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[[File:Misha And His Sister.png|thumb|Misha is in a [[incest|deeply-loving, sexual relationship]] with his sister. And they actually want to fuck.]] | [[File:Misha And His Sister.png|thumb|Misha is in a [[incest|deeply-loving, sexual relationship]] with his sister. And they actually want to fuck.]] | ||
[[File: | [[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/user/MishaCZLP]] <span class="plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/user/MishaCZLP <b>Misha Silenosti</b>]</span> (Real name: '''[[powerword|Michal "Misha" Florian]]'''; b. January 2, [[2007]]: Age {{age|2007|1|2}}) is a [[retarded]], [[unfunny]], buck-toothed [[eurofag|Czech]] YouTube "singer", mostly known for his ''Pokemon Go'' and ''[[Cyberbully]] Channels are Cancer'' [[meaningless noise|songs]] and is yet another perfect example of why [[children]] [[Angry Homo Kid|shouldn't be allowed access to the internet]]. The bulk of the content he "produces" consists of [[shitty]] song parodies about [[vidya games]] and stuff he doesn't like, videos of him playing [[minecraft|Meinkampf]], and even a couple videos of where he [[LOLWUT|gets shot with a banana]] and explodes. No [[seriously]]. He cannot sing, make decent (and not retarded) videos that are [[raids|actually worth watching]], or stop being a faggot by attempting to be [[funny]] for more than a second. | ||
Misha has explicitly mentioned other YouTubers such as [[LeafyIsHere]], [[Pyrocynical]], and RiceGum as being assholes and retards in his "Cyberbully Channels are Cancer" video. As a result, several [[butthurt|response videos]] were made to call Misha out and make fun of him. Although many would agree that listening to LeafyIsHere ramble on about random shit in his videos is dull and brain-numbing, the [[attention]] was quickly turned over to Misha as his [[faggotry]] gained notoriety. Despite Leafy having a nasally-pitched annoying voice, Leafy's voice is easier to listen to than Misha's retarded accent and feeble command of the [[English]] language. | Misha has explicitly mentioned other YouTubers such as [[LeafyIsHere]], [[Pyrocynical]], and RiceGum as being assholes and retards in his "Cyberbully Channels are Cancer" video. As a result, several [[butthurt|response videos]] were made to call Misha out and make fun of him. Although many would agree that listening to LeafyIsHere ramble on about random shit in his videos is dull and brain-numbing, the [[attention]] was quickly turned over to Misha as his [[faggotry]] gained notoriety. Despite Leafy having a nasally-pitched annoying voice, Leafy's voice is easier to listen to than Misha's retarded accent and feeble command of the [[English]] language. | ||
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* ... that his YouTube name is officially "Misha / Mishovy silenosti" because he can't make up his mind between Misha or Mishovy? | * ... that his YouTube name is officially "Misha / Mishovy silenosti" because he can't make up his mind between Misha or Mishovy? | ||
* ... that he is [[vegan]]? | * ... that he is [[vegan]]? | ||
==Misha's "Girlfriend"== | ==Misha's "Girlfriend"== | ||
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{{morphquote|msgirlfriendquotes|background:none; width:50%|font-weight:bold | {{morphquote|msgirlfriendquotes|background:none; width:50%|font-weight:bold | ||
|Holy Fucking Shit - please tell me that all of you CLEARLY see that she's just a fucking GOLD DIGGER. I mean, I TOTALLY get why ratings are disabled. | |Holy Fucking Shit - please tell me that all of you CLEARLY see that she's just a fucking GOLD DIGGER. I mean, I TOTALLY get why ratings are disabled. | ||
| [[File: | | [[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=]] <span class{{=}}"plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/user/thebestdebaterever <b>Kavser</b>]</span> | ||
|Now imagine if it was a 16 year old boy and 9 year old girl. | |Now imagine if it was a 16 year old boy and 9 year old girl. | ||
| [[File: | | [[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=]] <span class{{=}}"plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkBvbUfA0gqFUrnrvTw-OEQ <b>Louis Blyth</b>]</span> | ||
|[[english|wait what the fuck this two yr old has a damn girlfriend??? pass the bleach]] | |[[english|wait what the fuck this two yr old has a damn girlfriend??? pass the bleach]] | ||
| [[File: | | [[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=]] <span class{{=}}"plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPk20dmj72UG2fBi1bZWdXA <b>iM2bMLG</b>]</span> | ||
