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It's hard to find a person more boring and edgy than '''[[Alcoholic|Brandon Smith]]''' {{atheist}}. He’s a socially awkward teenager known for having greasy hair/rotten teeth, finding [[Columbine|edgy memes]] and [[Rape|”hysterical jokes”]] far too amusing for his own good and drinking cheap Pabst Blue Ribbon from Canopy Liquors. His crooked glasses combined with his greasy hair make the ultimate virgin. Despite this, he feels as though he is able to talk down to other people and thinks [[Bullshit|he is hilarious]].
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It's hard to find a person more boring and edgy than '''[[Alcoholic|Brandon Smith]]''' {{atheist}}. He’s a socially awkward teenager known for having greasy hair/rotten teeth, finding [[Columbine|edgy memes]] and [[Rape|”hysterical jokes”]] far too amusing for his own good and drinking cheap Pabst Blue Ribbon from Canopy Liquors. His crooked glasses combined with his greasy hair make the ultimate virgin. Despite this, he feels as though he is able to talk down to other people and thinks [[Bullshit|he is hilarious]]. Aside from having an unwarranted ego, Brandon is also a sick fuck.


== YouTube ==
== YouTube ==
Brandon quickly realized what a mistake he made when he dropped out of school in order to fulfil his dream of playing Halo in his dad’s basement whilst teaching his [[Retards|audience]] how to build computers. Despite producing worthless content, he pursues it in hopes that [[Shit_that_will_never_happen|he will one day become e-famous]].
Brandon quickly realized what a mistake he made when he dropped out of school in order to fulfil his dream of playing Halo in his dad’s basement whilst teaching his [[Retards|audience]] how to build computers. Despite producing worthless content, he pursues it in hopes that [[Shit_that_will_never_happen|he will one day become e-famous]]. His "Humor" comprises of rape jokes, racism, and school shooting jokes. It's extremely difficult to tell whether these jokes stem from him actually thinking [[edgy]] jokes are funny, or these things are some Freudian slip secretly telling everyone how sick and twisted he actually is. As you will see later, he has a serious issue which causes him to think it's funny to trigger a [[rape]] victim.  
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{{center|{{fv|YouTube|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>A_S0cp2nfyg</youtube><br /><center>'''An accurate title.'''</center>
|<youtube>A_S0cp2nfyg</youtube><br /><center>'''An accurate title.'''</center>
|<youtube>rEnZ1T6jH8E</youtube><br /><center>'''One of Brandon's outside rants filmed while smoking.'''</center>
|<youtube>rEnZ1T6jH8E</youtube><br /><center>'''One of Brandon's outside rants filmed while smoking.'''</center>
|<youtube>cm-ykvZNicI</youtube><br /><center>'''The R3 vs KewlKidzKlub drama.'''</center>
|<youtube>DHGkg1cNFpo</youtube><br /><center>'''Lachlan, Paperpics and [[Brian Mueller]] make Brandon depressed.'''</center>
|<youtube>DHGkg1cNFpo</youtube><br /><center>'''[[British|Lachlan]], Paperpics and [[Brian Mueller|Pedofork]] make Brandon depressed.'''</center>
|<youtube>O811qQb4JXI</youtube><br /><center>'''*Cringe enduces*'''</center>
|<youtube>O811qQb4JXI</youtube><br /><center>'''*Cringe enduces*'''</center>
}}}}
}}}}


