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As we all know by now, the internet is srs bsns and KY found this out all-too-well on June 10, 2013. After being called a faggot for the 9000th time, KY's big heart and big head, shit all over the inside of his body resulting in a near death experience at the hands of a vicious fucking anxiety attack | As we all know by now, the internet is srs bsns and KY found this out all-too-well on June 10, 2013. After being called a faggot for the 9000th time, KY's big heart and big head, shit all over the inside of his body resulting in a near death experience at the hands of a vicious fucking anxiety attack | ||
Revision as of 03:38, 11 June 2013
Deric Lostutter - The NEW Leader of Anonymous (for at least another week or two)
Claim to E-fame: Steubenville, Ohio
Ever since a of bunch of testosterone seething football niggers in Steubenville, OH decided to rape the shit out of some drunk-ass party girl, KY Anonymous has fame-fagged his way into the limelight doing interviews with anyone who will listen to his stupid fucking story about how he has single-handedly brought attention to a 16 year-old rape enthusiast. For whatever fucking reason, this "OP" was nicknamed #OpRollRedRoll. We think #OpRaepAllTheBitches or even #OpSteubenville would've been a better choice, but logic doesn't exist inside the "idea" that is Anonymous.
As most AnonFags do, the second the authorities asked who did the hack, he immediately turned over his "bro" batcat, whom despite being crippled with the gayest fucking nickname on earth, reportedly remains at large.
Project #KnightSec
For an extra bonus, this autistic wigger faggot started a group dedicated to White Knighting named #KnightSec indicating that he's not only heroic, but was going to put his expertise as a professional "IT Contractor" who claims to specialize in online security and pen-testing to good use by handling his crew's OpSec. Unfortunately, it would become apparent that super-faggot numero uno, Deric Lostutter, can't even CSIII as he openly did interviews from his personal cell phone, logged into IRC without being bothered by minimal protection a VPN would offer and sent noods of his baby dick to any anonwhore feigning even the slightest degree of interest. The one old cop had little trouble finding and "raiding" Deric and his equally retarded brother who reportedly answered the door with a double-sided dildo hanging out of his ass.
How to become the new leader of Anonymoose
Basically, if you go the route Deric Lostutter A.K.A. KY Anonymous went, you do absolutely NOTHING to help anyone, in any way, yourself excluded of course. Pretty much, just say, "Fuck this shit, where's Anderson Cooper. I can't hack or troll a motherfucking thing, but I can definitely dox this 16 year-old rape bait for teh E-fame" then do just that. While any, and all, responsible adults know that minor's court records are sealed for a reason, Deric Lostutter said "fuck all that noise, I'ma drop those dox, after recording this phat track about my hard-ass life living in suburban Kentucky" and he did. Like all legit leaders of Anonymous, he was all about taking undue credit and at some point took credit for hacking the football niggers' high-school website. Albeit he should've been V& for dropping the rape bait's dox, it was the hack he had no part of that earned him a trip in the party van.
No worries though, because even though he faces absolutely no charges whatsoever, he's raked in more than $29,000 (which will of course be spent on weed, shitty whiskey and a new piece of shit Mac for making the phat beats) under the guise of a "defense fund" handled by the WDL or Wigger Defense League. Regardless of the claim that his beaner lawyer is going to represent him "pro bono", the beaner-jew indeed needs yer Jew gold to defend the impending imaginary trial. Despite his claims on VinceintheBay and RustleRadio that the $500,000.00 goal was a "typo", it has yet to be "corrected" and we're confident, never will.
Apparently, it's also necessary to have outside interests and this particular individual's favorite outside interest besides dox'ing minors and spitting weak fire, is fishing. Let it be known he's quite the fucking angler.
Also, Derick is a self-professed "IT Professional/Penetration Tester", so, after he finishes up being "penetration tested" by Kentucky's finest criminal elements, feel free to hire him, as it's clear his operational security skills are only rivaled by an autistic eleven year old.
How to parlay your E-Fame into a non-existent rap career
It goes without saying that no good deed goes uncompensated. I mean, who the fuck does shit out of the goodness of their heart?!? Therefore, Deric Lostutter decided to take his incredibly original "hip-hop" persona, "Shadow", public after being politely asked to have a look at his computer by the one old cop with a search warrant in his town, which Lostutter, in true Anonfag style, refers to as a "raid". I'll spare the readers sense of self-worth, and ED's good name, by NOT linking to any of his so-called "Rap Videos". I mean, there's no 40's, grillz, tits or ass in a single video... Just some skinny redneck faggot and a group of dudes awaiting to gangbang him watching his "purdy mouth" spit weak fire on the mic.
KY's near death experience at the hands of Eismc2 and Rustle League
As we all know by now, the internet is srs bsns and KY found this out all-too-well on June 10, 2013. After being called a faggot for the 9000th time, KY's big heart and big head, shit all over the inside of his body resulting in a near death experience at the hands of a vicious fucking anxiety attack
Nonetheless, have a gander at the faggotry that is Deric Lostutter's IRL persona, Shadow:
Gallery
B33fin' with n1gg3rchr1st_
Sadly, KY lost a bet he made to fellow ED member n1gg3rchr1st_ for $30K stating that he would beat him in a rap battle. Unfortunately, Deric's band of fan-boy faggots DDOS'd BTR so that Deric wouldn't have to lose the $30K he "worked so hard for", which resulted in n1gg3rchr1st_ teaming up with sequel to drop a diss track on Lostutter and his band of White Knighting autists.
The diss track is now a collector's item as Deric threatened to tell on NC to the feds as Deric's a butthurt little bitch.
Furthermore, Deric Ironically threatened to rape _r3dn3ck's mother on Rustle League Radio the same night he ragequit before rap-battling n1gg3rchr1st_
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See also
KYAnonymous is part of a series on Visit the Whores Portal for complete coverage. |
KYAnonymous is part of a series on Visit the Anonymous Portal for complete coverage. |
KYAnonymous is part of a series on Visit the Social Media Portal for complete coverage. |
KYAnonymous is part of a series on "Leaders" of Anonymous |
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