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'''Rogue, Internet Man''' ([[Powerword]] | '''Rogue, Internet Man''' ([[Powerword| Real name:]] '''Brent Allen Jansen''') is a wannabe [[Mister Metokur| Mister Metokur 2.0]] and [[Youtuber| massive YouTuber grifter]] who made [[Shitpost|low-effort content]] on safe and familiar lolcows and especially surrounding to the King of Lolcows himself, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. he's online presence mainly consisted of him reading articles off the CWCki articles verbatim; getting into internet spat fights with small, irrelevant YouTube channels and various social media user with no actually means of defending themselves; paired with his boring ass streams featuring his cokehead nobody "friends". All the while he desperately wants to be perceived as the next [[Mister Metokur| '''Jim81Jim''']]; going as far to imitate his manner of speaking with his fake raspberry radio and even structuring his content very similarly to his own. While Rogue will want to dilute the majority of people into thinking he's in his mid to late adult years, he's in his twenties, (Twenty-four at the time of his initial exposure) as he graduated high school back in 2016. | ||
The story of Rogue, Internet Man is just another classic case of someone Pretends to be a cool online tough guy, but really is [[IRL| an thin skinned, insecure, scared and deranged violent doxxing ginger fat man behind the scene.]] Don't be like this and remember, that your online actions have serious consequences. Especially when you attach your stupid pig-nosed face to them; while he also serves as a valuable reminder and cautionary tale on those who build and revolve their around lolcow culture, most are often then not turn out to be lolcows in their own right. And is exactly the reason why not to get directly involved in Chris-chan orbiter circle just like [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] beforehand. | |||
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== theNGclan; the dry run for the man himself == | == Rogue's fumbling and not-so humbling begins == | ||
=== theNGclan; the dry run for the man himself === | |||
Rogue loves attention; and, before finding it on YouTube, he was known on the [[GTAForums]] as [https://gtaforums.com/profile/583435-thengclan/ theNGclan]. However, Rogue is very protective of this and wants to make sure that nobody on the forums knows he's Rogue and, should you make a post about it, [[Delete fucking everything|your post will be removed and you will get a warning from the staff telling you that he does not wanna be known as Rogue, The Internet Man on the platform]]. And, in typical Rogue fashion, he'll deny that he was theNGclan, but how can you deny [https://anonfiles.com/d268bar1y4/Rogue_NikoBellic_mp3 the similarities between their voices?] | Rogue loves attention; and, before finding it on YouTube, he was known on the [[GTAForums]] as [https://gtaforums.com/profile/583435-thengclan/ theNGclan]. However, Rogue is very protective of this and wants to make sure that nobody on the forums knows he's Rogue and, should you make a post about it, [[Delete fucking everything|your post will be removed and you will get a warning from the staff telling you that he does not wanna be known as Rogue, The Internet Man on the platform]]. And, in typical Rogue fashion, he'll deny that he was theNGclan, but how can you deny [https://anonfiles.com/d268bar1y4/Rogue_NikoBellic_mp3 the similarities between their voices?] | ||
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[[File:Rogue, Internet Man's Discord server.jpg|thumb|right|This was found on his server | [[File:Rogue, Internet Man's Discord server.jpg|thumb|right|This was found on his server.]] | ||
[[File:Noisebones Desktop Saveuser2.png|thumb|right|Rogue discussing his own suicidal thoughts on Kiwi Farms, now let's see if we can push | [[File:Noisebones Desktop Saveuser2.png|thumb|right|Rogue discussing his own suicidal thoughts on Kiwi Farms, now let's see if we can push him any further!]] | ||
Brent Jansen is a guy who built his entire career out of drama and making fun of [[retards]] online. Unsurprisingly, when you throw stones in a glass house, eventually that house will collapse on you. And | Brent Jansen is a guy who built his entire career out of drama and making fun of [[retards]] online. Unsurprisingly, when you throw stones in a glass house, eventually that house will collapse on you. And those shards will down your throat, rupturing and shredding your entire intestinal tract causing you to bleed out the ass. After three years of making fun of people for enjoying weird porn, being fat, ugly and being extremely eccentric; it was revealed on Kiwi Farms that Brent was literally all of those things and more. First it was revealed that Rogue had collected [[Over 9000|5 GB]] of [[tranny]] and [[furry]] porn, [[Sick fuck|as well as sending said porn to teenagers]]. | ||
After this revelation, members of his Discord server started asking questions on Kiwi Farms. This made Rogue very nervous as the house of cards he built on being a [[Internet tough guy|super epic internet troll]] were starting to completely crumble. Then Rogue's faggot-ass friends and moderators started coming out of the woodworks one by one to discuss their interpersonal experiences with Rogue. Nearly all of them stated he was a creepy malicious cyber and real life criminal who lived to do gay-ops on actual children on the internet and perform degenerate actions every chance he got. | After this revelation, members of his Discord server started asking questions on Kiwi Farms. This made Rogue very nervous as the house of cards he built on being a [[Internet tough guy|super epic internet troll]] were starting to completely crumble. Then Rogue's faggot-ass friends and moderators started coming out of the woodworks one by one to discuss their interpersonal experiences with Rogue. Nearly all of them stated he was a creepy malicious cyber and real life criminal who lived to do gay-ops on actual children on the internet and perform degenerate actions every chance he got. | ||
