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| Midnight-Fantom | |
| Given Name(s) | Zackeriah "Zack" Gage Aubert |
| Location | Washington, USA |
| [email protected] | |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Occupation | Blogger |
Midnight-Fantom, also known as Template:Ytchannel, and Template:Ytchannel, is a pseudo-intellectualz 24 year old Anarcho-Capitalist who frequently browses deviantART and uploads videos onto JewTube about political and clickbait shit. He had a keen fetish for underage vore and roleplaying since the age of 12, a subject of ridicule on deviantART for his major ego and easily rustled jimmies of anything negative towards his political views in the style of a YourMovieSucks wannabe. He's currently running from the cops after trying to solicit CP to #OwnTheLibs. He came to notoriety initially after attempting to attack a major troll by reuploading their artwork and adding MSPaint scribbles over it and declared it a "parody", but got raped anally by DMCA for being a retard by not knowing what countering a DMCA notice is. Whenever he isn't playing a game of NAHTZEE!, Midnight-Fantom will be denying everything this article details about him, calling it "a bunch of lies written by pseudo-intellectuals" and list over 9000 "fallacies" (which we'll get to later). However, we here at ED can positively guarantee you that this page is 100% true and honest. Therefore any response to this article by him will be deemed as butthurt, but don't worry Zack! We have a help desk that you can address the issue at right here.
DA Drama
In the early years of Zack's Midnight-Fantom account, not much is known, because who the hell cares? All we know is that he uploaded furry drawings (using this lightly), is a fan of Sonic, and LOVES vore. So much so he often uploaded fetish artwork of Tails, who mind you is a child. When he wasn't busy uploading what is quintessentially child porn, he would frequently post journals asking for vore rp. Nothing worth of importance happened until the ACR Saga, which occurred on February 24, 2017. It was duly noted that he's a mixture of Lordelthibar in regards to intellectual dishonesty and Ayn Rand if she was a crack whore politically speaking. Thus, making him a perfect target for corrective rape. He was observed very early trying to discredit the fucking weather channel due to their founder (and ex-CEO) being fired for questioning climate change. So he has a little conspiracy theory in him as well, which is understandable as his "trusted" sources are consisted of the following:
- BBC (no, not the news source)
- Fox news (despite being paleoconservative centric)
And no folks, we're not joking either. He openly believes climate change is a fucking cult, and will deny any evidence suggesting otherwise. He also believes in other conspiracy theories such as pizzagate, are you surprised at this point anyways? Are you? If you think that's nothing, wait until you find out he thinks all Socialists are Nazis or SocDems, because National Socialism and Social Democracy has the word "Socialism". Despite National Socialists and SocDems being fucking polar opposites, he'll frequently call them left wingers, regardless of the ideology's actual position on the spectrum. We all know IRL Midnight won't be able to fight a Socialist 1V1, due to being a major pussy, he's such a pussy that in fact he CENSORS the word pussy. No srsly, we're not even joking once again. Interestingly, He considers ANY response more than 6 paragraphs as spam and will ignore the point made because "TL;DR faggot". And then proceeds to write a 7 page essay on why Anarcho-Capitalism is NOT an oxymoron and why you're wrong and he's right. Thus potentially making him a really good troll, unfortunately prepare to throw away any hope as his early YouTube videos surfaced of him bitching about ponies while being your classic metalhead stereotype popped up. If you wish to abandon all hope of him being a troll, read the following:
Don't be surprised, since his JewTube content is pretty much the same, as shown here:
- Capitalism is srs bsns
The moment ACR's original journal on him went up, Zack blew a major fuse and began to do some major damage control. Such as:
- Gas-lighting the points being addressed
- Using ad hominem to attack the author
- Deliberately misconstruing what the author actually meant
- Playing the victim
Which is pretty ironic due to the fact he often accuses his opponents of doing the exact same thing along with another couple thousand fallacies, and on top of that, calls them a leftist or commie to seal the deal. Thus showing us that he has the debating skills of a fucking Libertarian.
Oh wait, he is one. So disregard that I suck cocks. While the drama between him and ACR has been heating up, more contenders would join in on the massive orgy:
- CutestSith
- SootyJared Yes that Sooty
- Mocha
- Kasaundra1
- Anyone else who's smart enough to know Abraham Lincoln isn't Pol Pot
Autism Speaks
One of the highlights was when Zack tried to match his autism to the level of antifa. On the interwebs, succdem tartlets and wannabe Nazi hunters such as (((Procrastinating Shill))) were getting salty and upset that God Emperor Trump was committing his anal rape rampage of Hillary Clinton's campaign across the country. This called for a response such as posting a picture of Benito Mussolini's execution, and claimed that Nazis are gonna get it. This caused Zack to do a response piece for a reactionary bukkake. Zack showed his peace, love, and tolerance...
