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'''Gather Against Fate''' or '''GAF / <GAF>''' for short, is | '''Gather Against Fate''' or '''GAF / <GAF>''' for short, is [[NeoFAG|NeoGAF's]] shitty [[Guild|Free Company]] (FC for short) from the previous 4.0/10 to 9.0/10 MMORPG game [[Final Fantasy XIV]] on the [[Tentacle rape|Ultros]] server. Ultros is also home of the [[meme]] [[GAF'D]]. Unlike all [[autistic|regular]] free companies, not only NeoGAF plays this boring game together as Gather Against Fate but they take their unholy disease that is [[social justice]] and spread it around the world of Eorzea. And if you think they still describe themselves as the nexus of hardcore <s>gamers</s> social justice warriors kicking players out of their [[safe space]] for different opinions they get [[triggered]] over, then [[you|you sir]] are correct. Other FFXIV players not from the virtual hivemind clearly describes GAF as not only a bunch of [[cucks|social justice cucks]], but also [[assholes]], [[smug|smugs]], [[white knights]], [[Nu-male|male]] [[feminists]], [[check your privilege|privilege checkers]], and two of the main ingredients of it all...[[Shit|SHITTERS]] AND [[Roleplayers|EROTIC ROLE PLAYERS]]! | ||
==The Beginning== | ==The Beginning== | ||
{{fyi|Maple 'Ookie' Cookie the creator of GAF has left FFXIV and his | {{fyi|Maple 'Ookie' Cookie the creator of GAF has left FFXIV and his free company behind because he's TRIGGERED and knows GAF has a bad reputation!}} | ||
[[Image:neogafffxivgafrpdp.jpg|thumb|right|Just like the rejects of [[Second Life]].]] | [[Image:neogafffxivgafrpdp.jpg|thumb|right|Just like the rejects of [[Second Life]].]] | ||
It was August 24th, 2013. The once unsuccessful 4.0/10 MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV was re-released as [[why|the successful 9.0/10 Game of the Year MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn]]. The neckbeard fatties of NeoGAF got together and started a Free Company on the Ultros server as [[Gay.com|Gather Against Fate]]. Or GAF for short. Yeah, [[GAF]], [[sarcastic|very original]]. The leader and founder of GAF is a [[serious business|serious fat neckbearded NeoGAF member]] who goes by his [[original character|character name]] [http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1566777/ Maple '[[cum|Ookie]]' Cookie]. He got the name Maple Cookie because he's a fatty glutton like NeoGAF mod [[Besada]] from stuffing his fat [[neckbeard]] face with delicious [[cookies]] and GAF's special cum-filled ookie cookies made with the love from NeoGAF. Maple Cookie recruited other co-founders from NeoGAF [[pedo|Strawberry 'loli fan' Shortcake]], Safflower Amariyo, Baramoht Klynhollsyn, [[Drama queen|Drama Zeni]], Elliott Kirkland, Mira Mora, [[Wapanese|Odoru Suika]], Scything Moon, and [[cross-dress|Victor 'Victoria']] [[douchebag|Strange]]. Together they are [[mantrain|all GAF-backwards]], Gather Against Fate! | It was August 24th, 2013. The once unsuccessful 4.0/10 MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV was re-released as [[why|the successful 9.0/10 Game of the Year MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn]]. The neckbeard fatties of NeoGAF got together and started a Free Company on the Ultros server as [[Gay.com|Gather Against Fate]]. Or GAF for short. Yeah, [[GAF]], [[sarcastic|very original]]. The leader and founder of GAF is a [[serious business|serious fat neckbearded NeoGAF member]] who goes by his [[original character|character name]] [http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1566777/ Maple '[[cum|Ookie]]' Cookie]. He got the name Maple Cookie because he's a fatty glutton like NeoGAF mod [[Besada]] from stuffing his fat [[neckbeard]] face with delicious [[cookies]] and GAF's special cum-filled ookie cookies made with the love from NeoGAF. Maple Cookie recruited other co-founders from NeoGAF [[pedo|Strawberry 'loli fan' Shortcake]], Safflower Amariyo, Baramoht Klynhollsyn, [[Drama queen|Drama Zeni]], Elliott Kirkland, Mira Mora, [[Wapanese|Odoru Suika]], Scything Moon, and [[cross-dress|Victor 'Victoria']] [[douchebag|Strange]]. Together they are [[mantrain|all GAF-backwards]], '''Gather Against Fate'''! | ||