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* He once went to a junkyard, broke a bunch of glass into pieces, put said pieces into a hamburger and then gave said hamburger to a dog; causing the dog to choke to death and die. This is something he bragged about to his inner circle and a story he has corroborated multiple times. | * He once went to a junkyard, broke a bunch of glass into pieces, put said pieces into a hamburger and then gave said hamburger to a dog; causing the dog to choke to death and die. This is something he bragged about to his inner circle and a story he has corroborated multiple times. | ||
* He has been arrested for drunken assault on multiple occasions. | * He has been arrested for drunken assault on multiple occasions. | ||
* He collects the dox of every single person he comes into contact with for use as blackmail. | * He collects the dox of every single person he comes into contact with for use as blackmail. | ||
* He's part of a fringe internet group who's sole goal is to get influencers to commit suicide. | * He's part of a fringe internet group who's sole goal is to get influencers to commit suicide. | ||
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* He has stolen vehicles before. | * He has stolen vehicles before. | ||
* He’s driven out to multiple people’s houses to scare and harass them. | * He’s driven out to multiple people’s houses to scare and harass them. | ||
* He’s lied about being an employee at Rockstar Games. | * He’s lied about being an former employee at Rockstar Games. | ||
* He's used his "Friends" streams just to make more money off them. | * He's used his "Friends" streams just to make more money off them. | ||
* He created [[Narcissistic personality disorder| his own Wikitubia page.]] | * He created [[Narcissistic personality disorder| his own Wikitubia page.]] | ||
* He’s taken [[Acerthorn| petty legal action against Wendi Diego.]] While he using both his | * He’s taken [[Acerthorn| petty legal action against Wendi Diego.]] While he using both his family and dead niece as an excuse just to look good, and cool in front of the people of the internet. | ||
The fact that all of this shit was once public knowledge and the fact that | |||
The fact that all of this shit was once public knowledge and the fact that he deleted everything after getting doxed suggested that there was and still is probably are far more sinister and heinous things going on behind the scenes. However, none of these compare to what was came light shortly afterward. Something that cannot be passed off as mere rumor: [[Batshit insane|his brother]]. | |||
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==His Brother: the child abusing murder== | ==His Brother: the child abusing murder== | ||
[[File:Howard Jansen III.jpg|thumb| | [[File:Howard Jansen III.jpg|thumb| You better watch your ass, becuause this man will fucking sodomize it]] | ||
After Rogue got doxed, people found some serious shit attached to his name. His [[batshit insane]] brother, '''Howard Jansen III''', one day decided to murder his three-year old daughter '''Olivia Ann Jansen''' by bashing her head in. He even tried | After Rogue got doxed, people found some serious shit attached to his name. His [[batshit insane]] brother, '''Howard Jansen III''', one day decided to murder his three-year old daughter '''Olivia Ann Jansen''' by bashing her head in. He even tried to reach out to family about hiding all the evidence against him too. Like brother, like brother. | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
* [[Acerthorn]] | |||
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] - Another lolcow of his type. | * [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] - Another lolcow of his type. | ||
* [[Chris-chan]] - The lolcow he obsesses over | * [[Chris-chan]] - The lolcow he obsesses over | ||
* [[Delete fucking everything]] - One of his favorite pastime. | * [[Delete fucking everything]] - One of his favorite pastime. | ||
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* [[Internet tough guy]] | * [[Internet tough guy]] | ||
* [[Ricegum]] | * [[Ricegum]] | ||
* [[Transgender]] - Like the dirty and smelly a-logging pseudo-man who created this initial article | |||
* [[Troll shielding]] | * [[Troll shielding]] | ||
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Rogue, Internet Man ( Real name: Brent Allen Jansen) is a wannabe Mister Metokur 2.0 and massive YouTuber grifter who made low-effort content on safe and familiar lolcows and especially surrounding to the King of Lolcows himself, Christian Weston Chandler. he's online presence mainly consisted of him reading articles off the CWCki articles verbatim; getting into internet spat fights with small, irrelevant YouTube channels and various social media user with no actually means of defending themselves; paired with his boring ass streams featuring his cokehead nobody "friends". All the while he desperately wants to be perceived as the next Jim81Jim; going as far to imitate his manner of speaking with his fake raspberry radio and even structuring his content very similarly to his own. While Rogue will want to dilute the majority of people into thinking he's in his mid to late adult years, he's in his twenties, (Twenty-four at the time of his initial exposure) as he graduated high school back in 2016.
