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'''Rogue, Internet Man''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Brent Jansen''') was a wannabe [[YouTuber]] who made [[Shitpost|low-effort content]] related to the King of Lolcows, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Rogue's channel mainly consisted of him reading articles off the [[Chris-chan|CWCki]] verbatim; picking fights with small, irrelevant YouTube channels with no means of defending themselves; and boring streams featuring his nobody friends. He desperately wanted to be the next [[Mister Metokur]]; consistently imitating his voice and even structuring his content similarly. While Rogue wants you to think he's in his late adult years, he's actually around 24 years old, as he graduated high school in 2016. | '''Rogue, Internet Man''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Brent Jansen''') was a wannabe [[YouTuber]] who made [[Shitpost|low-effort content]] related to the King of Lolcows, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Rogue's channel mainly consisted of him reading articles off the [[Chris-chan|CWCki]] verbatim; picking fights with small, irrelevant YouTube channels with no means of defending themselves; and boring streams featuring his nobody friends. He desperately wanted to be the next [[Mister Metokur]]; consistently imitating his voice and even structuring his content similarly. While Rogue wants you to think he's in his late adult years, he's actually around 24 years old, as he graduated high school in 2016. | ||
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[[File:UGLY WHORE SKANK.jpg|thumb|right|His fat ugly elementary school librarian looking ass co-host Asterik, who is known to have yeast infections and also verifiably masturbates in front of Rogue for small amounts of cash]] | [[File:UGLY WHORE SKANK.jpg|thumb|right|His fat ugly elementary school librarian looking ass co-host Asterik, who is known to have yeast infections and also verifiably masturbates in front of Rogue for small amounts of cash]] | ||
For a good while, Rogue had a career on YouTube making fun of [[ | For a good while, Rogue had a career on YouTube making fun of [[retarded|mentally handicapped]] people. Some of his favorite things to do included raiding Discord servers with racist messages, blackmailing teenagers and threatening to destroy their lives, as well as exchanging tranny porn with teenagers on his Discord server. The average Rogue stream consisted of him binge drinking and doing drugs with his cohosts, spending the first half of the stream discussing [[shit nobody cares about]], and spending the rest of the stream watching lolcow-related videos or reading articles from the [[Chris-chan|CWCki]]. | ||
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[[File:Rogue, Internet Man's Discord server.jpg|thumb|right|Found on his server. Only pedophiles will defend it.]] | [[File:Rogue, Internet Man's Discord server.jpg|thumb|right|Found on his server. Only pedophiles will defend it.]] | ||
[[File:Noisebones Desktop Saveuser2.png|thumb|right|Rogue discussing his suicidiality on Kiwi Farms, let's see if we can push it further!]] | |||
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Brent Jansen is a guy who built his entire career out of drama and making fun of [[retards]] online. Unsurprisingly, when you throw stones in a glass house, that house will eventually fuck your ass. After three years of making fun of people for enjoying weird porn, being fat, ugly and being extremely eccentric; it was revealed on Kiwi Farms that Brent was literally all of those things and more. First it was revealed that Rogue had collected [[Over 9000|5 GB]] of [[tranny]] and [[furry]] porn, [[Sick fuck|as well as sending said porn to teenagers]]. | Brent Jansen is a guy who built his entire career out of drama and making fun of [[retards]] online. Unsurprisingly, when you throw stones in a glass house, that house will eventually fuck your ass. After three years of making fun of people for enjoying weird porn, being fat, ugly and being extremely eccentric; it was revealed on Kiwi Farms that Brent was literally all of those things and more. First it was revealed that Rogue had collected [[Over 9000|5 GB]] of [[tranny]] and [[furry]] porn, [[Sick fuck|as well as sending said porn to teenagers]]. | ||
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After this revelation, members of his Discord server started asking questions on Kiwi Farms. This made Rogue very nervous as the house of cards he built on being a [[Internet tough guy|super epic internet troll]] were starting to completely crumble. Then Rogue's faggot-ass friends and moderators started coming out of the woodworks one by one to discuss their interpersonal experiences with Rogue. Nearly all of them stated he was a creepy malicious cyber and real life criminal who lived to do gay-ops on actual children on the internet and perform degenerate actions every chance he got. | After this revelation, members of his Discord server started asking questions on Kiwi Farms. This made Rogue very nervous as the house of cards he built on being a [[Internet tough guy|super epic internet troll]] were starting to completely crumble. Then Rogue's faggot-ass friends and moderators started coming out of the woodworks one by one to discuss their interpersonal experiences with Rogue. Nearly all of them stated he was a creepy malicious cyber and real life criminal who lived to do gay-ops on actual children on the internet and perform degenerate actions every chance he got. | ||
