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'''Gather Against Fate''' or '''GAF / | '''Gather Against Fate''' or '''GAF''' / '''GOLD''' for short, is [[NeoFAG|NeoGAF's]] shitty [[Guild|Free Company]] (FC for short) from the previous 4.0/10 to 9.0/10 MMORPG game [[Final Fantasy XIV]] on the [[Tentacle rape|Ultros]] server. Ultros is also home of the [[meme]] [[GAF'D]]. Unlike all [[autistic|regular]] free companies, not only NeoGAF plays this boring game together as Gather Against Fate but they take their unholy disease that is [[social justice]] and spread it around the world of Eorzea. And if you think they still describe themselves as the nexus of hardcore <s>gamers</s> social justice warriors kicking players out of their [[safe space]] for different opinions they get [[triggered]] over, then [[you|you sir]] are correct. Other FFXIV players not from the virtual hivemind clearly describes GAF as not only a bunch of [[cucks|social justice cucks]], but also [[assholes]], [[smug|smugs]], [[white knights]], [[Nu-male|male]] [[feminists]], [[check your privilege|privilege checkers]], and two of the main ingredients of it all...[[Shit|SHITTERS]] AND [[Roleplayers|EROTIC ROLE PLAYERS]]! | ||
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[[Image:neogafffxivgafrpdp.jpg|thumb|right|Just like the rejects of [[Second Life]].]] | [[Image:neogafffxivgafrpdp.jpg|thumb|right|Just like the rejects of [[Second Life]].]] | ||
It was August 24th, 2013. The once unsuccessful 4.0/10 MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV was re-released as [[why|the successful 9.0/10 Game of the Year MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn]]. The neckbeard fatties of NeoGAF got together and started a Free Company on the Ultros server as [[Gay.com|Gather Against Fate]]. Or GAF for short. Yeah, [[GAF]], [[sarcastic|very original]]. The leader and founder of GAF is a [[serious business|serious fat neckbearded NeoGAF member]] who goes by his [[original character|character name]] [http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1566777/ Maple '[[cum|Ookie]]' Cookie]. He got the name Maple Cookie because he's a fatty glutton like NeoGAF mod [[Besada]] from stuffing his fat [[neckbeard]] face with delicious [[cookies]] and GAF's special cum-filled ookie cookies made with the love from NeoGAF. Maple Cookie recruited other co-founders from NeoGAF [[pedo|Strawberry 'loli lover' Shortcake]], Safflower Amariyo, Baramoht Klynhollsyn, [[Drama queen|Drama 'The Drama Queen']] Zeni, Elliott Kirkland, Mira 'Shemale' Mora, [[Wapanese|Odoru 'Weeaboo' Suika]], Scything Moon, and [[cross-dress|Victor 'Victoria]] The Triggered' Strange. Together they are [[mantrain|all GAF-backwards]], '''Gather Against Fate'''! | It was August 24th, 2013. The once unsuccessful 4.0/10 MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV was re-released as [[why|the successful 9.0/10 Game of the Year MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn]]. The neckbeard fatties of NeoGAF got together and started a Free Company on the Ultros server as [[Gay.com|Gather Against Fate]]. Or GAF for short. Yeah, [[GAF]], [[sarcastic|very original]]. The leader and founder of GAF is a [[serious business|serious fat neckbearded NeoGAF member]] who goes by his [[original character|character name]] [http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1566777/ Maple '[[cum|Ookie]]' Cookie]. He got the name Maple Cookie because he's a fatty glutton like NeoGAF mod [[Besada]] from stuffing his fat [[neckbeard]] face with delicious [[cookies]] and GAF's special cum-filled ookie cookies made with the love from NeoGAF. Maple Cookie recruited other co-founders from NeoGAF [[pedo|Strawberry 'loli lover' Shortcake]], Safflower Amariyo, Baramoht Klynhollsyn, [[Drama queen|Drama 'The Drama Queen']] Zeni, Elliott Kirkland, Mira 'Shemale' Mora, [[Wapanese|Odoru 'Weeaboo' Suika]], Scything Moon, and [[cross-dress|Victor 'Victoria]] The Triggered' Strange. Together they are [[mantrain|all GAF-backwards]], '''Gather Against Fate'''! | ||
===From GAF to GOLD=== | |||
[[Image:Neogafffxivgoldfc.jpg|thumb|right|[[Srsly|No seriously]] we're from GOLD, not GAF!]] | |||
Ever since their NeoGAF lord [[Tyler Malka]] is accused by women for rape and sexual assaults he has done in late October of 2017, the safe space and social justice kingdom NeoGAF has crumbled into flames along with the members and mods burning in panic. And nothing of value was lost. | |||
Meanwhile at Final Fantasy XIV, NeoGAF's free company Gather Against Fate has heard the news and went apeshit. What did they do to avoid more humiliation and being trolled by non-GAF members? They change their tag from '''GAF''' to '''GOLD''' in order to be in disguise of a different free company, but keeping the name Gather Against Fate. Fortunately nobody's a dumbass to fall for their disguise. | |||
==GAF'D== | ==GAF'D== |
Revision as of 04:36, 3 November 2017
Gather Against Fate or GAF / GOLD for short, is NeoGAF's shitty Free Company (FC for short) from the previous 4.0/10 to 9.0/10 MMORPG game Final Fantasy XIV on the Ultros server. Ultros is also home of the meme GAF'D. Unlike all regular free companies, not only NeoGAF plays this boring game together as Gather Against Fate but they take their unholy disease that is social justice and spread it around the world of Eorzea. And if you think they still describe themselves as the nexus of hardcore gamers social justice warriors kicking players out of their safe space for different opinions they get triggered over, then you sir are correct. Other FFXIV players not from the virtual hivemind clearly describes GAF as not only a bunch of social justice cucks, but also assholes, smugs, white knights, male feminists, privilege checkers, and two of the main ingredients of it all...SHITTERS AND EROTIC ROLE PLAYERS!