The story of Rogue, Internet Man is just another classic case of someone Pretends to be a cool online tough guy, but really is an thin skinned, insecure, scared and deranged violent doxxing ginger fat man behind the scene. Don't be like this and remember, that your online actions have serious consequences. Especially when you attach your stupid pig-nosed face to them; while he also serves as a valuable reminder and cautionary tale on those who build and revolve their around lolcow culture, most are often then not turn out to be lolcows in their own right. And is exactly the reason why not to get directly involved in Chris-chan orbiter circle just like Isabella Loretta Janke beforehand.
Rogue's fumbling and not-so humbling begins
theNGclan; the dry run for the man himself
Rogue loves attention; and, before finding it on YouTube, he was known on the GTAForums as theNGclan. However, Rogue is very protective of this and wants to make sure that nobody on the forums knows he's Rogue and, should you make a post about it, your post will be removed and you will get a warning from the staff telling you that he does not wanna be known as Rogue, The Internet Man on the platform. And, in typical Rogue fashion, he'll deny that he was theNGclan, but how can you deny the similarities between their voices?
North Yankton DLC Hoax
Back in 2013, theNGClan earned his reputation as a bullshitter by creating a fake DLC "leak" for GTA V set in North Yankton. Who the fuck would want to play a GTA game set in some shithole in the midwest is anyone's guess but people believed the leaks he found in the "source code" to be the real deal and he rode high on their shoulders like a king. Even news sites were screaming about it, just search "GTAForums North Yankton Hoax" in any web browser and you'll see that this is what he wanted - attention. However, actual modders who do more than shitty character ports checked the code themselves and called him out on his bullshit. He finally confessed, but not before trying to save face by saying he was trying to promote elaborate discussion.
San Andreas Connection
Shortly after the North Yankton DLC turned out to be a hoax, Rogue was still yearning for attention and within the files of his shitty character ports made references to an upcoming story mod for GTA 5 which "centers around Niko Bellic, a recent citizen of Liberty City, who has moved to Paleto Bay, San Andreas in March 2018. After receiving a mysterious text threatening to reveal all of Niko's past secrets, Niko is pulled back into the criminal underworld. During his ventures into the depths of the underbelly of paradise, Niko eventually bumps shoulders criminal mastermind Lester Crest. Through a series of intense shootouts and increasingly life-threatening heists, Niko associates some of the most corrupt figures in San Andreas, all while trying to survive." All of this exists to get file diggers hooked up on this mod that will never truly exist and is supposed to generate hype to make Rogue feel cool about it/himself. If you actually want to read about the story; don't worry because Rogue has got you covered! Visit his fandom page or an archived ModDB page to find out more about this poorly-written fanfic.
The trivia sections usually have a lot of BS in them, acting like this is a real thing but there has been zero evidence of it ever being playable. However, it was moved to a multiplayer platform mod called FiveM which at least makes it playable in some way, but this still proves that Rogue was lying that he has tools that actually do not exist, along many other things. On the ModDB page, you can see the trailer and it's nothing, really, just running around, shooting etc, obviously excluding cutscenes from vanilla game with just the player model swapped. This has nothing to do with the mod's premise - developing a fully new story, this is just a "cool cinematic" which should have been addressed. Similar case was with the website where he had a gallery page that had images of staged pictures that were supposed to show the mod in action. The goal was to make the viewer feel like they're looking at screenshots from cutscenes or gameplay of the mod but it's all bullshit.
YouTube Career
For a good while, Rogue had a career on YouTube making fun of mentally handicapped and disabled people. Some of his favorite things to do included raiding Discord servers with racist messages, blackmailing teenagers and threatening to destroy their lives, as well as exchanging tranny porn with teenagers on his Discord server. The average Rogue stream consisted of him binge drinking and doing drugs with his cohosts, spending the first half of the stream discussing shit nobody cares about, and spending the rest of the stream watching lolcow-related videos or reading articles from the CWCki.
The drama
Brent Jansen is a guy who built his entire career out of drama and making fun of retards online. Unsurprisingly, when you throw stones in a glass house, eventually that house will collapse on you. And those shards will down your throat, rupturing and shredding your entire intestinal tract causing you to bleed out the ass. After three years of making fun of people for enjoying weird porn, being fat, ugly and being extremely eccentric; it was revealed on Kiwi Farms that Brent was literally all of those things and more. First it was revealed that Rogue had collected 5 GB of tranny and furry porn, as well as sending said porn to teenagers.