|He found his girlfriend in a dumpster behind a restaurant eating a rat. he asked her if she wanted to be his girlfriend and she looked at him like "[[WTF]]." He had to teach him the [[moonspeak|weird ass language]] he speaks. [[truth|He never met her in Minecraft]]. | |He found his girlfriend in a dumpster behind a restaurant eating a rat. he asked her if she wanted to be his girlfriend and she looked at him like "[[WTF]]." He had to teach him the [[moonspeak|weird ass language]] he speaks. [[truth|He never met her in Minecraft]]. | ||
| [[File: | | [[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=]] <span class{{=}}"plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwSBj6_cZSOGdqhbAm9Ncqw <b>Harrison Rimmele</b>]</span> | ||
|Thats ur fucking sister | |Thats ur fucking sister | ||
| [[File: | | [[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=]] <span class{{=}}"plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEKHjbpd_lFvd_U7sC0Ff8Q <b>Marlo Hernandez</b>]</span>, stating the obvious.}} | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
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{{morphquote|fuckmisha|background:none; width:50%; height:200px|font-weight:bold | {{morphquote|fuckmisha|background:none; width:50%; height:200px|font-weight:bold | ||
|Okay, seriously: [[13|How old are you]]? [[some argue|I thought]] YouTube was [[lies|only for 18+]], maybe for 13+ now, but you don't even look like.. 11. | |Okay, seriously: [[13|How old are you]]? [[some argue|I thought]] YouTube was [[lies|only for 18+]], maybe for 13+ now, but you don't even look like.. 11. | ||
| [[File: | | [[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=]] <span class{{=}}"plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/user/Sn0wmanLP <b>Midolir</b>]</span> | ||
|Go to hell, please. miserable creature | |Go to hell, please. miserable creature | ||
| [[File: | | [[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=]] <span class{{=}}"plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFP6uHh6kaofyhvFRkWXiKw <b>Michal Rama</b>]</span> | ||
|are you fuckin kidin me? Thats terrible! what is point of all this? | |are you fuckin kidin me? Thats terrible! what is point of all this? | ||
| [[File: | | [[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=]] <span class{{=}}"plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUzBZrHdgT0gs-gnmd1-MyA <b>John Whasko</b>]</span> | ||
|Mr. Trump can build 10 walls and it still wouldn't be enough to fill the gap between your teeth. | |Mr. Trump can build 10 walls and it still wouldn't be enough to fill the gap between your teeth. | ||
| [[File: | | [[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=]] <span class{{=}}"plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Ne974SMCB1nOgcAYn3Dxg <b>Mary Moore</b>]</span> | ||
|The ratings aren't the only thing disabled.. | |The ratings aren't the only thing disabled.. | ||
| [[File: | | [[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=]] <span class{{=}}"plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY-WwJi7jPhNVwtWCEi_M4w <b>Kawaii Penguin</b>]</span> | ||
|You're good with the guitar but I feel sorry for you having a brother like that. | |You're good with the guitar but I feel sorry for you having a brother like that. | ||
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====YouTube Channels==== | ====YouTube Channels==== | ||
*[[File: | *[[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/user/MishaCZLP]] <span class="plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/user/MishaCZLP <b>Misha Silenosti</b>]</span> - His main channel. | ||
*[[File: | *[[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkZU7emUtTqpdS32mRbyqEg]] <span class="plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkZU7emUtTqpdS32mRbyqEg <b>Misha's Czech Channel</b>]</span> | ||
*[[File: | *[[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwlUzo67jjyiLnxQdAkvodA]] <span class="plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwlUzo67jjyiLnxQdAkvodA <b>This Faggot Even Has a Let's Play Channel</b>]</span> | ||
====Other==== | ====Other==== | ||
Revision as of 23:55, 27 September 2016
Misha Silenosti (Real name: Michal "Misha" Florian; b. January 2, 2007: Age 17) is a retarded, unfunny, buck-toothed Czech YouTube "singer", mostly known for his Pokemon Go and Cyberbully Channels are Cancer songs and is yet another perfect example of why children shouldn't be allowed access to the internet. The bulk of the content he "produces" consists of shitty song parodies about vidya games and stuff he doesn't like, videos of him playing Meinkampf, and even a couple videos of where he gets shot with a banana and explodes. No seriously. He cannot sing, make decent (and not retarded) videos that are actually worth watching, or stop being a faggot by attempting to be funny for more than a second.