The Beginning
Did You Know: Maple 'Ookie' Cookie the creator of GAF has left FFXIV and his free company behind because he's TRIGGERED and knows GAF has a bad reputation! |
It was August 24th, 2013. The once unsuccessful 4.0/10 MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV was re-released as the successful 9.0/10 Game of the Year MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn. The neckbeard fatties of NeoGAF got together and started a Free Company on the Ultros server as Gather Against Fate. Or GAF for short. Yeah, GAF, very original. The leader and founder of GAF is a serious fat neckbearded NeoGAF member who goes by his character name Maple 'Ookie' Cookie. He got the name Maple Cookie because he's a fatty glutton like NeoGAF mod Besada from stuffing his fat neckbeard face with delicious cookies and GAF's special cum-filled ookie cookies made with the love from NeoGAF. Maple Cookie recruited other co-founders from NeoGAF Strawberry 'loli lover' Shortcake, Safflower Amariyo, Baramoht Klynhollsyn, Drama 'The Drama Queen' Zeni, Elliott Kirkland, Mira 'Shemale' Mora, Odoru 'Weeaboo' Suika, Scything Moon, and Victor 'Victoria The Triggered' Strange. Together they are all GAF-backwards, Gather Against Fate!
From GAF to GOLD
Ever since their NeoGAF lord Tyler Malka is accused by women for rape and sexual assaults he has done in late October of 2017, the safe space and social justice kingdom NeoGAF has crumbled into flames along with the members and mods burning in panic. And nothing of value was lost.
Meanwhile at Final Fantasy XIV, NeoGAF's free company Gather Against Fate has heard the news and went apeshit. What did they do to avoid more humiliation and being trolled by non-GAF members? They change their tag from GAF to GOLD in order to be in disguise of a different free company, but keeping the name Gather Against Fate. Fortunately nobody's a dumbass to fall for their disguise.
GAF'D
What is the word GAF'D? And why the fuck do we need to know? Is GAF'D a made up word by NeoGAF? By going deeper through research the answer is this: GAF'D is an inside joke and next FFXIV meme by everyone not from GAF that is literally mocking, trolling, and blaming GAF for being shit and shit-terrible. Now most of the time people would shout GAF'D just for the good ol' lulz.
It begin back in a certain patch update in Final Fantasy XIV where elite hunts are available for everyone. All GAF members would greedily jew-pull every elite hunt early without everyone getting a chance. It's no mystery Maple 'Ookie' Cookie the creator of GAF is proud of it to make Final Fantasy XIV even more shittier than the game currently is. GAF has a tendency to be early elite hunt pullers and floor kissers which is why the meme GAF'D is created and officially making GAF the laughing stock from Ultros. And professional shitters.
—Anonymous FFXIV player from Ultros to Gilgamesh. |
Other GAF actions include:
- Screwing up on purpose and blaming other party members in Party Finder or Duty Finder.
- Commonly outright leaving parties after one wipe including learning groups.
- Joining FATE parties to leech experience points by doing nothing but sitting their fatasses down stuffing their faces with Doritos and Mountain Dew.
- Joining elite hunt parties to pull early without waiting and leaves after they get a clear.
- Erotic role-playing with different types of fetishes in public.
- Not giving a shit to anyone or anybody outside of GAF.
- Behaving like manchildren.
- Spreading false advertisement on GAF being "friendly" and "drama free" and other false words to sucker morons to join the hivemind.
- Staying true to the rules as listed above.
- Fapping to trannies.
- Taking showers once a month.
- Getting triggered easily like special snowflakes.
The bottom line is this. Players on Ultros likes to shout GAF'D in trolling NeoGAF for not only their numerous failures, but for the lulz too...and GAF hates the lulz.
Gallery Against Fate
Dammit GAF! About missing Pics
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Quotes Against Fate
Quotes From GAF
—ROBOKITTYZILLA ass kissing GAF. |
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The Opposition: Quotes Against GAF
—Everyone in FFXIV trolling GAF. |
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External Links
- FFXIV NeoGAF Free Company Profile - The people agreed and reviewed that GAF sucks and full of assholes.
- FFXIV NeoGAF Guildworks Webpage - Requires you to join NeoGAF or fill out applications of your public life to join the GAF fatholes.
- The FFXIV NeoGAF Steam Community Group - They just don't stop farting out more of the GAF disease on Steam.
- gatheragainstfate - The FFXIV NeoGAF YouTube page. Empty for now but you can discuss what you think of them.
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Gather Against Fate- FFXIV NeoGAF Google Plus. And nobody gives a fuck except those pointing out at the GAF stupidity they're spreading. - GamerNightLive - A member of GAF, thinking that GAF is first in everything.
- Temjin99 Andrew_D28 - This member takes GAF pride up the ass. White knights anyone who talks bad to them.
See Also
Gather Against Fate is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
Gather Against Fate is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
Gather Against Fate is part of a series on Visit the Social Justice Portal for complete coverage. |