=== ThoseDamnRanters ===
== CRAWLING IN MY SKIN ==
[[Last Thursday]], ol' Greentooth and [[TheTruthHurtsNetwork|fatboy]] decided to make a collaboration channel called ThoseDamnRanters. Because they were so [[Gay|super edgy and cool]], their channels got flagged repeatedly, resulting in them having to make more versions of the channel. Despite making multiple channels, [[Fail|they only managed to get 8 subscribers]]. As if it couldn't get any worse, the content uploaded on it is cringeworthy as well.
Coming to terms with the realization that you are a waste of space with no salvation can be tough to deal with, and as demonstrated by the following videos, Brandon is no exception to this. In the videos showcased, Brandon incoherently rambles about how he wants to kill himself and the only reason he doesn’t is because [[Bullshit|people apparently care about him]]. Much like other spergs, Brandon has an unhealthy relationship with his father; who is the same person keeping this waste of space alive. His father, being a normal person, recognises the failure at life he has spawned, and often times takes to Skype calls to mock him in front of his [[Losers|friends]]. Brandon, being the whiny bitch he is will then hurl fedora tips {{atheist}} back at his father, which will be met with comebacks that shatter Brandon’s ego.
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|<youtube>xari4b90g7c</youtube><br /><center>'''Little boy running out of video ideas.'''</center>
|<youtube>rEnZ1T6jH8E</youtube><br /><center>'''Brandon calling other people lowlives.'''</center>
|<youtube>Ybi8xWJB92k</youtube><br /><center>'''IF YOU KEEP BEING MEAN TO ME [[Shit_that_will_never_happen|I WILL FUCK YOU UP, MAN]].'''</center>
|<youtube>bjm3_DGosv0</youtube><br /><center>'''We love cartoon child porn :)'''</center>
}}}}
 
=== [[FAIL|Comedy]] ===
His "Humor" comprises of rape jokes, racism, and school shooting jokes. It's extremely difficult to tell whether these jokes stem from him actually thinking [[edgy]] jokes are funny, or these things are some Freudian slip secretly telling everyone how sick and twisted he actually is. As you will see later, he has a serious issue which causes him to think it's funny to trigger a [[rape]] victim.
 
=== Inconsistency ===
Because Brandon puts no effort into his videos at all, he constantly flip flops. He made a video where he cried “NO MOAR DRAMA, GUYZ” which was then followed up by not one, not two, but three drama videos. I guess when it comes to Brandon, drama makes his world go around.
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|<youtube>gH76vS2NqDw</youtube><br /><center>'''I am fucking done with drama.'''</center>
|<youtube>Da731VefTos</youtube><br /><center>'''Wait nah one more'''</center>
|<youtube>W5x9ZMx7cKk</youtube><br /><center>'''Okay last one I swear'''</center>
|<youtube>Ta54Gjukl-A</youtube><br /><center>'''Here we go again'''</center>
}}}}
 
=== CRAWLING IN MY SKIN ===
Coming to terms with the realization that you are a waste of space with no salvation can be tough to deal with, and as demonstrated by the following videos, Brandon is no exception to this. In the videos showcased, Brandon incoherently rambles about how he wants to kill himself and the only reason he doesn’t is because [[Bullshit|people apparently care about him]].
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{{center|{{fv|CRAWLING IN MY SKIN|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>lSPESOOQKRc</youtube><br /><center>''Such artism, extreme craft, resonating visionary depth.''</center>
|<youtube>lSPESOOQKRc</youtube><br /><center>''Such artism, extreme craft, resonating visionary depth.''</center>
|<youtube>-35cwa-YH_Q</youtube><br /><center>'''GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!'''</center>
|<youtube>MbRk1brqy1k</youtube><br /><center>'''Quick! Somebody call the Waaambulance before he smokes himself to death.'''</center>
 
|<youtube>mwuitYx55kc</youtube><br /><center>'''Take note of the fact that his profile picture is [[Eric Harris]]'''</center>
}}}}
}}}}
We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica whole heartedly believe that Brandon should [[An_Hero|take his own advice]].
We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica whole heartedly believe that Brandon should [[An_Hero|take his own advice]].
== His Relationship With His Father ==
Much like [[Brian_Mueller|other spergs]], Brandon has an unhealthy relationship with his father. His father, being a normal person, recognizes the failure at life he has spawned, and often times takes to Skype calls to mock him in front of his [[Losers|friends]]. Brandon, being the whiny bitch he is will then hurl fedora tips {{atheist}} back at his father, which will be met with comebacks that shatter Brandon’s ego.
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<center>{{morphquote|mqtest|background-color:#ffffff; width: 600px;|font-weight: bold;
|You're talking to a 17 year old dressed in blue tights|Brandon's Father making a compelling case for Brandon not having a life.
|You never should have associated with The Troll Posse to begin with.
|Brandon's dad giving good life advice.
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Take note of the fact that his profile picture is [[Eric Harris]]
== Teeth ==
[[File:BrandonSmithTeeth.png|500px|center]]


