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[[File:Ej1qWiA.png|thumb|right|250px|Ur mom ''[[Fact|is]]'' larger than VY Canis Majoris. Poor old Joey, however, doesn't want to admit it.]] | [[File:Ej1qWiA.png|thumb|right|250px|Ur mom ''[[Fact|is]]'' larger than VY Canis Majoris. Poor old Joey, however, doesn't want to admit it.]] | ||
'''JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat''' (also known as '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ilikechristians Ilikechristians]''', '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Sasha_Primerov Sasha]''', and ''' | '''JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat''' (also known as '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ilikechristians Ilikechristians]''', '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Sasha_Primerov Sasha]''', and '''[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Daniel_%22Danny%22_Fenton_(Danny_Phantom)q Danny Phantom]''') is a kid who has been [[vandalizing]] [https://www.google.co.nz/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjnybighqHeAhUPAogKHXAXAIkQjxx6BAgBEAI&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcQgZ-wGCp2g&psig=AOvVaw3aD9yVYD4sgeUowPAWEYOg&ust=1540538179661201 astronomy]-related articles on [[TOW]] for more than a year, resulting in numerous [[e-detective|sock-puppet investigations]]. He has gotten his [[Long-term abuse]] page [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse/JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat deleted three times]. He claims to be a smart teenager living in [[New Zealand]], however he has utilized public WiFi networks in even other countries to aid him in his goal of "making Wikipedia [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat/MakeWikipediaverifiableagain verifiable again]". It is suspected that he originally edited through the '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Space_Infinite Space Infinite]''' and '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Danny_Fenton Danny Fenton]''' accounts. However, Joey and Space Infinite were really just two different people who both just so happened to love editing astronomy articles, especially Antares, VV Cephei or VY Canis Majoris. | ||
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Revision as of 21:46, 15 October 2021
JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat (also known as Ilikechristians, Sasha, and Danny Phantom) is a kid who has been vandalizing astronomy-related articles on TOW for more than a year, resulting in numerous sock-puppet investigations. He has gotten his Long-term abuse page deleted three times. He claims to be a smart teenager living in New Zealand, however he has utilized public WiFi networks in even other countries to aid him in his goal of "making Wikipedia verifiable again". It is suspected that he originally edited through the Space Infinite and Danny Fenton accounts. However, Joey and Space Infinite were really just two different people who both just so happened to love editing astronomy articles, especially Antares, VV Cephei or VY Canis Majoris.
Star Sizes: The Beginning
JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat started editing the English Wikipedia in 2006 as Danny Fenton. Then, eleven years later, he joined again as JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat. He was editing pages about stars, from the Sun to VY Canis Majoris and making the articles verifiable again. His "corrections" soon caught the attention of several Wikipedos who immediately began whining about them on the sysops' noticeboars. In response, he would try to make Antares be more than 1 billion km in diameter. He would also preform page move vandalism. He claimed that what he was doing was really verifiable and that he was alive then, so he knew how big the stars were at the time. He started a war with another editor who just couldn't chill about the size of, well... ANTARES.
That all added up to his indefinite block in October 2017.
Sock Puppets
After getting blocked, Joey resorted to having two of his friends create accounts for him. He asked his friend, a devout Christian girl named "Ilikechristians", to create an account. She started editing guess what? STAR SIZES. on the English Wikipedia before getting banned in January 2018. Joey's friend, however, knew that one sock puppet wasn't enough. She needed someone else.
Joey's friend Sasha Primerov, who really loves Butters Stotch from South Park unlike Ilikechristians, decided that he could do downright dirty vandalism and place Butters on the top of the list. This caught the attention of lots of checkusers, who blocked his entire sockfarm.
Range Blocks
After only seven months of attempting to turn him around, Wikipedia realized that he did not plan on stopping his conquest of TOW. This resulted in Wikipedia admin contacting his ISP. Six range blocks were put in place to prevent him from editing from home and all other places he had access to the interwebs. This still proved to be useless, as Ilikechristians and Danny still had access to unblocked IP ranges.
The return of JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat: Danny Phantom
In March 2018, JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat returned with his friend Ilikechristians, revealing her real name as Natalia Evyanova. But they didn't just edit star sizes. They also started editing pages about chemistry, Gulliver's Travels, and a very unpopular Danish band called Michael Learns to Rock. Of course, the account was later blocked.
In November 2018, JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat struck again as Danny Phantom (Daniel Fenton). Danny Phantom (Daniel Fenton) didn't persuade others to do his own dirty work - he did it as well. The only things he did were exaggerating the sizes of Mu Cephei. Unfortunately, just after a day, Danny Phantom (Daniel Fenton) was blocked.
Sockpuppets
Ilikechristians
Ilikechristians is a Christian girl from Russia who hates South Park. She tries to tell everyone HOW AMAZING GOD IS!, wants YOU to repent and will do anything to get rid of South Park. Forever.