...By praising the Pinochet regime and wanting to throw Commies out of helicopters. This of course, dragged out another basement dwelling contender to the fight: Sootyjared.
Sootyjared, realizing that he literally had no friends, nor a GF, or any female that wanted to go near him, was about to an hero until he saw that Zack was lower on the Autism spectrum than he was.
—Sooty Jared | ||
Naturally, upon realizing that he was so low that even the anti-faggot with no friends saw through him and began to pity him, he soon flipped out and started screeching in the comments section. Sooty's moment of not being a total faggot, also ended with him whining that Zack was literally threatening him which then lead to a lot of dick waving between Sooty and midnight with lots of "no u" and sooty later deleting comments which made him look like a faggot (which was all of them). It was basically an-Cap Vs. An-Com which is basically the same as nigger on nigger violence and should be encouraged and spectated with popcorn and a soda. As both of them argued which one hated civilization and decency more, Sooty got the brilliant idea to bluff that he was going to get the FBI on Midnight's ass since nothing says fuck the state like asking the state to get rid of your enemies. Naturally in a sane world, normal people or at least those without autism would know this was a bluff and call it.
Midnight thought that sooty was going to dox and hax him for realz and get the feds to take him down. This lasted for a short game of chicken between the two until literally Sooty got bored since midnight out autismed him; an astounding feat in and of itself.
The Epic B&
DeviantART user Kasaundra1 uploaded an epic maymay about how cancerous Midnight's post (notice the featured by owner highlight), which was so cancerous it caused your waifu to get cancer. Midnight got uber butthurt over that and proceeded to start a flamewar in the comment section, to which people just scrolled by and rolled their eyes at his pathetic attempts to socialize. However, unfortunately for him, the wrong person came in and saw that post. That exceptional individual would be known as Mocha, who Midnight will categorically hate for the rest of his life. Mocha proceeded to his profile and began to start an epic debate which would spark the great war between the two, mostly because Midnight was uber salty over the DMCA. 7 responses in (where he also brought out his fake diploma), Midnight proceeded to block Mocha and declare victory but alas, it was premature... As the second he uploaded a status declaring his new rule where each passerby must follow, the troll ridiculed him for being a general pussy and not to mention being autistic enough to lie about what happened between the two. Midnight getting her panties into a bigger twist than from the wedgie he got from his high school bully, he proceeded to make a HUGE journal on how Mocha was a 'disgusting, dishonest little cunt'. Memorable quotes resulted from this, such as:
—Zack | ||
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It also seems like that journal wasn't enough damage control, because he then proceeded to re-upload Mocha's art and used MSPaint to re-paste bits of Mocha's bio and claimed it a "parody". Mocha seeing this, proceeded to send in a copyright strike on his ass, to which he proceeded to have a bitch fit over.
—Zack | ||
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This resulted in....
Aftermath Responses
After the great Midnight war, many TARTlets were pleased to see this leaky colostomy bag was b& forever. Then all of a sudden, a video by him was uploaded ridiculing Mocha for doing the right thing, unfortunately the video was taken down, so enjoy this summary (incoming walltext):
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- Parody video that he hates
Your Fault Not Mine!!1!
—Zackaube | ||
Zack didn't seem to learn from his previous mistakes, and decided to go for round 2. He soon be later get DMCA'd to death, and ran off. Conclusion? Use a condom kids. While it is unknown what exactly happened to Zackaube, it's been highly agreed upon that it met the same as Midnight-Fantom, b&. And nothing of value was lost!
JewTube Drama
Before Midnight became infamous on DA's political section, he was known on Jewtube for his rant videos, from either Black Veil Brides to the My Little Pony fandom. He's basically copying off tips from a "How to Become Famous in the Ranting Community" off of wikiHow. Besides doing generic content, he previously used to post gaming videos and googling weird/cringy shit. Basically he's Onision, but without (at least for now) the underage girlfriend controversy; mainly due to the fact that he never actually had a girlfriend. Not to mention, he had an annoying gimmick where he'd shove his beautiful face to the point that it covers the entire screen, and autistically screech "WHAT'S UP MOTHERFUCKA?!?!", loud enough to burst your fucking eardrums. Despite coming off as the average unpopular Youtuber at first, he's actually a massive bunker buster of Autism waiting to go off. And yes, it did end up getting set off by Youtube ranter Blazin' Rants. But that's another story.
Tzar Bomba and CP Solicitation
In 2018 Eso threatened to leak the nudes of some tranny, and when his Discord server called him out he went into Nixon mode to shred everything. When a bunch of commies found out about it and exposed him he magically found out that all of them were pedos like he is from a some retard named Operation Blue who had previously doxxed his friend and autist Mr. Dapperton. Long story short all they did was solicit CP and found nothing. Esoteric Entity got caught soliciting child pornography and being in possession of vore in his erotic desire to consume children. After esoteric entity got called out for being a pedo he ran around slandering everyone in his way as well as doxed Mr Dapperton and his entire family by illegally hacking into his court documents. In a recent video esoteric entity admits to being sexually attracted to children.