After this revelation, members of his Discord server started asking questions on Kiwi Farms. This made Rogue very nervous as the house of cards he built on being a super epic internet troll were starting to completely crumble. Then Rogue's faggot-ass friends and moderators started coming out of the woodworks one by one to discuss their interpersonal experiences with Rogue. Nearly all of them stated he was a creepy malicious cyber and real life criminal who lived to do gay-ops on actual children on the internet and perform degenerate actions every chance he got.
For example, Rogue had targeted fellow lolcow and giant faggot Repzion. The two had beef for whatever dumb fucking reason, so Rogue decided to target his girlfriend, who once performed in porn while she was underage. Rogue, being the intelligent thiry to forty year old man that he definitely most certainly is, decided he was going to find every bit of this porn and compile it into a document to use in a blackmail harassment campaign against Repzion. When confronted about the fact this was CP, Rogue assured everybody it was "totally good" because "his friends" verified it. The real question is: what fucking weird-ass friends do you have who can professionally separate child porn from regular porn? After all of this occurred, he, within fifteen minutes, deleted every single bit of his internet presence, making him a ghost online.
Here's a list of things Brent Jansen has allegedly done. Keep in mind that all of these things were alleged by people who knew him closely or by moderators on his Discord server:
- He once went to a junkyard, broke a bunch of glass into pieces, put said pieces into a hamburger and then gave said hamburger to a dog; causing the dog to choke to death and die. This is something he bragged about to his inner circle and a story he has corroborated multiple times.
- He has been arrested for drunken assault on multiple occasions.
- He collects the dox of every single person he comes into contact with for use as blackmail.
- He's part of a fringe internet group who's sole goal is to get influencers to commit suicide.
- He drunk drives to the point where he almost died from a car accident a few years ago.
- He masturbates to tranny porn of his own shitty OC character.
- He phones and harasses businesses such as Chuck E. Cheese's and uses his child army to bully them.
- He has stolen vehicles before.
- He’s driven out to multiple people’s houses to scare and harass them.
- He’s lied about being an former employee at Rockstar Games.
- He's used his "Friends" streams just to make more money off them.
- He created his own Wikitubia page.
- He’s taken petty legal action against Wendi Diego. While he using both his family and dead niece as an excuse just to look good, and cool in front of the people of the internet.
The fact that all of this shit was once public knowledge and the fact that he deleted everything after getting doxed suggested that there was and still is probably are far more sinister and heinous things going on behind the scenes. However, none of these compare to what was came light shortly afterward. Something that cannot be passed off as mere rumor: his brother.
His Brother: the child abusing murder
After Rogue got doxed, people found some serious shit attached to his name. His batshit insane brother, Howard Jansen III, one day decided to murder his three-year old daughter Olivia Ann Jansen by bashing her head in. He even tried to reach out to family about hiding all the evidence against him too. Like brother, like brother.
Videos
- NSA - Rogue and Seethe
Previous Video | Next Video
His Dad's Dealership
Did you know Brent Jansen's dad owns a dealership? Said dealership isn't even licensed or legal to be in business, and also has numerous complaints with the BBB for reeing at customers for not wanting their shitty cars. His father a notorious scam artist who owns a car dealership in Kansas called "Howard Jansen II Enterprises".
Basically every single review on his dad's dealership is entirely negative for one reason or another. Reinforcing the general consensus that Rogue and company are incredibly horrible and rotten people who only rival niggers in their arrogance.
Gallery
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Confirmed high school yearbook photo of Rogue. -
Photo of Brent Jansen in all of his glory! -
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Behold! Brent Jansen’s miniscule not-so hidden 0.75-Inch treasure. Hmm… Does this remind you of anyone? (Just keep these photos in mind, they'll be important later.)
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Really riveting stuff. (Ohhhh this is so fuuucking hot. - Rouge’s mentally challenged audience.) -
Hentai he had commissioned of himself. (Some of the finest wish fulfillment projection you'll ever see.) -
Rogue's own response to having this wish fulfillment porn drawn of himself.
See Also
- Acerthorn
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto - Another lolcow of his type.
- Chris-chan - The lolcow he obsesses over
- Delete fucking everything - One of his favorite pastime.
- Dillin Thomas - Rogue's own diametrically opposed Yang.
- Ethan Ralph
- Internet tough guy
- Ricegum
- Transgender - Like the dirty and smelly a-logging pseudo-man who created this initial article
- Troll shielding
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