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Deric Lostutter - Introducing: The Justin Bieber of Anonymous

Claim to E-fame: Steubenville, Ohio

Ever since a of bunch of testosterone seething football niggers in Steubenville, OH decided to rape the shit out of some drunk-ass party girl, KY Anonymous has fame-fagged his way into the limelight doing interviews with anyone who will listen to his stupid fucking story about how he has single-handedly brought attention to a 16 year-old rape enthusiast. For whatever fucking reason, this "OP" was nicknamed #OpRollRedRoll. We think #OpRaepAllTheBitches or even #OpSteubenville would've been a better choice, but logic doesn't exist inside the "idea" that is Anonymous.

As most AnonFags do, the second the authorities asked who did the hack, he immediately turned over his "bro" batcat, whom despite being crippled with the gayest fucking nickname on earth, reportedly remains at large.

Project #KnightSec

For an extra bonus, this autistic wigger faggot started a group dedicated to White Knighting named #KnightSec indicating that he's not only heroic, but was going to put his expertise as a professional "IT Contractor" who claims to specialize in online security and pen-testing to good use by handling his crew's OpSec. Unfortunately, it would become apparent that super-faggot numero uno, Deric Lostutter, can't even CSIII as he openly did interviews from his personal cell phone, logged into IRC without being bothered by minimal protection a VPN would offer and sent noods of his baby dick to any anonwhore feigning even the slightest degree of interest. The one old cop had little trouble finding and "raiding" Deric and his equally retarded brother who reportedly answered the door with a double-sided dildo hanging out of his ass.

How to become the new leader of Anonymoose

Basically, if you go the route Deric Lostutter A.K.A. KY Anonymous went, you do absolutely NOTHING to help anyone, in any way, yourself excluded of course. Pretty much, just say, "Fuck this shit, where's Anderson Cooper. I can't hack or troll a motherfucking thing, but I can definitely dox this 16 year-old rape bait for teh E-fame" then do just that. While any, and all, responsible adults know that minor's court records are sealed for a reason, Deric Lostutter said "fuck all that noise, I'ma drop those dox, after recording this phat track about my hard-ass life living in suburban Kentucky" and he did. Like all legit leaders of Anonymous, he was all about taking undue credit and at some point took credit for hacking the football niggers' high-school website. Albeit he should've been V& for dropping the rape bait's dox, it was the hack he had no part of that earned him a trip in the party van.

No worries though, because even though he faces absolutely no charges whatsoever, he's raked in more than $47,000 (which will of course be spent on weed, more horrific tattoos, shitty whiskey and a new piece of shit Mac for making the phat beats) under the guise of a "defense fund" handled by the WDL or Wigger Defense League. Regardless of the claim that his beaner lawyer is going to represent him "pro bono", the beaner-jew indeed needs yer Jew gold to defend the impending imaginary trial. Despite his claims on  VinceintheBay and  RustleRadio that the $500,000.00 goal was a "typo", it has yet to be "corrected" and we're confident, never will.

Apparently, it's also necessary to have outside interests and this particular individual's favorite outside interest besides dox'ing minors and spitting weak fire, is fishing. Let it be known he's quite the fucking angler.

Also, Derick is a self-professed "IT Professional/Penetration Tester", so, after he finishes up being "penetration tested" by Kentucky's finest criminal elements, feel free to hire him, as it's clear his operational security skills are only rivaled by an autistic eleven year old.

How to parlay your E-Fame into a non-existent rap career

It goes without saying that no good deed goes uncompensated. I mean, who the fuck does shit out of the goodness of their heart?!? Therefore, Deric Lostutter decided to take his incredibly original "hip-hop" persona, "Shadow", public after being politely asked to have a look at his computer by the one old cop with a search warrant in his town, which Lostutter, in true Anonfag style, refers to as a "raid". I'll spare the readers sense of self-worth, and ED's good name, by NOT linking to any of his so-called "Rap Videos". I mean, there's no 40's, grillz, tits or ass in a single video... Just some skinny redneck faggot and a group of dudes awaiting to gangbang him watching his "purdy mouth" spit weak fire on the mic.