== I’m Smarter & The Riddler ==
== I’m Smarter & The Riddler ==
=== I’m Smarter ===
=== I’m Smarter ===
Le master troll '''I’m Smarter''' made a series of videos using old 1940’s horror-esque imagery and [[Pussy|scaring the shit out of Brandon]] to the point where Brandon threw a [[Baby|temper tantrum]] and freaked out over literally nothing at all. He even began suspecting that I’m Smarter was [[LOL|hiding in his bushes]]. Take note, this is a good indication that you have hit rock bottom.
Le master troll '''I’m Smarter''' made a series of videos using old 1940’s horror-esque imagery and [[Pussy|scaring the shit out of Brandon]] to the point where Brandon threw a [[Baby|temper tantrum]] and freaked out over literally nothing at all. He even began suspecting that I’m Smarter was [[LOL|hiding in his bushes]]. Take note, this is a good indication that you have hit rock bottom. [[PhunWithLogic|Some people]] have since tried to recreate the charm of I’m Smarter but have failed miserably. Resurrecting the lulz of I’m Smarter is impossible. Instead, let’s just keep making other alter egos to scare the fuck out of Brandon.
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[[PhunWithLogic|Some people]] have since tried to recreate the charm of I’m Smarter but have failed miserably. Resurrecting the lulz of I’m Smarter is impossible. Instead, let’s just keep making other alter egos to scare the fuck out of Brandon, such as:
=== The Riddler ===
=== The Riddler ===
This is arguably the funniest troll to ever go after Brandon.
This is arguably the funniest troll to ever go after Brandon.
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Upon viewing the image, Brandon freaked the fuck out and cried to his dad saying The Riddler was going to come to his house and slaughter him.
Upon viewing the image, Brandon freaked the fuck out and cried to his dad saying The Riddler was going to come to his house and slaughter him.
Strangely enough, this is the same [[Loser|guy]] who posts pictures of school shootings and [[Columbine]] victims, thinks it’s funny to send [[rape]] porn to a [[rape]] victim, yet when someone does the same to him it’s like they set his cat on fire with a blowtorch.
Strangely enough, this is the same [[Loser|guy]] who posts pictures of school shootings and [[Columbine]] victims, thinks it’s funny to send [[rape]] porn to a [[rape]] victim, yet when someone does the same to him it’s like they set his cat on fire with a blowtorch.
== Feud With [[Fatfuck|Miker's Island]] ==
In mid 2015, Brandon Smith got into a loser fight with Miker's Island: A 15 year old fat fuck from Australia. Due to both being teenage lulcows the drama was pathetic on both ends. To start the feud, Michael did a [[Tl;dw|20+ minute response video]] to Brandon Smith's response ... to Cameron's response to Nate's response to a Street Harassment video. Due to it reaching [[Inception|Responseception]] nobody fucking cared about it. Upset and desperate, Michael made another 20+ minute video on Brandon Smith this time to defend [[MarblesPoundcake|Marbles]]. The ending bit of his video featuring what was linked above; a video of Brandon Smith's father giving him a verbal screeching. This finally got Brandon Smith to respond by calling Michael a rip off and a plagiarist. A consistent pattern on both Brandon and Michael's end is having quite easily the easiest target imaginable yet still fucking up. They both duked it out some more and it all culminated.
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|<youtube>Jt8aZD0e85Q</youtube><br /><center>'''Michael's second video; the one Brandon responded to.'''</center>
|<youtube>Hs7P9J2WAr0</youtube><br /><center>'''Brandon's response, filled with fluff and bullshit.'''</center>
|<youtube>3L9_tkUko9U</youtube><br /><center>'''Michael's third video, 20+ minutes of whining.'''</center>
|<youtube>gH76vS2NqDw</youtube><br /><center>'''Brandon ragequits drama videos after [[Pussy|having enough!]]'''</center>
|<youtube>Da731VefTos</youtube><br /><center>'''A flip-flop from Brandon in the span of 10 fucking days.'''</center>
}}}}
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-riCnAvONM9bvf8jxhBaQiSuDr0kmGNJ A Playlist of Miker's Island's videos on Brandon Smith]