==GAF'D== | ==GAF'D== | ||
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What is the word '''GAF'D'''? And why the fuck do we need to know? Is GAF'D a made up word by NeoGAF? By going deeper through research the answer is this: '''GAF'D is an inside joke and next [[forced meme|FFXIV meme]] by everyone not from GAF''' that is literally mocking, trolling, and blaming GAF for being shit and shit-terrible. Now most of the time people would shout GAF'D [[for the lulz|just for the good ol' lulz]]. | What is the word '''GAF'D'''? And why the fuck do we need to know? Is GAF'D a made up word by NeoGAF? By going deeper through research the answer is this: '''GAF'D is an inside joke and next [[forced meme|FFXIV meme]] by everyone not from GAF''' that is literally mocking, trolling, and blaming GAF for being shit and shit-terrible. Now most of the time people would shout GAF'D [[for the lulz|just for the good ol' lulz]]. | ||
It | It begin back in a certain patch update in Final Fantasy XIV where elite hunts are available for everyone. All GAF members would greedily [[jew]]-pull every elite hunt early without everyone getting a chance. It's no mystery [http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1566777/ Maple 'Ookie' Cookie the creator of GAF] is proud of it to make Final Fantasy XIV even more shittier than the game currently is. GAF has a tendency to be early elite hunt pullers and [[epic fail|floor kissers]] which is why the meme GAF'D is created and officially making GAF the laughing stock from Ultros. And professional shitters. | ||
{{quote|Yup, played on Ultros for the first year of the games launch before transferring to Gilgamesh. GAF'D meme was born from hunts. Those obnoxious cunts would just pull aggro on any mob while others were waiting for more to join in order to get credit. Thus, you were "GAF'D". It does piss off GAF members from NeoGAF, since the reputation they had in the server was due to that. | {{quote|Yup, played on Ultros for the first year of the games launch before transferring to Gilgamesh. GAF'D meme was born from hunts. Those obnoxious cunts would just pull aggro on any mob while others were waiting for more to join in order to get credit. Thus, you were "GAF'D". It does piss off GAF members from NeoGAF, since the reputation they had in the server was due to that. | ||
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* Joining FATE parties to leech experience points by doing nothing but sitting their fatasses down stuffing their faces with Doritos and Mountain Dew. | * Joining FATE parties to leech experience points by doing nothing but sitting their fatasses down stuffing their faces with Doritos and Mountain Dew. | ||
* Joining elite hunt parties to pull early without waiting and leaves after they get a clear. | * Joining elite hunt parties to pull early without waiting and leaves after they get a clear. | ||
* Erotic role-playing | * Erotic role-playing with different types of fetishes in public. | ||
* Not giving a shit to anyone or anybody outside of GAF. | * Not giving a shit to anyone or anybody outside of GAF. | ||
* Behaving like [[manchildren]]. | * Behaving like [[manchildren]]. | ||
* | * Spreading false advertisement on GAF being "friendly" and "drama free" and other false words to sucker morons to join the hivemind. | ||
* Staying true to [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/NeoGAF#The_Rules the rules as listed above]. | * Staying true to [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/NeoGAF#The_Rules the rules as listed above]. | ||
