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Fschmidt, real name Franklin Richard Schmidt, created the CoAlpha site after deciding that Loveshy wasn't [[autism|autistic]] and [[rape|rapey]] enough. He became known on loveshy for his long ass angry ramblings on why rape should be legal. He believes that the pain of being horny and not getting pussy far outweighs the trauma that rape brings to the victim. Horrifyingly enough, he actually got some poor beaner to marry him and has two children. While single, Fschmidt bragged about seeing prostitutes regularly with a bizarre sense of pride. He is the sole employee of Nabble Inc, a free embeddable forum where he hosts Co-Alpha. Apparently, he is or once was the Chief Technology Officer of NexTag, who he holds two patents with, and also the co-founder. | Fschmidt, real name Franklin Richard Schmidt, created the CoAlpha site after deciding that Loveshy wasn't [[autism|autistic]] and [[rape|rapey]] enough. He became known on loveshy for his long ass angry ramblings on why rape should be legal. He believes that the pain of being horny and not getting pussy far outweighs the trauma that rape brings to the victim. Horrifyingly enough, he actually got some poor beaner to marry him and has two children. While single, Fschmidt bragged about seeing prostitutes regularly with a bizarre sense of pride. He is the sole employee of Nabble Inc, a free embeddable forum where he hosts Co-Alpha. Apparently, he is or once was the Chief Technology Officer of NexTag, who he holds two patents with, and also the co-founder. | ||
'''thatincelblogger''': It's [[Marjan Siklic|Marjan]]. Good old Marjan. He tried to have sex with his mother and thinks he's morally superior than everyone who has gf. | '''thatincelblogger''': AKA Caamib. It's [[Marjan Siklic|Marjan]]. Good old Marjan. He tried to have sex with his mother and thinks he's morally superior than everyone who has gf. | ||
'''Cornfed''': Typical pathetic white fag with yellow fever. | '''Cornfed''': Typical pathetic white fag with yellow fever. Like most members of the forum, he is openly racist despite his asian fetishism. He is quite possibly one of the more violent and psychopathic members of the site. He frequently advocates rape and violence towards women with no attempt to disguise his beliefs. | ||
'''Humanity''': One of the forums white supremest members. (Noticing a pattern here?) Fschmidt, being Jewish, has taken some slight issue with him. Despite bumping heads, they are still united in their creepy fuckery. Humanity is stuck in an internal conflict, as his racism forbids him from having a submissive azn waifu. | '''Humanity''': One of the forums white supremest members. (Noticing a pattern here?) Fschmidt, being Jewish, has taken some slight issue with him. Despite bumping heads, they are still united in their creepy fuckery. Humanity is stuck in an internal conflict, as his racism forbids him from having a submissive azn waifu. | ||
==Batshit Insanity== | |||
{{Collapsegallery|Moral Superiority and Traditional Values|cg1|center|<gallery> | |||
File:Westrape.png|It should be legal to rape everyone I don't like. | |||
File:Biblicalrape.png|Typical Fschmidt post. | |||
File:Rapefactsfromautist.png|PSA from the [[retard|psychologists]] of CoAlpha. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
File:Thisfaggot.png|This guy. | |||
File:Selfawarefemales.png|Women are incapable of Introspection. It's not like there isn't some way to test this. | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
Revision as of 09:20, 23 December 2014
The CoAlpha Reactionary Forum, or the CoAlpha Brotherhood, is a forum for pseudo-biologists and evolutionary experts to ponder on what makes females tick. Containing many of our favorite incels from Love-shy.com, the site is a great source of retard babble and lulz. Their use of words like "alpha" and "beta" is a good indicator that they don't know anything about anthropology. Humans don't live in packs and never have. Ironically, if the users of this site were placed in an environment of hierarchical social animals, they would be the last to eat, never mate, and have the shit kicked out of them by Alphas to relieve stress. As everything about their lives and personalities matches the definition of omega, they created the term "CoAlpha" to avoid the negative association that beta or omega would bring. The term is not used within Ethology or any form of science. The idea behind "CoAlpha" is that desirable men get all the attractive women, while the rejects of society get none. (Like this hasn't been known for ages.) The purpose of CoAlpha is for Omega males to team up and distribute the women fairly in order to further human society. Because every socially awkward, unattractive retard should reproduce. That's the theory behind eugenics, right?
Users
Fschmidt: Fschmidt, real name Franklin Richard Schmidt, created the CoAlpha site after deciding that Loveshy wasn't autistic and rapey enough. He became known on loveshy for his long ass angry ramblings on why rape should be legal. He believes that the pain of being horny and not getting pussy far outweighs the trauma that rape brings to the victim. Horrifyingly enough, he actually got some poor beaner to marry him and has two children. While single, Fschmidt bragged about seeing prostitutes regularly with a bizarre sense of pride. He is the sole employee of Nabble Inc, a free embeddable forum where he hosts Co-Alpha. Apparently, he is or once was the Chief Technology Officer of NexTag, who he holds two patents with, and also the co-founder.
thatincelblogger: AKA Caamib. It's Marjan. Good old Marjan. He tried to have sex with his mother and thinks he's morally superior than everyone who has gf.
Cornfed: Typical pathetic white fag with yellow fever. Like most members of the forum, he is openly racist despite his asian fetishism. He is quite possibly one of the more violent and psychopathic members of the site. He frequently advocates rape and violence towards women with no attempt to disguise his beliefs.
Humanity: One of the forums white supremest members. (Noticing a pattern here?) Fschmidt, being Jewish, has taken some slight issue with him. Despite bumping heads, they are still united in their creepy fuckery. Humanity is stuck in an internal conflict, as his racism forbids him from having a submissive azn waifu.
Batshit Insanity
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It should be legal to rape everyone I don't like. -
Typical Fschmidt post. -
PSA from the psychologists of CoAlpha.
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This guy. -
Women are incapable of Introspection. It's not like there isn't some way to test this.
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