== Fucking Disgrace ==
== Fucking Disgrace ==
{{Breakingnews|'''BRANDON IS A SICK TWISTED PEDOPHILIAC FUCK'''}}
If [[you]] had any doubts about Brandon being a shitty person, this information should clear that up.
If [[you]] had any doubts about Brandon being a shitty person, this information should clear that up.
 
[[Last Thursday]], [[Retard|Josephine Douthat]] sent her nudes to several people, one of which being ol’ Brandon. In a state of absent-mindedness due to the liquor, Brandon decided it would be a great idea to send the nudies to multiple people. Since we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica don’t tolerate posting Cheese Pizza, we can’t showcase it, however, feel free to inquire with Brandon about it (at risk of receiving CP, so be warned). Being a sick fuck, upon finding out that a chat log had been leaked to ED where Brandon admitted he liked 15 year olds (found on [[Brian Mueller]]'s ED), Brandon [[Failed|attempted with all his might]] to remove it, sadly for him however, he failed to consider the Streisand effect. Now he has effectively garnered attention to his admission of wanting to fuck [[teenagers]] and covering up for a proven pedophile. Slick thinking, Brandon. In addition to admitting to wanting to have [[secks]] with [[teenagers]] and bragging about possessing child porn, he also admitted to fapping to animated child porn in a Skype Call with [[LifeInATent]] and [[TheTruthHurtsNetwork]] '''on record'''.
=== Leaking Cheese Pizza ===
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[[File:CheesePizza.png|200px|right]]
[[Last Thursday]], [[Retard|Josephine Douthat]] sent her nudes to several people, one of which being ol’ Brandon. In a state of absent-mindedness due to the liquor, Brandon decided it would be a great idea to send the nudies to multiple people. Since we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica don’t tolerate posting Cheese Pizza, we can’t showcase it, however, feel free to inquire with Brandon about it (at risk of receiving CP, so be warned).
 
 
 
 
 
 
{{rainbow old|IS DAT SUM KIDDIE NUDEZ??}}
 
=== Pedophile Apologist ===
Being a sick fuck, upon finding out that this chat log had been leaked to ED, Brandon [[Failed|attempted with all his might]] to remove it, sadly for him however, he failed to consider the Streisand effect.
[[File:Take2seatsactually.jpg|thumb|420px|center]]
Now he has effectively garnered attention to his admission of wanting to fuck [[teenagers]] and covering up for a proven pedophile. Slick thinking, Brandon.
 
=== Why Don't You Have a Seat Right Over There, Brandon? ===
In addition to admitting to wanting to have [[secks]] with [[teenagers]] and bragging about possessing child porn, he also admitted to fapping to animated child porn. The discussion begins around 8 minutes in.
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Notice that his [[TheTruthHurtsNetwork|friend]] in this call has also leaked child porn. The tribe must stick together, huh?
Notice that his [[TheTruthHurtsNetwork|friend]] in this call has also leaked child porn. The tribe must stick together, huh?


