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[[File:Averagefortnitegameplay.jpg|thumb|right|Fortnite | [[File:Averagefortnitegameplay.jpg|thumb|right|A typical clickbait Fortnite video thumbnail.]] | ||
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Fortnite is | '''Fortnite''' (also known as Fortshite) is a shitty and overrated game made by [[Unreal Tournament|Epic Games]] that [[Loser|autistic losers]], [[niggers]], [[stoners]], [[13-year old boy]]s, [[wiggers]], and any member of the casual gamer audience play and worship. The game's art style is a generic [[Team Fortress 2]] and [[Overwatch]] ripoff, meanwhile the gameplay rips off Player Unknown's Battlegrounds and [[Minecraft]]. In other words, Fortnite is an unoriginal piece of shit that people play because it's trendy. | ||
[[File:230ff883 really-fat-guy-on-computer1.jpg|thumb|[[Truth|Every Fortnite gamer in a nutshell]] | |||
==Fortshite's Game Modes== | |||
*<b>Fortnite: Save The World</b>: The actual main game, which is just a boring and way more sugary looking [[Left 4 Dead]] rip-off that no one usually plays. | |||
*<b>Fortnite: Battle Royale</b>: The popular free-to-play version that every autistic [[Gay|twink]] and [[Children|child]] plays due to it's blatant, retarded pandering to the lowest common denominator. | |||
== | ==V-Bucks== | ||
V-Bucks are the [[money|in-game currency]] of Fortshite, which kids can use to buy shitty items, retarded skins and dances which serve no purpose whatsoever. Just like with [[ROBLOX|ROBLOX's]] Robux and other videogame [[Jew Gold|currencies]], [[jews]] do money-grubbing scams to [[Pedophile|lure autistic kids in]] and suck off the money from their parents' credit cards, like every good little jew. | |||
==How to troll Fortnite fans== | |||
*Tell them | *Tell them Fortnite is for [[Fact|fat virgins with no life]]. | ||
*[[ | *Tell them to go [[IRL|outside]]. | ||
* | *Claim that games like [[Call of Duty|Call of Duty: Black Ops 4]], [[Red Dead Redemption|Red Dead Redemption 2]] and [[Battlefield|Battlefield V]] are better than Fortnite. | ||
* | *Get their Fortnite accounts banned | ||
*[[Jews|Fake a giveaway]] | *[[Jews|Fake a giveaway]] | ||
*Explain to them that V-Bucks = [[ | *Explain to them that [[Jew Gold|V-Bucks]] = [[Truth|Virgin-Bucks]] | ||
*Show a [[Children|8 year old]] [[Autism|autistic]] fan the [[rule 34]] videos of Fortnite | *Show a [[Children|8 year old]] [[Autism|autistic]] fan the [[rule 34]] videos of Fortnite | ||
Revision as of 22:45, 31 October 2018
Fortnite (also known as Fortshite) is a shitty and overrated game made by Epic Games that autistic losers, niggers, stoners, 13-year old boys, wiggers, and any member of the casual gamer audience play and worship. The game's art style is a generic Team Fortress 2 and Overwatch ripoff, meanwhile the gameplay rips off Player Unknown's Battlegrounds and Minecraft. In other words, Fortnite is an unoriginal piece of shit that people play because it's trendy.
[[File:230ff883 really-fat-guy-on-computer1.jpg|thumb|Every Fortnite gamer in a nutshell
Fortshite's Game Modes
- Fortnite: Save The World: The actual main game, which is just a boring and way more sugary looking Left 4 Dead rip-off that no one usually plays.
- Fortnite: Battle Royale: The popular free-to-play version that every autistic twink and child plays due to it's blatant, retarded pandering to the lowest common denominator.
V-Bucks
V-Bucks are the in-game currency of Fortshite, which kids can use to buy shitty items, retarded skins and dances which serve no purpose whatsoever. Just like with ROBLOX's Robux and other videogame currencies, jews do money-grubbing scams to lure autistic kids in and suck off the money from their parents' credit cards, like every good little jew.
How to troll Fortnite fans
- Tell them Fortnite is for fat virgins with no life.
- Tell them to go outside.
- Claim that games like Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, Red Dead Redemption 2 and Battlefield V are better than Fortnite.
- Get their Fortnite accounts banned
- Explain to them that V-Bucks = Virgin-Bucks
- Show a 8 year old autistic fan the rule 34 videos of Fortnite
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