* Fapping to [[trannies]]. | |||
* Taking showers once a month. | |||
The bottom line is this. Players on Ultros likes to shout GAF'D in trolling NeoGAF for not only their numerous failures, but for the lulz. | The bottom line is this. Players on Ultros likes to shout GAF'D in trolling NeoGAF for not only their numerous failures, but for the lulz too...and GAF hates the lulz. | ||
==Gallery Against Fate== | |||
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{{frame|{{cg| | {{frame|{{cg|Dammit GAF!|3s|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:Neogafultrosrape.jpg|They are from Ultros after all. | Image:Neogafultrosrape.jpg|They are from Ultros after all. | ||
Image: | Image:Transgafoutoftheshower.jpg|GAF's common female users IRL. | ||
Image:Typicalguild.jpg|Meanwhile at the fortress of GAF (Mist - Ward 1, Plot 15). | Image:Typicalguild.jpg|Meanwhile at the fortress of GAF (Mist - Ward 1, Plot 15). | ||
Image:E0cfbde7f88a4e963d3a572a9279e50c.jpg|Erotic role-playing. | Image:E0cfbde7f88a4e963d3a572a9279e50c.jpg|Erotic role-playing. | ||
Image:Wikipedousersmall.png| | Image:Wikipedousersmall.png|The average PVP type GAF user IRL. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:Thatlalafacewhengafd.jpg|That face when someone GAF'D and you're shit out of luck. | |||
Image:averageffxivgafinanutshell.png|[[In a nutshell]]. | Image:averageffxivgafinanutshell.png|[[In a nutshell]]. | ||
Image:neogafffxivgafdffanfestival2014.png|[[Anonymous|A brave anonymous]] | Image:neogafffxivgafdffanfestival2014.png|[[Anonymous|A brave anonymous]] delivers GAF'D in the Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2014. | ||
Image:Neogafffxivgafdfanfestival2016.jpg|Anonymous strikes again in the Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2016! | Image:Neogafffxivgafdfanfestival2016.jpg|Anonymous strikes again in the Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2016! | ||
Image:neogafffxivtransitionartcontest.png|[http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/2829303/ This NeoGAF member of GAF] won [http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/bac5e0eeae4e7236072178b8d32f50360902af2c a contest] nobody cares about. | Image:neogafffxivtransitionartcontest.png|[http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/2829303/ This NeoGAF member of GAF] won [http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/bac5e0eeae4e7236072178b8d32f50360902af2c a contest] nobody cares about. | ||
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Image:neogafffxivgetgafd.png|Get [[trolled|GAF'D]]! | Image:neogafffxivgetgafd.png|Get [[trolled|GAF'D]]! | ||
Image:neogafffxivsomeonegafd.png|It's a good thing [[Dolan]] left before someone GAF'D. | Image:neogafffxivsomeonegafd.png|It's a good thing [[Dolan]] left before someone GAF'D. | ||
Image:neogafffxivshitters.png|Proof that NeoGAF are shitters in this game | Image:neogafffxivshitters.png|Proof that NeoGAF are shitters in this game. | ||
Image:neogafffxivgafdagain.png|Dammit GAF! [[lulz|Even if you're not | Image:neogafffxivgafdagain.png|Dammit GAF! [[lulz|Even if you're not around and busy with ERP it's still your fucking fault]]! | ||
Image:neogafffxivseekingroleplayers.png|Now searching erotic role-players in Ultros and not Balmung. | Image:neogafffxivseekingroleplayers.png|Now searching erotic role-players in Ultros and not Balmung. | ||
Image:redditffxivgaf.png|[[Reddit]] even knows | Image:redditffxivgaf.png|[[Reddit]] even knows Ultros is the server known for the [[Forced Memes|GAF'D meme]]. | ||
Image:ffxivneogafpage.png|To | Image:ffxivneogafpage.png|To join the hivemind you have to fill out a [[scam|long application]] on NeoGAF's website just to be used or else you'll be rejected and laughed at. | ||