For example, Rogue had targeted fellow lolcow and giant faggot [[ | For example, Rogue had targeted fellow lolcow and giant faggot [[MrRepzion|Repzion]]. The two had beef for whatever reason, so Rogue decided to target his girlfriend, who once performed in porn [[CP|while she was underage]]. Rogue, being the [[Mega ultra super genius|intelligent]] 30+ year old man that he is, decided he was going to find every bit of this [[CP|porn]] and compile it into a document to use in a blackmail harassment campaign against Repzion. When confronted about the fact this was [[CP]], Rogue assured everybody it was "totally good" because "his friends" verified it. The real question is: what fucking weird-ass friends do you have who can professionally separate child porn from regular porn? After all of this occurred, he, within 15 minutes, [[Delete fucking everything|deleted every single bit of his internet presence]], making him a ghost online. | ||
Here's a list of things Brent Jansen has allegedly done. Keep in mind that all of these things were alleged by people who knew him closely or by moderators on his Discord server: | Here's a list of things Brent Jansen has allegedly done. Keep in mind that all of these things were alleged by people who knew him closely or by moderators on his Discord server: | ||
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== Rogue's Return == | == Rogue's Return == | ||
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== His Dad's Dealership == | == His Dad's Dealership == | ||
[[File:Bandicam 2022-06-16 04-55-11-526.jpg|thumb|His dad's dealership]] | [[File:Bandicam 2022-06-16 04-55-11-526.jpg|thumb|His dad's dealership]] | ||
[[File:Rogue'sparents.png|thumb|right|Rogue's parents, Elizabeth Jansen (left) and Howard Jansen II (right). Here they are contemplating what a bunch of faggots they are and how things could have been different.]] | |||
Did you know Brent Jansen's [[ATHF|dad owns a dealership]]? Said dealership isn't even licensed or legal to be in business, and also has numerous complaints with [https://www.bbb.org/us/ks/kansas-city/profile/used-car-dealers/howard-jansen-ii-enterprises-0674-11020002 the BBB] for reeing at customers for not wanting their shitty cars. His father a notorious scam artist who owns a car dealership in Kansas called "Howard Jansen II Enterprises". | Did you know Brent Jansen's [[ATHF|dad owns a dealership]]? Said dealership isn't even licensed or legal to be in business, and also has numerous complaints with [https://www.bbb.org/us/ks/kansas-city/profile/used-car-dealers/howard-jansen-ii-enterprises-0674-11020002 the BBB] for reeing at customers for not wanting their shitty cars. His father a notorious scam artist who owns a car dealership in Kansas called "Howard Jansen II Enterprises". | ||
Basically every single review on his dad's dealership is entirely negative for one reason or another. Reinforcing the general consensus that Rogue and company are incredibly trashy shitty people who rival niggers with their arrogance. | Basically every single review on his dad's dealership is entirely negative for one reason or another. Reinforcing the general consensus that Rogue and company are incredibly trashy shitty people who rival niggers with their arrogance. | ||
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File:Rogue's response .jpg|Rogue's response to having tranny porn drawn of himself | File:Rogue's response .jpg|Rogue's response to having tranny porn drawn of himself | ||
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Revision as of 16:33, 3 September 2022
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Rogue, Internet Man (Powerword: Brent Jansen) was a wannabe YouTuber who made low-effort content related to the King of Lolcows, Christian Weston Chandler. Rogue's channel mainly consisted of him reading articles off the CWCki verbatim; picking fights with small, irrelevant YouTube channels with no means of defending themselves; and boring streams featuring his nobody friends. He desperately wanted to be the next Mister Metokur; consistently imitating his voice and even structuring his content similarly. While Rogue wants you to think he's in his late adult years, he's actually around 24 years old, as he graduated high school in 2016.
The beginning of the end for Rogue began when Whiteglove, the creator of this article, was BTFOd from Rogue's Discord channel; so he joined Kiwi Farms in an attempt to form a personal army, only for him to be outed as a fat tranny Redditor. This of course lead to Rogue getting doxxed. Instead of taking the dox in stride like his hero Mr. Metokur, Brent panicked and decided to delete fucking everything. He even went as far as to leave every single Discord server he was a member on and block everyone he knew all within a matter of 15 minutes. All because his name was simply leaked, showing he could dish out criticism but couldn't take any lolz at his expense.