=== Attempting to Trigger a Rape Victim ===
[[Last Thursday]], Brandon’s former friend made a status explaining how because of personal events, she doesn’t find the subject of rape amusing and requested that her friends don’t make those types of jokes around her. Being the insensitive piece of shit Brandon is, he decided to comment the oh so cleverly written comedic line: “You’re right, rape isn’t funny, it’s hilarious :^)”. After she got mad and removed him, he got [[butthurt]] and told all of his friends to send her rape porn in an attempt to trigger her into a bad emotional state, all because she removed him. Poor Brandon.
[[Last Thursday]], Brandon’s former friend made a status explaining how because of personal events, she doesn’t find the subject of rape amusing and requested that her friends don’t make those types of jokes around her. Being the insensitive piece of shit Brandon is, he decided to comment the oh so cleverly written comedic line: “You’re right, rape isn’t funny, it’s hilarious :^)”. After she got mad and removed him, he got [[butthurt]] and told all of his friends to send her rape porn in an attempt to trigger her into a bad emotional state, all because she removed him. Poor Brandon.
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{{scrollpic|Alcohol Not Even Once.png|494|300|What a swell guy, TL;DR Brandon is a piece of shit.}}
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== Stood up by a Heroin Addict ==
At one of his pathetic [[AA|NA]] meetings, he met a Heroin addict and saw this as a delightful opportunity to [[Shit_that_will_never_happen|finally get his dick wet]]. They arranged a date but sadly for him, she never showed up.
[[File:Not_even_once.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Only Brandon can be stood up by this.]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
== Brandon Addresses Encyclopedia Dramatica ==
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== How to Troll Brandon Smith ==
*Send him pictures of mannequins
*Leak a video of his dad yelling at him
*Make spoopy videos about him
*Send him zombie pictures
*Mention how he got stood up by a heroin addict
*Tell him he’s no better than Brian Mueller
*Have a differing opinion
*Tell him sending child porn is reprehensible
*Lightly mock him in a call (if you are unfortunate enough to end up in one with him)
*Tell him his dad might be dying of [[LOL|cancer]]
*Tell him video games suck
 
== See Also ==
* [[Brian Mueller]], his best friend
* [[MarblesPoundcake]]
* [[AA]]
* [[Alcoholic]]
* [[Video games]]
* [[Pedophilia]]
* [[Teenager]]
* [[Redneck]]
* [[Heroin]]
* [[Alcohol]]


==Social Networking Sites==
==Social Networking Sites==
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{{Pedoseries}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{Dying Alone}}


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mfw dad doesn't get Pabst

It's hard to find a person more boring and edgy than Brandon Smith . He’s a socially awkward teenager known for having greasy hair/rotten teeth, finding edgy memes and ”hysterical jokes” far too amusing for his own good and drinking cheap Pabst Blue Ribbon from Canopy Liquors. His crooked glasses combined with his greasy hair make the ultimate virgin. Despite this, he feels as though he is able to talk down to other people and thinks he is hilarious.

YouTube

Brandon quickly realized what a mistake he made when he dropped out of school in order to fulfil his dream of playing Halo in his dad’s basement whilst teaching his audience how to build computers. Despite producing worthless content, he pursues it in hopes that he will one day become e-famous. His "Humor" comprises of rape jokes, racism, and school shooting jokes. It's extremely difficult to tell whether these jokes stem from him actually thinking edgy jokes are funny, or these things are some Freudian slip secretly telling everyone how sick and twisted he actually is. As you will see later, he has a serious issue which causes him to think it's funny to trigger a rape victim.


An accurate title.


One of Brandon's outside rants filmed while smoking.


Lachlan, Paperpics and Brian Mueller make Brandon depressed.


*Cringe enduces*

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Coming to terms with the realization that you are a waste of space with no salvation can be tough to deal with, and as demonstrated by the following videos, Brandon is no exception to this. In the videos showcased, Brandon incoherently rambles about how he wants to kill himself and the only reason he doesn’t is because people apparently care about him. Much like other spergs, Brandon has an unhealthy relationship with his father; who is the same person keeping this waste of space alive. His father, being a normal person, recognises the failure at life he has spawned, and often times takes to Skype calls to mock him in front of his friends. Brandon, being the whiny bitch he is will then hurl fedora tips back at his father, which will be met with comebacks that shatter Brandon’s ego.


Such artism, extreme craft, resonating visionary depth.


Quick! Somebody call the Waaambulance before he smokes himself to death.