KY's near death experience at the hands of Eismc2 and Rustle League

As we all know by now, the internet is srs bsns and KY found this out all-too-well on June 10, 2013. After having his mom,  TheRealRoseanne told by  Dantalion_ that his father was funnier, his mom quickly

ATTENTION! KYAnonymous is only here to vandalize the article: ragequit. You can help by adding lulz and raeping their talk page to rub it in.

RLR. Shortly thereafter, in retaliation for Danny sullying his mother's good name, KY reportedly had BTR DDOS'd. While CNY struggled to take control of the console, Internet superhero Danny swooped in to save the day to return the show to the path it had been set for: Complete butthurt autist rage from KY. Danny, being the fair and balanced host he is, gave KY an opportunity to speak, which he immediately fucked up by opening his mouth and saying even MOAR of the gayest shit anyone had ever heard. He was promptly muted by Danny and after a mere 30 seconds on mute ragequit the fucking show like a little bitch. Between the episodes on Friday and Saturday night, resulting in being called a faggot for the 9000th time, KY's big heart and big head, shit all over the inside of his body resulting in a near death experience at the hands of a vicious fucking anxiety attack. Cum on guise... no pics, or interviews right now, anxiety's srs bsns.

The Rise and Fail of KYAnonymous Tl;dr

(See also: butthurt, failure, famefag, v&)

	“	Pride goeth Before the Fail, er, Fall.	„

A Synopsis for the tl;dr Crowd: In which we see how no preparation, complete lack of understanding of operational security, and generally being an arrogant dumbass leads to an individual getting vanned for things that he likely may not have even done.

The Beginning of The End, Before it Even Begins: Our intrepid an hero creates the "KYAnonymous" Twitter account, (naming the state that he lives in, which is always a great first step in maintaining anonymity) but leaves his geo-location turned ON, then posts his location, repeatedly, and also creates and links his new Twitter account to a shiny new Facebook page of the same name.

A General Listing of What Deric Did After Being Dropped On His Head, Repeatedly, At Birth, As "KY Anonymous" and In The Aftermath:

• KY crowd-sourced information and posted it without research or vetting said information, in a rush to keep momentum (and his Twitter Follower count) high and his need for Ritalin, low.

• Decided that doxing an underage rape victim was somehow a good idea, likely fueled by a dozen Bud Light Lime brewskis and a Pam Anderson calendar from 2004.

• Went in to public IRC chats without using a TOR, on his home wi-fi. (This seemed like a good idea at the time, because see #4, below.)

• Realizes that he does not understand how TOR works, and asks ChannelZeroYT to help install a simple .exe file. (Our hero learns, at this point, how to "double click" a mouse.)

• Never bothers with a VPN. Because, why bother when you're Anonymous?

• Tells everyone how "secure" he is by copypasta from security blogs that he doesn't understand because they weren't written by Lil' Wayne.

• Goes on CNN after hurriedly buying an "Anonymous" flag from eBay and forgetting to iron it, (or throw it in a clothes dryer, because in Kentucky they do have those yet. Also, indoor plumbing.) Then blathers about "justice yada yada" to Anderson Cooper who was clearly not impressed and took the time to check his manicure, instead.

• Makes friends with Roseanne Barr. Because, She is an island of sanity in an otherwise crazy world.

• Makes friends with Noah, a/k/a "JustBatCat", a guy who likes to play dress-up and role play with squirt guns as a SWAT Team Member in his spare time. Clearly, a match made in Heaven.

• Gets himself doxed for ego and fame-fagging. Goes dark.
  • Starts collecting and inbreeding spare relatives, because that's what they do for fun in Kentucky.

• (Finally) gets visited by The Party Van, and immediately tells the FBI on his front lawn that "I am KY Anonymous." (LOL 5th Amendment?)

• After the raid, KY starts a WePay for "legal costs" after stating that his lawyers are working pro bono. (Until we Googled this term, we thought "Pro Bono" was that whiny singer from U2. Clearly, Deric still does.)

