Death

DEATH AND/OR RAPE

This image replaced elgorgo's prank obituary and appeared on his journal at the end of his e-death. Many histrionic strangers were angered. Most people didn't care.

A common reaction to a real death on LJ.

An all-around humorous topic, and the ultimate escape from your flesh prison, although usually resulting in thinking that you will be reincarnated and being disappointed. There are many types of death, but these are all just the ultimate form of pwning from God as described below. A common way to refer to death OTI is being IRL banned.

There are many ways of achieving death, some funnier than others. Death is unique as it is the only common ground human beings have. So remember that the next time some jerk beats you up, steals your bike, fucks your mother and makes you call him Cindy, you have a comeback (albeit a shit one) which is: "LOL NIGGA JOO GUNNA DIE!"

Think of the world as one huge fucking forum, with God as the admin. Thousands of people are banned everyday, but there are also thousands of registered new users everyday so it balances out. Except in China, where the mods seem less strict. However, not everyone is permabanned by God. Some people simply delete their own IRL accounts.

Death is not synonymous to being killed.

E-Death

A fake death involving an Internet celebrity, and thus not to be taken seriously. E-Deaths are attempted by attention whores who think that people will actually miss them when they're gone. It is but one more way for these failures to fool themselves into believing that they will not be dying alone.

On teh Interweb, sometimes "death" is represented by the symbol †. This is ubar laem and ttly an OLD MEME.

Hoax Death/Fake Death

A Beginner's Guide To Faking Your Death On The Internet

Notable Fakes

An actual attempt at faking one's death for reasons other than millions of laughs. A simple but incredibly effective (in a sufficiently retarded community, that is) type of attention whoring.

• Sui-Chan - Infamous emo "live" fake death.
• Kewllimesrevenge - The fake death that never happened.
• Flashman - Fake death of a fake person.
• Limeybean - Yet another drama-ful fake death on the Internets.
• The Great Sonic-cide of 2007 - The grand lulz of fake deaths.
• Perfection Girl - DEAD OR ALIVE?!
• Patrick Swayze is rumored to be dead of butt cancer but still lives, according to his agent.
• PogoRoo - Faked death to scam furries out of commission money.

Real Death

Death is delicious

The actual death of an actual person. While usually funnier than a fake death, it nevertheless might not be completely awesome...depending on how they died. The death of your ex-girlfriend is probably not funny because she probably doesn't exist. On the other hand, the old guy with cancer who chartered a biplane and jumped out is pretty much A+. Or when Steve Irwin, who spent his life pissing off crocodiles and other large animals, got im-fucking-paled by a stingray. Also, the death of any an hero is sure to create lulz. There is something called the Darwin Awards which is a great source of lulz while making other people think you are fucked up for finding it funny. Real death is a Necrophiliac's dream, and they will make sweet (most likely furry) love to any festering meat pile.

Popular Real Deaths

Death confuses morons.

• Ted Stevens - See you in that big tube in the sky!
• James Brown - This Man's Man's Man's dead.
• Nodar Kumaritashvili - Epic Barrel Roll Fail leading to death on National TV.
• Budd Dwyer - Guy who shoots himself in that an hero gif.
• andrewpants - Probably...died...somehow.
• sk0t - Hacker person, electrocuted (irony!)
• ripper - Guy who knows he's hardcore.
• klerck - Thankfully dead attention whore
• jloveb - MySpace Emo Suicide
• Jesus - Cross-icuted!
• Steve Irwin - Croikey! (too soon?)
• Rob Levin - Killed himself with a car... while riding a bike.
• Terri Schiavo - Daaaahhh... durrhh... uughnnmm!!
• Saddam Hussein - Hung for sodomizing...ahem...Saddamizing the Middle East.
• Anna Nicole Smith - Moar faymus n deth
• Heath Ledger - Seriously.
• Anabelle Lotus - Death by smothering
• $cientology - ...I hope!
• Jade Goody - Cauterized and cancerfied!
• Michael Jackson - Melted down into Lego so kids could still play with him after death.
• Billy Mays - HI BILLY MAYS HERE FO-HNNNNNNGGGGG
• Oscar Mayer - He had many a wiener over his lifetime.
• Axl Rose - Welcome to the Jungle baby...and you're gonna DIE.

Epic Real Death

Full version here
It is believed that there have been a total of 100 billion human beings that have ever lived on the Earth. Subtract the five billion+ alive today, leaves 95 billion persons that have experienced death. Of those, this is probably the most unique set of circumstances resulting in death.

See Also

Trufax: The dead can't consent.

Death of a friend or loved one is sometimes hard to come to grips with.

• Banned IRL
• Trepanation
• Rockonlittleone
• Rachelle Waterman
• Aeris
• The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
• Motorcycle
• Cutting
• Suicide
• Deadpool
• Death Van
• Death List
• KILL IT WITH FIRE
• Fan death
• Techno Viking
• Necrophilia
• billiam
• elgorgo
• mrpunk2u
• Trap-kun
• Toyota

External Links

• Bimbo the Clown and other famous people talk to us from beyond the grave. Suitable for scaring small children.
• Not for the faint-hearted!
• A large collection of particularly lulzy deaths

Featured article February 20, 2006
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