Image:Neogafffxivbanned1.png|Banned for talking about Square Enix learning math. | Image:Neogafffxivbanned1.png|Banned for talking about Square Enix learning math. | ||
Image:Neogafffxivbanned2.png|Banned for talking about collector editions while posting cats on a non-Caturday. | Image:Neogafffxivbanned2.png|Banned for talking about collector editions while posting cats on a non-Caturday. | ||
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==[[whining|Quotes]] From | ==Videos Against Fate== | ||
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==Quotes Against Fate== | |||
===[[whining|Quotes]] From GAF=== | |||
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|I love being the bad guys lol.|Kandinsky loves [[cock|GAF]]. | |I love being the bad guys lol.|Kandinsky loves [[cock|GAF]]. | ||
|GAF is the largest and most [[shit|powerful FC on Ultros (and 5th in the overall FC rankings)]], and it's fairly exclusive; to join the FC you have to join the forums. It was inevitable many would come to hate it. GAF is the FC equivalent of the Garlean Empire.|MogCakes REALLY loves giving GAF [[blowjobs]] in the equivalent of a | |GAF is the largest and most [[shit|powerful FC on Ultros (and 5th in the overall FC rankings)]], and it's fairly exclusive; to join the FC you have to join the forums. It was inevitable many would come to hate it. GAF is the FC equivalent of the Garlean Empire.|MogCakes REALLY loves giving GAF [[blowjobs]] in the equivalent of a gay empire. | ||
|The GAF guild has become a scapegoat of epic proportions. Some guilds even do nasty things and then accuse GAF. It's sad that GAf has become synonimous to all the nasty things that happens in MMOs in such a short time. I went on ultros because Gaf was there but i didn't join Gaf because i had plans with enough people to get by and enjoy the game. My friends and i each in different guilds ( and we party for dongeons and FATES ) are relaying to me the same thing..it's genuinely sad|R_thanatos [[Baww|bawwing]].}} | |The GAF guild has become a scapegoat of epic proportions. Some guilds even do nasty things and then accuse GAF. It's sad that GAf has become synonimous to all the nasty things that happens in MMOs in such a short time. I went on ultros because Gaf was there but i didn't join Gaf because i had plans with enough people to get by and enjoy the game. My friends and i each in different guilds ( and we party for dongeons and FATES ) are relaying to me the same thing..it's genuinely sad|R_thanatos [[Baww|bawwing]].}} | ||
====The Opposition: [[free speech|Quotes]] Against | ====The Opposition: [[free speech|Quotes]] Against GAF==== | ||
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*[[Cucks]] | *[[Cucks]] | ||
*[[Social Justice Warriors]] | *[[Social Justice Warriors]] | ||
*[[Argent Dawn (EU)]] | |||
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Revision as of 23:22, 29 May 2017
Gather Against Fate or GAF / <GAF> for short, is NeoGAF's shitty Free Company (FC for short) from the previous 4.0/10 to 9.0/10 MMORPG game Final Fantasy XIV on the Ultros server. Ultros is also home of the meme GAF'D. Unlike all regular free companies, not only NeoGAF plays this boring game together as Gather Against Fate but they take their unholy disease that is social justice and spread it around the world of Eorzea. And if you think they still describe themselves as the nexus of hardcore gamers social justice warriors kicking players out of their safe space for different opinions they get triggered over, then you sir are correct. Other FFXIV players not from the virtual hivemind clearly describes GAF as not only a bunch of social justice cucks, but also assholes, smugs, white knights, male feminists, privilege checkers, and two of the main ingredients of it all...SHITTERS AND EROTIC ROLE PLAYERS!