Misha has explicitly mentioned other YouTubers such as LeafyIsHere, Pyrocynical, and RiceGum as being assholes and retards in his "Cyberbully Channels are Cancer" video. As a result, several response videos were made to call Misha out and make fun of him. Although many would agree that listening to LeafyIsHere ramble on about random shit in his videos is dull and brain-numbing, the attention was quickly turned over to Misha as his faggotry gained notoriety. Despite Leafy having a nasally-pitched annoying voice, Leafy's voice is easier to listen to than Misha's retarded accent and feeble command of the English language.
Misha Silenosti Facts
Did you know...
- ... that his real name is Michal Florian?
- ... that he is Czech, and not Russian?
- ... that he suffers from USI?
- ... that he thinks he's funny?
- ... that he is hated by most of the internet?
- ... that he has a huge gap between his teeth?
- ... that he disables ratings on his videos?
- ... that he hates LeafyIsHere?
- ... that if he ever discovers this article, he'll make a song about how ED is CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER?
- ... that he thinks the internet is his personal army?
- ... that when he releases a retarded video on YouTube, he gets "cyberbullied", and then gets all butthurt about the "haters"?
- ... that his retarded brother wrote all his songs, except "CYBER BULLY CHANNELS ARE CANCER" which was written by his parents?
- ... that one of his public appearances was canceled because of the amount of death threats he received?
- ... that he got a "girlfriend" from playing Minecraft?
- ... that he lives in Brno, Czech Republic?
- ... that his older brother's name is Olda Florian?
- ... that he became "famous" after his Pokemon Go Song video went viral?
- ... that he gets "straight-A's" on his report cards?
- ... that he thinks he's a celebrity just because he has 300,000+ subscribers on YouTube?
- ... that his YouTube name is officially "Misha / Mishovy silenosti" because he can't make up his mind between Misha or Mishovy?
- ... that he is vegan?
Misha's "Girlfriend"
Apparently, Misha has a girlfriend (only known as "Denca") that he claims to have met while playing on his favorite Meinkampf server. On July 7, 2016, Misha released a video titled, "GIRLFRIEND TAG!!!" which appears to be filmed in his bedroom. It shows Misha, along with his purported "girlfriend" sitting on his bed while someone behind the camera asks them questions about their "relationship".
Some argue that the girl in the video is in fact not his girlfriend, but rather his sister. Compared to the idea of her being his girlfriend, this theory seems much more accurate, considering that an autistic faggot as profound as Misha would never get an actual girlfriend. Perhaps the point of this video was to was just to make him look "cool" after looking like an idiot on the internet. The video also shows him kissing her, this confirms Misha is inbred.
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Reaction from the Internet
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The faggot LeafyIsHere made a couple response videos:
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Parodies of Misha's Retardation
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See Also
- Let's Play
- YouTube
- Unfunny - The result of many of his videos.
- X is not your personal army
- LeafyIsHere
- Pokemon Go
- DJ KEEMSTAR
- Pyrocynical
External Links
Email Address
- [email protected] - Feel free to do as you please...
Social Networking
Misha's Steam - Read the profile comments for maximum lulz.- Misha's Steam Group
Misha's Facebook Blog
Misha's Google+
YouTube Channels
- Misha Silenosti - His main channel.
- Misha's Czech Channel
- This Faggot Even Has a Let's Play Channel
Other
- Misha's Brother's Steam - Owns Misha's steam group. If you look at the comments on his profile, it is evident that nobody likes Misha Silenosti.
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