Take note of the fact that his profile picture is Eric Harris

We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica whole heartedly believe that Brandon should take his own advice.

I’m Smarter & The Riddler

I’m Smarter

Le master troll I’m Smarter made a series of videos using old 1940’s horror-esque imagery and scaring the shit out of Brandon to the point where Brandon threw a temper tantrum and freaked out over literally nothing at all. He even began suspecting that I’m Smarter was hiding in his bushes. Take note, this is a good indication that you have hit rock bottom. Some people have since tried to recreate the charm of I’m Smarter but have failed miserably. Resurrecting the lulz of I’m Smarter is impossible. Instead, let’s just keep making other alter egos to scare the fuck out of Brandon.

The Riddler

This is arguably the funniest troll to ever go after Brandon. Last Thursday, a troll account by the name of The Riddler sent Brandon a picture of a zombie sculpture that looked deceased. Upon viewing the image, Brandon freaked the fuck out and cried to his dad saying The Riddler was going to come to his house and slaughter him. Strangely enough, this is the same guy who posts pictures of school shootings and Columbine victims, thinks it’s funny to send rape porn to a rape victim, yet when someone does the same to him it’s like they set his cat on fire with a blowtorch.

Feud With Miker's Island

In mid 2015, Brandon Smith got into a loser fight with Miker's Island: A 15 year old fat fuck from Australia. Due to both being teenage lulcows the drama was pathetic on both ends. To start the feud, Michael did a 20+ minute response video to Brandon Smith's response ... to Cameron's response to Nate's response to a Street Harassment video. Due to it reaching Responseception nobody fucking cared about it. Upset and desperate, Michael made another 20+ minute video on Brandon Smith this time to defend Marbles. The ending bit of his video featuring what was linked above; a video of Brandon Smith's father giving him a verbal screeching. This finally got Brandon Smith to respond by calling Michael a rip off and a plagiarist. A consistent pattern on both Brandon and Michael's end is having quite easily the easiest target imaginable yet still fucking up. They both duked it out some more and it all culminated.


Michael's second video; the one Brandon responded to.


Brandon's response, filled with fluff and bullshit.


Michael's third video, 20+ minutes of whining.


Brandon ragequits drama videos after having enough!


A flip-flop from Brandon in the span of 10 fucking days.

Fucking Disgrace

If you had any doubts about Brandon being a shitty person, this information should clear that up. Last Thursday, Josephine Douthat sent her nudes to several people, one of which being ol’ Brandon. In a state of absent-mindedness due to the liquor, Brandon decided it would be a great idea to send the nudies to multiple people. Since we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica don’t tolerate posting Cheese Pizza, we can’t showcase it, however, feel free to inquire with Brandon about it (at risk of receiving CP, so be warned). Being a sick fuck, upon finding out that a chat log had been leaked to ED where Brandon admitted he liked 15 year olds (found on Brian Mueller's ED), Brandon attempted with all his might to remove it, sadly for him however, he failed to consider the Streisand effect. Now he has effectively garnered attention to his admission of wanting to fuck teenagers and covering up for a proven pedophile. Slick thinking, Brandon. In addition to admitting to wanting to have secks with teenagers and bragging about possessing child porn, he also admitted to fapping to animated child porn in a Skype Call with LifeInATent and TheTruthHurtsNetwork on record.

Notice that his friend in this call has also leaked child porn. The tribe must stick together, huh?

Last Thursday, Brandon’s former friend made a status explaining how because of personal events, she doesn’t find the subject of rape amusing and requested that her friends don’t make those types of jokes around her. Being the insensitive piece of shit Brandon is, he decided to comment the oh so cleverly written comedic line: “You’re right, rape isn’t funny, it’s hilarious :^)”. After she got mad and removed him, he got butthurt and told all of his friends to send her rape porn in an attempt to trigger her into a bad emotional state, all because she removed him. Poor Brandon.

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What a swell guy, TL;DR Brandon is a piece of shit.


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Those Who Have Died Alone

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Those Dying Alone

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