The Beginning
Did You Know: Maple 'Ookie' Cookie the creator of GAF has left FFXIV and his free company behind because he's TRIGGERED and knows GAF has a bad reputation! |
It was August 24th, 2013. The once unsuccessful 4.0/10 MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV was re-released as the successful 9.0/10 Game of the Year MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn. The neckbeard fatties of NeoGAF got together and started a Free Company on the Ultros server as Gather Against Fate. Or GAF for short. Yeah, GAF, very original. The leader and founder of GAF is a serious fat neckbearded NeoGAF member who goes by his character name Maple 'Ookie' Cookie. He got the name Maple Cookie because he's a fatty glutton like NeoGAF mod Besada from stuffing his fat neckbeard face with delicious cookies and GAF's special cum-filled ookie cookies made with the love from NeoGAF. Maple Cookie recruited other co-founders from NeoGAF Strawberry 'loli fan' Shortcake, Safflower Amariyo, Baramoht Klynhollsyn, Drama Zeni, Elliott Kirkland, Mira Mora, Odoru Suika, Scything Moon, and Victor 'Victoria' Strange. Together they are all GAF-backwards, Gather Against Fate!
GAF'D
What is the word GAF'D? And why the fuck do we need to know? Is GAF'D a made up word by NeoGAF? By going deeper through research the answer is this: GAF'D is an inside joke and next FFXIV meme by everyone not from GAF that is literally mocking, trolling, and blaming GAF for being shit and shit-terrible. Now most of the time people would shout GAF'D just for the good ol' lulz.
It begin back in a certain patch update in Final Fantasy XIV where elite hunts are available for everyone. All GAF members would greedily jew-pull every elite hunt early without everyone getting a chance. It's no mystery Maple 'Ookie' Cookie the creator of GAF is proud of it to make Final Fantasy XIV even more shittier than the game currently is. GAF has a tendency to be early elite hunt pullers and floor kissers which is why the meme GAF'D is created and officially making GAF the laughing stock from Ultros. And professional shitters.
—Anonymous FFXIV player from Ultros to Gilgamesh. |
Other GAF actions include:
- Screwing up on purpose and blaming other party members in Party Finder or Duty Finder.
- Commonly outright leaving parties after one wipe including learning groups.
- Joining FATE parties to leech experience points by doing nothing but sitting their fatasses down stuffing their faces with Doritos and Mountain Dew.
- Joining elite hunt parties to pull early without waiting and leaves after they get a clear.
- Erotic role-playing with different types of fetishes in public.
- Not giving a shit to anyone or anybody outside of GAF.
- Behaving like manchildren.
- Spreading false advertisement on GAF being "friendly" and "drama free" and other false words to sucker morons to join the hivemind.
- Staying true to the rules as listed above.
- Fapping to trannies.
- Taking showers once a month.
The bottom line is this. Players on Ultros likes to shout GAF'D in trolling NeoGAF for not only their numerous failures, but for the lulz too...and GAF hates the lulz.
Gallery Against Fate
Dammit GAF! About missing Pics
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Videos Against Fate
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Quotes Against Fate
Quotes From GAF
—ROBOKITTYZILLA ass kissing GAF. |
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The Opposition: Quotes Against GAF
—Everyone in FFXIV trolling GAF. |
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External Links
- FFXIV NeoGAF Free Company Profile - The people agreed and reviewed that GAF sucks and full of assholes.
- FFXIV NeoGAF Guildworks Webpage - Requires you to join NeoGAF or fill out applications of your public life to join the GAF fatholes.
- The FFXIV NeoGAF Steam Community Group - They just don't stop farting out more of the GAF disease on Steam.
- gatheragainstfate - The FFXIV NeoGAF YouTube page. Empty for now but you can discuss what you think of them.
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Gather Against Fate- FFXIV NeoGAF Google Plus. And nobody gives a fuck except those pointing out at the GAF stupidity they're spreading. - GamerNightLive - A member of GAF, thinking that GAF is first in everything.
- Temjin99 Andrew_D28 - This member takes GAF pride up the ass. White knights anyone who talks bad to them.
See Also
Gather Against Fate is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
Gather Against Fate is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
Gather Against Fate is part of a series on Visit the Social Justice Portal for complete coverage. |