Last Sight of Manny A Commie
In 2018 in the midst of them soliciting CP to own the libs, is morbidly obese scalie boyfriend posted this gem on Twitter thinking that it was epic and the commies would cower in terror. It ended up being the laughing stock of Twitter and to this day it still gets parodies and reposts because it's pure fucking cringe. It was one of the reasons Filthy quit Twitter but at least he left it there for all of us to behold. It was so embarrassing to Eso he changed his name to "Eso the Free" to avoid more ridicule.
Eso v. David D. Friedman
Eso suffers from Dunning-Krugar and because his IQ is jacket weather to most people, his case is extremely severe. During a "Q&A" with economist, author, and theoretical physicist David Director Friedman Eso decided to try and debate David on a few topics. The Economic Calculation Problem, The Non-Aggression Principle, and his brilliant theory that governments are unsustainable because governments run out of money to regulate as the economy grows because he doesn't realize taxes are levied on percentages of income and profits and aren't a fixed dollar amount. Eso never had to pay taxes because his Dad pays for a trailer in Texas so he doesn't have to see his ugly FAS face anymore. David BTFO'd him over and over and the moderator ended up stopping the interview as David was about to kill him with 50 intellectual punches to the face as Eso was down for the count. Eso was really mad when a faggot tranny fucker compiled all of those interactions into a handy, dandy video and said the video was "dishonest" because it wasn't a debate. Even though he said "Sorry for turning this Q&A into a debate" he claimed he misspoke and he meant to say 'Q&A' and not 'debate.' So the new corrected sentence should have said "Sorry for turning your Q&A session into a Q&A." Eso is really an intellectual heavyweight. Watch out Stephan Kinsella, you have a contender.
Rantsona Two Wolves
Eso tried to upload a video refuting Brenton Tarrant's high score called "The TRUTH about the Christchurch Shooting" but was deleted by JewTube. Then some weeb on Twitter posted a screenshot with 3 other pictures of various Rantsonas and a meme was born. Even caught the eye of Justin Whang. This caused Eso so much embarrassment again he changed his channel's yet again to "Backalley Philosophy"
Fall of Backalley [sic] Philsophy and Declining Mental State
October 24, 2020, Eso uploaded his last video about some lolbert bullshit about deregulation; the usual Eso fare. He did his usual mass spamming on people's Discords and subreddits he never was active in. A Hershey's Hug turned sentient named [[1]] had warned him about his spamming which he ignored. This video and the spamming of it eventually lead him to get kicked from the server. He then rejoined only to get banned for reposting his spam. After this he started thinking a shadowy cabal of government spooks headed by Jim Jesus was after him to get him banned from every 'community' on Discord. His server which was already paranoid of new members locked down tighter. He started having outbursts on other servers that got him banned and fueled even more paranoia.
A user by the name of Jeremiah Harding who does a lot of pedo hunting started getting reports of stuff coming from the Backalley [sic] Philosophy server. A former member by the name of Infurgent started dropping the dime on Eso's server and the weird pedo shit that was happening that finally got Eso to come out of hiding and address the issue:
Eso was now paranoid of 2 cabals after him. The server got locked down even tighter and his behavior on other Discord servers became even more unhinged which finally lead to his banning at Shane Killian's Server.
All while this was happening other content from his totally not gay lover Filthy Heretic and livestreams came to a grinding halt for about half a year. People thought it was finally over and that Eso had reached Skid Row and BA drama and ended its years-long parade. Then Eso challenged some upside-down dude to a debate and it was a disaster. People in the chat and in the comments were wondering if Eso was high or drunk because of his slower than usual speech patterns, his constant stuttery repeating similar to a scratched vinyl record. The debate was an embarrassing show which Eso made some pretty bizarre claims that he couldn't respond to pushback like "Arguments don't presuppose that arguments are useful" (then why are we arguing?) and that humans don't engage in purposeful behavior (again; why are we arguing then?) Even Eso's ardent sycophants were wondering what happened to him. This had lead to many people speculating that his mental health is in decline possibly from drug abuse and the chances of more Eso spotting in the wild will only become more rare.
If you play at 1.5 speed it's less insufferable
Facts
- He loves cock more than poon (not that he's actually experienced the latter).
- He voted for Hillary Clinton.
- He's secretly a leftist paid by George Soros.
- He never finished high school.
- He probably has Autism.
- He does have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
- He believes Ayn Rand✡ was right.
See Also
- Acommissionreviewer
- Deviantart
- Down syndrome
- Egomaniac-monster(Troll's ED article)
- Politics
- Youtube
- Operation Blueism
Social Media
- phatboyzack - (inactive)
TheEsotericEntity
EsotericEntityy
MidnightMephesto- Minds
- Template:Ytchannel
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