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[[Insane|Occult Force]] is Gary's second website. It's just like the first except Gary stole most of the designs from late '90s death metal bands. What makes this site loony is the stuff he has on sale is even more craptastic and outlandish than his original site. Like Spiritual kits, Tailsmans, etc. which still costs an arm and a leg (in Gary's case literally). For a man that believes in mainstream religeon you'd think it would be a tad hypocritical of him to believe in this stuff. Maybe it's because Gary is after the [[Jew Gold]]. | [[Insane|Occult Force]] is Gary's second website. It's just like the first except Gary stole most of the designs from late '90s death metal bands. What makes this site loony is the stuff he has on sale is even more craptastic and outlandish than his original site. Like Spiritual kits, Tailsmans, etc. which still costs an arm and a leg (in Gary's case literally). For a man that believes in mainstream religeon you'd think it would be a tad hypocritical of him to believe in this stuff. Maybe it's because Gary is after the [[Jew Gold]]. | ||
Speaking of his conspiracy theories | Speaking of his conspiracy theories make [[Francis E. Dec, Esq.]] rants sound plausible. He literally goes all over the place not even making sense at times. | ||
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Revision as of 08:01, 22 August 2014
Gary Brodsky is the classic money grubbing Jew. Gary's scheme is he teaches you how to become an Alpha Male and get teh pussy. The problem is he is an ancient steroid taking hypocrite who sells you over priced DVDs, potions, pheromones, oils, etc.
The Man, The Legend, The Fraud
Gary is the classic Chauvinist pig who thinks everyone should live in the year 1955 which is funny because he dresses like a late '70s guido with his greasy hair and his Niko Bellic Adidas track suit. Gary considers himself a health guru which is lulzy because he has a two pack a day habit.
For some reason he thought he could make money teaching men how to pick up chicks was a good idea. The problem is he is a pathological delusional liar and he is about as manly as Rodney Dangerfield on roids. It is fairly obvious to anyone who listens to his show that he hasn't had sex since Carter was in office.
Among his many claims is his mass knowledge in relationships from his job as a "US Intelligence Trained Seduction Specialist".
What Gary thinks of Men
Gary thinks that masculinity is dying and he is mankind's salvation. As a man you should work out seven days a week and have no less than 99% muscle mass (any less and you are a fatty). Also you are not to allowed to play vidya games because that will guarantee turn you in to a cock sucking faggot (That goes for D&D, comic books and anything that will give you virgin disease). When you have your twelve pack on your stomach and shit razor blades you are ready for teh pussy. Congrats you are now a Alpha Male.
According to Gary women should be subservient to you and you are allowed to treat them like trash if they don't cut the crust off your bologna sandwich.
What Gary thinks of Women
As women your sole job is to clean the house, go to the beauty parlor to get your nails done to look pretty for him and cook him pot roast and potatoes. Once you do that you finish the day by giving your man passionless fellatio then in the morning when you long for a real man you'll get fucked by the milk man.
Are you barefoot and pregnant? Good then your purpose has been fulfilled.
Gary's Website
Gary's website is a collection of Gary's fap images that he stole from Google image search. The whole website is designed so mindless idiots gives Gary teh moneyz.
Here is a list of great products and services he has on his website.
- Audio Programs
- Video Programs
- E-Books
- Binaural Audio Treatments
- Oils
- Supplements
- Seduction Items
- Specialty Items
- The Best of Webinars
- Packages
- DVDs
- Consulting
- Mind matters
- Webinars
If that wasn't bad enough he charges ridiculous amounts for this crap. For example the average price of his DVD's are $60-$70. He charges $120 an hour for phone consulting (or Special Instructor's package $3000 for 25 hours of intense consultations, training to be an effective instructor and seminar training included.)
My favorite being "ALL THE BEST - Over Thirty Five hours and 3,000 pages worth of the most hidden knowledge about women you need to know" - $1050
Basicaly if you are looking to get your wallet raped this is the site for you.
Occult Force
Occult Force is Gary's second website. It's just like the first except Gary stole most of the designs from late '90s death metal bands. What makes this site loony is the stuff he has on sale is even more craptastic and outlandish than his original site. Like Spiritual kits, Tailsmans, etc. which still costs an arm and a leg (in Gary's case literally). For a man that believes in mainstream religeon you'd think it would be a tad hypocritical of him to believe in this stuff. Maybe it's because Gary is after the Jew Gold.
Speaking of his conspiracy theories make Francis E. Dec, Esq. rants sound plausible. He literally goes all over the place not even making sense at times.
Gary Being pranked
It wasn't long before Gary was trolled. Dwight from Prank Call Nation pranked his show for weeks resulting in major butthurt for Gary. He also used it as a selling point for why men in America are becoming pussies. His old female kike co-host also got offended resulting in many lulz. Halfway in to the show all they could talk about was Dwight and the show unraveled.
August 6, 2014 recording of Dwight trolling Gary's Blog Talk Show
Dwight also trolled Gary on other blog talk shows by pretending to be him.
August 16, 2014 Dwight pretending to be Gary on a Blog Talk Radio Psychic show
Dox
Gary being the technological idiot has never heard of Paypal and has his dox on the bottom of his front page.
Gary Brodsky
15 Birch Street
Westport, CT 06880-4409
203-341-0764
See Also
Links
- Gary Brodsky's offical website. Haven't heard of it? He mentions every second two seconds on his show.
- Gary's Blog Talk Radio Page
- Gary's website designed for Metal and [goth fags]
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