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==Hugbox: The Movie== | ==Hugbox: The Movie== | ||
''HBO'' recently released a made-for-tv movie called ''Temple Grandin''. It stars Claire Danes. No fucking lie. [[Image:Templegrandin.jpg|thumb|The touching true-life story of a woman and her hugbox]] | ''HBO'' recently released a made-for-tv movie called ''Temple Grandin''. It stars Claire Danes. No fucking lie. [[Image:Templegrandin.jpg|thumb|The touching true-life story of a woman and her hugbox]] | ||
==The Dangers Of Hugboxes== | |||
Hugboxes have an insidious way of inflating egos and making people act like [[unwarranted self-importance|self-aggrandizing drama queens]]. Such people start off fairly normal but, after prolonged exposure to their hugbox, slowly but surely, the weirdness starts to creep into their normal lives and everybody else suffers for it. Losers who fap to cartoon animals don't just suddenly one day decide they need a [[fursuit|thousand dollar mascot costume]] with strategically placed holes to wear around town, that shit starts off in a hugbox like [[deviantArt]]. | |||
Much as the [[vampire]]'s coffin shelters the monstrosity within from the searing light of day, a hugbox allows the aspie within it to find refuge from the painful truths of their existance. As such, they are breeding grounds for faggotry and should be destroyed wherever they are discovered. | |||
==Finally== | ==Finally== | ||
Revision as of 19:03, 28 December 2012
Not to be confused with Huegbox.
The hugbox is a BDSM device mainly used by retards who are too faggy to admit they are kinky bastards. As a meme it was initially coined by sdf, "Go back to your hugbox" is a frequently-flung insult to those who have been trolled by Bantown. A hugbox is a purported remedy for Asperger's Syndrome and other forms of autism. It is a machine wherein an aspie crawls inside, and is squashed by two giant labial folds, thus producing the feeling of being loved, because a machine that looks like a torture instrument did it with an industrial paper printer is perfect at simulating real love, amirite?. It is also a very profound metaphor for LiveJournal and many other online forums.
The hugbox insult is also a great way to troll autism-themed communities. It's guaranteed to earn you countless replies from angry fucktards telling you that you are a horrible human being. Just remind them how glad they can be not to be nerds any more, now that they've digivolved into some new kind of tard.
Proper Usage
Used primarily in insult form in response to complaints/improper requests, or as a valediction.
<shipley> WTF TAKE MY BBQ DOWN YOU ASSHOLES
<sdf> Go back to your hugbox, aspie.
-!- Brattie was kicked from #bantown by sdf [Go back to your hugbox.]
Example
Behold:
[23:27] * Adrianna ([email protected]) has joined #hugbox [23:27] <Adrianna> hai! [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:28] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:28] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] <Adrianna> WTF [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Adrianna ([email protected]) has left #hugbox
Inventor Temple Grandin and her hugbox
—A woman who gives new meaning to the term "Bulldyke". | ||
Hugbox: The Movie
HBO recently released a made-for-tv movie called Temple Grandin. It stars Claire Danes. No fucking lie.
The Dangers Of Hugboxes
Hugboxes have an insidious way of inflating egos and making people act like self-aggrandizing drama queens. Such people start off fairly normal but, after prolonged exposure to their hugbox, slowly but surely, the weirdness starts to creep into their normal lives and everybody else suffers for it. Losers who fap to cartoon animals don't just suddenly one day decide they need a thousand dollar mascot costume with strategically placed holes to wear around town, that shit starts off in a hugbox like deviantArt.
Much as the vampire's coffin shelters the monstrosity within from the searing light of day, a hugbox allows the aspie within it to find refuge from the painful truths of their existance. As such, they are breeding grounds for faggotry and should be destroyed wherever they are discovered.
Finally
Now that you're finished with this article, you can be given a proper sendoff:
See Also
External Links
- Therafin's product page on the hugbox, now known as the Squeeze Machine.
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Hugbox is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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