She also vandalized Wikiquote and wants to trample Muslim pilgrims to death in a deletion rampage in Mecca.
Sasha
Sasha is a teenager from Russia who is enemies with Joey. All he loves is Butters from South Park. He thinks that Butters is larger than the largest stars, but who cares? Sasha loves Butters!
Danny
(See this)
Danny Phantom is a completely unoriginal cartoon series created by Butch Botch Hartman JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat Nickelodeon, in early 2004, decided they needed a copycat cartoon show to compete with Kim Possible, another unoriginal piece of shit cartoon airing on some other network, in order to rake in teh meth funds. They even went so far as to hire the same character designer, but soon after the production ran over budget and they had to hire fuckwit cookie-cutter writers to do the rest of the work.
The Show
Every episode is centered around Danny Fenton, his two parasitic friends Sam Manson and black person, his ghost-obsessed parents, and his stereotypical older sister named Jasmine, frequently referred to as "Jizz" "Jazz". Danny has to hide his ghost persona because he wants the world to end while "Vltava" by Bedřich Smetana plays. It is automatically assumed that Danny and his friends are all closet cases, due to their gay transvestite teacher. Remember, gay teachers mean gay students!
Most fans of this show lack the capacity to understand the horrible pseudo-hip-hop theme song completely. It describes how Danny became a ghost hybrid. The story goes that Danny's fat, square-shaped father, Jack Fenton, was working on a project to compete with Goatse, but in an unexpected turn of events, anyone who came in contact with the device was either so shocked they turned ghostly white and gained superpowers, or they were shot in the gut with a Magnum. They decided to hide it in the family basement, while it was still completely functional. It's obvious that Danny's parents are either fucktarded or want their children dead. Danny, by nature a white knuckled video-game playing basement dweller, was exposed to Jack Fenton's device, gained ghost powers, and discovered the horrible ghost zone that exists beyond Goatse's colon. Rather than turn the fucking thing off or break it, Danny takes on the responsibility of capturing the ghosts that were now coming out of device in Danny's basement, and BANG. Fifty episodes. The same thing over and over and OVER. It gets really, REALLY bad at times, especially when you realize that the show is a combination of Scooby-Doo, globally blocked Wikipedia vandals, and anime. WHY DON'T THEY JUST DESTROY THE GHOST PORTAL or ban it from Wikipedia?
The show jumps between lame teen angst that's been done at least 100 times before, and limited animation filler that would only be interesting if you were smoking salvia. Danny and his minions attend Casper High-school, a Zionist plot to perpetuate the stereotypical high-school society so another generation of fucktards are too obsessed over teenage drama to see that ZIONISTS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD.
The school's name is also a faggoty joke about a cartoon character nobody under 95 remembers.
The show obtained many geeky fangirls after a certain period of time, as most shows are cursed to, although this is mainly groupies and trolls who can't do much better than writing up underage kiddie porno and bitch-slapping each other for no apparent reason. This is why the show died off so fucking quickly. The groupie community has tried to support DP by creating crudely-drawn pictures of everyone holding hands, which is easily confused with an image depicting the Gay Pride Parade. These pictures have stacked up in the hundreds, to which Butch Hartman seems to be either ignoring, or using the print-outs to wipe his fat ass with.
How to get JoeyP/Danny STAR SIZES!!!11!11one
This is a step by step guide to being a JoeyP/Danny Fenton impersonator! You can relive JoeyP/Danny's escapades from the comfort of your own home by following the following simple steps:
- Make sure you are not using a static IP - otherwise your run will end real quick
- Get Firefox, or another browser that has a tab system
- Go to Wikipedo Central and register an account. For bonus points, make the user name anything like "JoeyP" or "Daniel Fenton".
- Fire up some tabs containing the articles that you are planning to attack. Choose astronomy articles.
- Hit the edit tab, and exaggerate any number.
- Confirm the edit, and HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A JoeyP/Danny Fenton IMPERSONATOR!!!!
- ????
- PROFIT!!!1oneoneone1!
Theme song
When his parents bought a very strange machine
Designed to view a world unclean
(He's gonna shoot em all cause he's JoeyP)
When his brain didn't work, his folks they just quit
then Joey took a look inside of it
there was a great big snap
every thing just changed
his ego and id got all rearranged
(Phantom Phantom),
When he first woke up he realized he had dark black hair
and glowin' blue eyes
he could find how big the stars really are
he was much more ~unique~ than the other guys
It was then Joey knew what he had to do
he had to join all the stars who were coming through
he's here to fight
against me and you
(He's gonna kill em all cause he's JoeyP
gonna get all the stars cause he's JoeyP
gonna get all the stars cause he's JoeyPGallery
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No reason not to deny it.
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The one that started it all. -
Danny and Lithopsian 4EVAR. -
You can't unsee his tiny dick that VY Canis Majoris is
1,4202,100 times larger. -
PBS Kids isn't funded by viewers like you, but rather the dragon of Revelation 12.
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