• Deric neglects to consider selling his assets to pay his debts, because why bother when you can beg for money on the Internet, instead?

• Immediately gets shitfaced and goes on several Internet radio talk shows (with publically available transcripts) and further self incriminates in a blur of cheap bourbon-induced egomania and sheer stupidity.
  • Proves to everyone that the free lawyers are worth every penny he's not paying them. (See Above: 5th Amendment)

• Claims to be a "Constitutionalist" but never read it because it doesn't rhyme.

• Attempts to claim that he is a "Penetration tester and IT Consultant" but cannot find employment because he is confounded by the lack of a "Start" button on the new Windows 8 release.

• Cannot use Linux because "command line prompts" do not rhyme with "wigger".

• Decides that "KYAnonymous™" is now his own, "branded" idea, so he will sell stickers and use the money to fund a Gucci dog collar for his pitbull, "Thor" because every wigger with a pitbull named after a minor comic book character isn't legit until fashionably equipped. Ya feel me, bro?

• Manages, in record time, to get his very own Encyclopedia Dramatica page: KY_Anonymous
  • (Editor's Note) You have attain a HUGE level of Mega-Über Fucktardedness to attain an ED page via a single day's Massive Failures, usually it takes more time to compile but this one wrote itself.

• KY, now a/k/a "Shadow Da' Rapper" dun gone and got hisself bitch-slapped into 2014 by NiggerChrist in a rap battle on RL Radio. This really wasn't a Fail, per se, as NC can rap like Lil' Wayne on sizzurp and ol' KY can barely string two words together into a coherent sentence, even on his best day. The Fail therein was KY ever claiming he could "spit fire" in the first place.

• Threatens NC and sequel with lawfare over their diss track aimed at him. For an "Anon" who was previously screaming "Fuck da' police!" etc. KY threatened to run to LE awfully quickly when he received minor anal chafing.

• KY, now driven mad with butthurt, and probably hungover, allegedly used the above incident, see #20, above, and self-described as "an anxiety attack", to his advantage, and went to the hospital. Most likely to procure anxiety medications to mix with more bourbon so he could claim insanity when the District Attorney gleefully presents him with transcripts of his own admissions of guilt gleaned from the above mentioned radio shows.

• Threatens r3dneck's Mom with rape, live on Internet radio. Apparently, rape jokes are funny when KY makes them.

There isn't enough bandwidth on the Internet to list all of KY's fails and douchery until the NSA finishes up their data center, but stay tuned to Encyclopedia Dramatica whose servers will labor under the weight and do their best until China installs Ed Snowden in The White House.

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B33fin' with  n1gg3rchr1st_

Sadly,KY lost a bet he made to fellow ED member  n1gg3rchr1st_ for $30K stating that he would beat him in a rap battle. Unfortunately, Deric's band of fan-boy faggots DDOS'd BTR so that Deric wouldn't have to lose the $30K he "worked so hard for", which resulted in  n1gg3rchr1st_ teaming up with  sequel to drop a diss track on Lostutter and his band of White Knighting autists.

The diss track is now a collector's item as Deric threatened to tell on NC to the feds as Deric's a butthurt little bitch.

Furthermore, Deric Ironically threatened to rape  _r3dn3ck's mother on Rustle League Radio the same night he ragequit before rap-battling  n1gg3rchr1st_
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DDOS'ing ALL the things

As  n1gg3rchr1st_ pointed out, with Deric's newfound wealth, in addition to pretending to donate money to the FreeAnons wepay and sending a WHOPPING $20 to Hig's wepay, Deric bought access to a HF skid-booter and has been using it to inconvenience the admin of any site running anything negative, yet truthful, about himself or his pot-loving lawyer. Therefore, we are archiving these stories in full. See thumbnails.

Deric Lostutter - Champion of Women's Rights

Everyone knows, that deep down, inside of every white knight, is a misogynistic asshole just waiting to cum out. Deric's no different as illustrated by his belief that, "the only acceptable form of abortion, is swallowing" which he was kind enough to demonstrate.

See also

 shadowrapz

• #OpRollRedRoll
• Wigger
• Anonymous

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