Brent serves as a valuable reminder that those who shit on lolcows the most are often lolcows in their own right. The tale of Rogue is yet another example of exactly why not to get directly involved in CWC's orbiter circle just like Isabella Loretta Janke before him.
theNGclan; the dry run for the man himself
Rogue loves attention; and, before finding it on YouTube, he was known on the GTAForums as theNGclan. However, Rogue is very protective of this and wants to make sure that nobody on the forums knows he's Rogue and, should you make a post about it, your post will be removed and you will get a warning from the staff telling you that he does not wanna be known as Rogue, The Internet Man on the platform. And, in typical Rogue fashion, he'll deny that he was theNGclan, but how can you deny the similarities between their voices?
North Yankton DLC Hoax
Back in 2013, theNGClan earned his reputation as a bullshitter by creating a fake DLC "leak" for GTA V set in North Yankton. Who the fuck would want to play a GTA game set in some shithole in the midwest is anyone's guess but people believed the leaks he found in the "source code" to be the real deal and he rode high on their shoulders like a king. Even news sites were screaming about it, just search "GTAForums North Yankton Hoax" in any web browser and you'll see that this is what he wanted - attention. However, actual modders who do more than shitty character ports checked the code themselves and called him out on his bullshit. He finally confessed, but not before trying to save face by saying he was trying to promote elaborate discussion.
San Andreas Connection
Shortly after the North Yankton DLC turned out to be a hoax, Rogue was still yearning for attention and within the files of his shitty character ports made references to an upcoming story mod for GTA 5 which "centers around Niko Bellic, a recent citizen of Liberty City, who has moved to Paleto Bay, San Andreas in March 2018. After receiving a mysterious text threatening to reveal all of Niko's past secrets, Niko is pulled back into the criminal underworld. During his ventures into the depths of the underbelly of paradise, Niko eventually bumps shoulders criminal mastermind Lester Crest. Through a series of intense shootouts and increasingly life-threatening heists, Niko associates some of the most corrupt figures in San Andreas, all while trying to survive." All of this exists to get file diggers hooked up on this mod that will never truly exist and is supposed to generate hype to make Rogue feel cool about it/himself. If you actually want to read about the story; don't worry because Rogue has got you covered! Visit his fandom page or an archived ModDB page to find out more about this poorly-written fanfic.
The trivia sections usually have a lot of BS in them, acting like this is a real thing but there has been zero evidence of it ever being playable. However, it was moved to a multiplayer platform mod called FiveM which at least makes it playable in some way, but this still proves that Rogue was lying that he has tools that actually do not exist, along many other things. On the ModDB page, you can see the trailer and it's nothing, really, just running around, shooting etc, obviously excluding cutscenes from vanilla game with just the player model swapped. This has nothing to do with the mod's premise - developing a fully new story, this is just a "cool cinematic" which should have been addressed. Similar case was with the website where he had a gallery page that had images of staged pictures that were supposed to show the mod in action. The goal was to make the viewer feel like they're looking at screenshots from cutscenes or gameplay of the mod but it's all bullshit.
YouTube Career
For a good while, Rogue had a career on YouTube making fun of mentally handicapped people. Some of his favorite things to do included raiding Discord servers with racist messages, blackmailing teenagers and threatening to destroy their lives, as well as exchanging tranny porn with teenagers on his Discord server. The average Rogue stream consisted of him binge drinking and doing drugs with his cohosts, spending the first half of the stream discussing shit nobody cares about, and spending the rest of the stream watching lolcow-related videos or reading articles from the CWCki.
The drama
Brent Jansen is a guy who built his entire career out of drama and making fun of retards online. Unsurprisingly, when you throw stones in a glass house, that house will eventually fuck your ass. After three years of making fun of people for enjoying weird porn, being fat, ugly and being extremely eccentric; it was revealed on Kiwi Farms that Brent was literally all of those things and more. First it was revealed that Rogue had collected 5 GB of tranny and furry porn, as well as sending said porn to teenagers.
