playground argument", and ensured himself a place in our [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now|Rogues Gallery]] for all eternity... or until the next country takes our site down. Whichever comes first. | |||
In early [[2024]], he settled his Twin Galaxies settlement: much like the much lulzier [[Vietnam War]], both sides decided it was too expensive, walked away, and declared victory. Twin Galaxies didn't restore his records to their leaderboard, or even unban him, but they ''did'' create a "historic records" section that hosts his old records. Which is like if the Olympics had a "historical medalists" list that had Lance Armstrong and Marion Jones on it. Pretty much the lulziest thing to come of this was Billy gloating that "he won the lawsuit and his records were reinstated on Twitter" only to be [[Fake News|fact-checked by the community]] and then ''delete the tweet''... and Karl Jobst's "Billy Lost The Lawsuit" video which desperately tries to spin this as a loss between long puffs of Copium. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|99% of civil suits end in settlement; nobody should be surprised]]. | |||
== Billy Appears on Regular Show == | == Billy Appears on Regular Show == | ||
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|<youtube> | |<youtube>VcAlMnR4RwE</youtube><br/>[[Regular Show]] pisses off Billy. | ||
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|<youtube>-aBXpBIfmW8</youtube><br/>[[Truth|This is the video that made him sue Karl Jobst]]. | |||
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* [[Todd Rogers]] - Billy's butt buddy and partner in crime. | * [[Todd Rogers]] - Billy's butt buddy and partner in crime. | ||
* [[William Atchison]] - Someone who got a slightly higher score than Billy. | * [[William Atchison]] - Someone who got a slightly higher score than Billy. | ||
* [[Streisand Effect]] - What happens when you try to use the legal system as a club to win a "I'm better at video games than you" argument. | |||
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BREAKING NEWS!! Billy Mitchell's lolsuit against Twin Galaxies is finally over! |
William James Mitchell, Jr. (a.k.a. The King of Kong The World's Tallest Midget, Garrett Bobby Ferguson, Giant Bearded Face and Silly Bitchell) is a 59-year-old gamer and a cheater who is most well known for looking like a washed up Kenny Loggins on meth and for having a forehead that's almost as big as Ritsu Tainaka's. Once upon a time, Billy claimed to have some high-scores on some video games made during the Civil War and crowned himself THE KING OF KONG, complete with making a plaque for himself claiming it was from Namco, and used this to gain clout and fame, until some dorks analyzed the footage and proved conclusively he cheated, much like his friend and suspected gay lover Todd Rogers. He had his high-scores for Donkey Kong, Pacman, and Custer's Revenge wiped off the official scoreboards and probably about three people cared. Now, the amount of "fame" one gets from this is about the amount of fame you get for inventing a hilarious new meme, and people cheat all the time, so why should you OR your friends at Encyclopedia Dramatica care? Why are we even wasting the bandwidth talking about a scruffy afghan hound who plays video games for a living?
Because, rather than say LOL INTERNET, Billy decided to also go for the Lolcow high-score and launched Lolsuits against Twin Galaxies arcade, the group that called him a cheater. Then he launched a lolsuit against Youtuber Karl Jobst for calling him a con man in one of his videos about Todd Rogers. Then he sued Regular Show for Garret Bobby Ferguson. Then he sued Jobst again when Jobst started spewing out video after video about him for the lulz. Then he sued David Race, the actual Pac Man world record holder, for farting in an elevator. The fella basically Barbara'd himself to the point that the whole fucking planet only knows him as "that guy who sues people for the equivalent of a grade school playground argument", and ensured himself a place in our Rogues Gallery for all eternity... or until the next country takes our site down. Whichever comes first.
In early 2024, he settled his Twin Galaxies settlement: much like the much lulzier Vietnam War, both sides decided it was too expensive, walked away, and declared victory. Twin Galaxies didn't restore his records to their leaderboard, or even unban him, but they did create a "historic records" section that hosts his old records. Which is like if the Olympics had a "historical medalists" list that had Lance Armstrong and Marion Jones on it. Pretty much the lulziest thing to come of this was Billy gloating that "he won the lawsuit and his records were reinstated on Twitter" only to be fact-checked by the community and then delete the tweet... and Karl Jobst's "Billy Lost The Lawsuit" video which desperately tries to spin this as a loss between long puffs of Copium. 99% of civil suits end in settlement; nobody should be surprised.
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- Todd Rogers - Billy's butt buddy and partner in crime.
- William Atchison - Someone who got a slightly higher score than Billy.
- Streisand Effect - What happens when you try to use the legal system as a club to win a "I'm better at video games than you" argument.
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