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*'''[[The Missing Talk Page Of VandalFucker|VandalFucker]]''' - Being a faggot and acting like a hybrid of Jacknstock and [[Miltopia]], instead of the cool way he was when he was [[User:Voronic|Voronic]] where he had [[moonspeak|the most wonderful way of talking]].
*'''[[The Missing Talk Page Of VandalFucker|VandalFucker]]''' - Being a faggot and acting like a hybrid of Jacknstock and [[Miltopia]], instead of the cool way he was when he was [[User:Voronic|Voronic]] where he had [[moonspeak|the most wonderful way of talking]].
*'''[[WKD]]''' - [[Pool's closed]] due to [[Yiri]].
*'''[[WKD]]''' - [[Pool's closed]] due to [[Yiri]].
*'''[[Zaiger]]''' - Desysopped mainly because [[Yiri]] and [[Penni]] threatened to [[Done with ED|leave ED]] forevar if [[TFO]] didn't desysop him. However there was also abundant self-importance, hostility to other admins, and being a jerk to users. It takes real effort to stand out for being a jerk to users on ED btw, although if he was a TOW sysop he would've gotten away with it.  See [[Ryulong]], [[MONGO]], [[SlimVirgin]], and [[Jayjg]] articles. Zaiger however pulled a [[KOTOR|Revan]] and became the first formerly disgraced sysop to get [[Vox Dramatica|VD]] in December of [[2010]].


===Never Sysops===
===Never Sysops===
*'''[[User:Blargh|Blargh]]''' - ED's very own Cartman, was banned for being from Bakersfield, California.
*'''[[User:Blargh|Blargh]]''' - ED's very own Cartman, was banned for being from Bakersfield, California.
*'''[[User:Core|Core]]''' - Never officially [[b&]], Core left the building with [[User:Januszeal|Januszeal]] to form what became [[chatnets|partyvan]] IRC. Core was actually supposed to be a Sysop but somehow pissed [[Weev]] off and was told [[tits or GTFO|that unless he submitted 20 pix of real girls with '''"loldongs"''' written on their tits he would be denied the banhammer]]. Being from Ireland, the pickings were [[fugly|slim]] and not to Weev's liking so Core kept getting rejected and told to get [[moar]]. Core then founded [http://www.chansluts.com Chansluts] to deliver said titpics and deliver they did. However since he'd cast his lot with Januszeal, he ended up leaving without ever having wielded the almighty [[banhammer]]
*'''[[User:Core|Core]]''' - Never officially [[b&]], Core left the building with [[User:Januszeal|Januszeal]] to form what became [[chatnets|partyvan]] IRC. Core was actually supposed to be a Sysop but somehow pissed [[Weev]] off and was told [[tits or GTFO|that unless he submitted 20 pix of real girls with '''"loldongs"''' written on their tits he would be denied the banhammer]]. Being from Ireland, the pickings were [[fugly|slim]] and not to Weev's liking so Core kept getting rejected and told to get [[moar]]. Core then founded [http://www.chansluts.com Chansluts] to deliver said titpics and deliver they did. However since he'd cast his lot with Januszeal, he ended up leaving without ever having wielded the almighty [[banhammer]]
*'''[[User:EDS1|EDS1]]''' - The girl pretending to be 3 girls who made up The [[ED Singers]]. At first she was some silly kid singing songs about lolcattle over [[Jpop|Japanese pop karaoke tracks]]. Eventually she was given a minor privilege by the SysOps in order to make her feel welcomed. However, her [[USI]] grew to an unmanageable size and she tried to [[take down ED]] with a [[lolsuit]] directed at someone nobody cares about. Touchæ [[Bellofatass|Alexandra]], touchæ indeed.
*'''[[Grawp]] / [[JarlaxleArtemis]]'''  - Jeremy [[GTFO|got run off]] ED by dissident [[Wikipedophile|Wikipedo]]s, ditched by [[EDiot]]s for being [[unfunny]] [[old meme]] and was finally found to have been [[ED:VIP|vandalizing]] ED for [[at least 100]] years. Ended up [[facefag]]ging ED sysops in his final moments of [[Fail|glory]] here.
*'''[[Grawp]] / [[JarlaxleArtemis]]'''  - Jeremy [[GTFO|got run off]] ED by dissident [[Wikipedophile|Wikipedo]]s, ditched by [[EDiot]]s for being [[unfunny]] [[old meme]] and was finally found to have been [[ED:VIP|vandalizing]] ED for [[at least 100]] years. Ended up [[facefag]]ging ED sysops in his final moments of [[Fail|glory]] here.
*'''[[User:Habermann|Habermann]]''' - Had a vast amount of [[USI]] claiming to be the true voice of Encyclopedia Dramatica, tried to [[shameless self-promotion|promote his own site]] many times, being Lmte’s tool and buttbuddy and ranted about how weeaboos and furfags were covertly taking over ED. Whether he was an [[asshole]] or [[martyr]]ed himself fighting a desperate attempt to stem the weeaboo invasion is for you to decide. Supposedly, he was going to rub it in [[User:Cash|Cash]]'s face but never got the chance.
*'''[[User:Habermann|Habermann]]''' - Had a vast amount of [[USI]] claiming to be the true voice of Encyclopedia Dramatica, tried to [[shameless self-promotion|promote his own site]] many times, being Lmte’s tool and buttbuddy and ranted about how weeaboos and furfags were covertly taking over ED. Whether he was an [[asshole]] or [[martyr]]ed himself fighting a desperate attempt to stem the weeaboo invasion is for you to decide. Supposedly, he was going to rub it in [[User:Cash|Cash]]'s face but never got the chance.
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*'''[[RedMachineD]]''' - Threatened to machinegun [[Lulzcon]] ([[Srs|Seriously]]). {{ytlink|4yk-ESYl7Bc|This is him doing DDR}}
*'''[[RedMachineD]]''' - Threatened to machinegun [[Lulzcon]] ([[Srs|Seriously]]). {{ytlink|4yk-ESYl7Bc|This is him doing DDR}}
*'''[[Samsara]]''' - Not laughing at [[loldongs]].
*'''[[Samsara]]''' - Not laughing at [[loldongs]].
*'''[[User:Thayo|Thayo]]''' - Outsourced to [[disney|disney.com]].
*'''[[User:Zen444|Zen]]''' - Being [[unfunny]].
*'''[[User:Zen444|Zen]]''' - Being [[unfunny]].



Revision as of 05:20, 3 June 2011

They fell to the dark side.

Just as angels fell down from heaven, dramacrats and sysops have failed the lulz and had their positions...terminated. Once trusted with the most important duties on the Wiki, their innate faggotry, fail, and unwarranted self-importance would always surface leading to bannation, or worse exile to Wikipedia.

Hall of Shame

All of the below were also disgraced ED sysops except as noted:

Ex-Leaders

  • Girlvinyl - Shut down our beloved Encyclopedia Dramatica for Jew money. Also a fatass who won't play any game that requires the Wii-Fit.

Ex-Sysops

Never Sysops

Truth

   
 
You do not quit ED. ED quits you.
 

 
 

Drunkenlazybastard

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Department of Defense "Old Bone" KleetusCatalogue Cleaning Crew CobaltcatGooner Killer NEVER GOON
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