After this revelation, members of his Discord server started asking questions on Kiwi Farms. This made Rogue very nervous as the house of cards he built on being a super epic internet troll were starting to completely crumble. Then Rogue's faggot-ass friends and moderators started coming out of the woodworks one by one to discuss their interpersonal experiences with Rogue. Nearly all of them stated he was a creepy malicious cyber and real life criminal who lived to do gay-ops on actual children on the internet and perform degenerate actions every chance he got.
For example, Rogue had targeted fellow lolcow and giant faggot Repzion. The two had beef for whatever reason, so Rogue decided to target his girlfriend, who once performed in porn while she was underage. Rogue, being the intelligent 30+ year old man that he is, decided he was going to find every bit of this porn and compile it into a document to use in a blackmail harassment campaign against Repzion. When confronted about the fact this was CP, Rogue assured everybody it was "totally good" because "his friends" verified it. The real question is: what fucking weird-ass friends do you have who can professionally separate child porn from regular porn? After all of this occurred, he, within 15 minutes, deleted every single bit of his internet presence, making him a ghost online.
Here's a list of things Brent Jansen has allegedly done. Keep in mind that all of these things were alleged by people who knew him closely or by moderators on his Discord server:
- He once went to a junkyard, broke a bunch of glass into pieces, put said pieces into a hamburger and then gave said hamburger to a dog; causing the dog to choke to death and die. This is something he bragged about to his inner circle and a story he has corroborated multiple times.
- He has been arrested for drunken assault on multiple occasions.
- He enjoys screaming "Nigger!" at people from his car, while on Discord voice chat.
- He collects the dox of every single person he comes into contact with for use as blackmail.
- He's part of a fringe internet group who's sole goal is to get influencers to commit suicide.
- He drunk drives to the point where he almost died from a car addicent a few years ago.
- He masturbates to tranny porn of his own OC.
- He phones and harasses businesses such as Chuck E. Cheese's and uses his child army to bully them.
- He has stolen vehicles before.
- He lied about working at Rockstar Games.
The fact that all of this shit was public knowledge and that Rogue deleted everything after he got doxxed suggested that he was up to far more sinister things behind the scenes. However, none of these compare to what was leaked shortly. Something that cannot be passed off as rumor: his brother.
His Brother: the Baby Killer
After Rogue got doxxed, people found some serious shit attached to his name. His batshit insane brother, Howard Jansen III, one day decided to murder his daughter Olivia by bashing her brain in. Olivia was only 3 years old at the time of her murder.
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Rogue's Return
Rogue, being a glutton for punishment and not knowing when to quit, decided to reopen his channel as a "reboot", claiming that things "can get a little crazy" and will be "covering more things internet related that isn't specifically tied to cows.". Please make sure to let him know how faggy he is by doing the following:
- Remind him that his brother murdered a 3 year old
- Tell him that his niece is in hell
- Call him fat
- Make fun of his cokehead friends
- Tell him his channel absolutely sucks
- Tell him he's a blatant ripoff of Mister Metokur
- Steal his OC
- Make fun of his dad's faggy automobile dealership
- Make fun of his minuscule two-inch treasure
- Remind him that he wants to print out a naked bodypillow of himself
- Remind him that he's an ugly ginger who nobody will have sex with
- Remind him that he was a virgin until his early 20s (he has confirmed this)
- Remind him that he's such a faggot he had to blame all of his life issues on a random girl named Wendi (Who likely did nothing to him at all) and he went as far as to dox her for revenge.
His Dad's Dealership
Did you know Brent Jansen's dad owns a dealership? Said dealership isn't even licensed or legal to be in business, and also has numerous complaints with the BBB for reeing at customers for not wanting their shitty cars. His father a notorious scam artist who owns a car dealership in Kansas called "Howard Jansen II Enterprises".
Basically every single review on his dad's dealership is entirely negative for one reason or another. Reinforcing the general consensus that Rogue and company are incredibly trashy shitty people who rival niggers with their arrogance.
Overall
Rogue, Internet Man is a classic case of someone being a tough guy online but really being a scared little fat ginger pussy IRL. Don't be like this, and remember that your online actions have serious consequences when you attach your face. It's better to be a fat tranny (like the creator of this article) than it is to be as much of a fucking loser as Brent Jansen.
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Thinking about kids
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Hentai he had commissioned of himself
See Also
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto - Another lolcow of his type.
- Acerthorn
- Chris-chan - The lolcow he obsessed over
- Delete fucking everything - His favorite pastime.
- Internet tough guy
- Troll shielding
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