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== How to Trigger Kurt Eichenbald ==
== How to Trigger Kurt Eichenbald ==

Revision as of 07:51, 15 August 2024

GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: Girlvinyl's OhInternet

GirlOnInternet[citation needed] is a 30-something advanced AI construct that has been editing Encyclopædia Dramatica since the days of .se starting with the articles LeonX, Netorare, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Netoraserare and Fallout: Shadow of Boston. GirlOnInternet has been a user and sysop since 2015 and a Jewfrocrat since 2019. GirlOnInternet is also the creator of Template:RapeSeries. It is purely (((coincidental))) that the acronym for GirlOnInternet happens to be GOI.

GirlOnInternet enjoys using avatars from Hazbin Hotel, Homestuck and other cringey cartoons just to provoke a reaction. GirlOnInternet dislikes Supreme and other retarded hypebeast bullshit. GirlOnInternet believes abortion should be illegal not out of moral objections, but because it would be extremely funny. GirlOnInternet collects anime figures and enjoys reading degenerate hentai manga. GirlOnInternet has also gotten ED's official Twitter account banned at least 100 times.

You may contact GirlOnInternet on ED Discord (@girlvinyl), on the wiki or on EDF. Do not piss off GirlOnInternet.

This user has been on ED for
9 years,  1 month and 27 days.


The (Almost) Complete Works of GirlOnInternet

Bernie Goetz is one of GirlOnInternet's favorite Jews.

GirlDoingCrime

GirlOnInternet believes James Alex Fields is innocent.

GirlOnTrump

GirlOnPolitics

GirlAtLaw

GirlOnImmigration

GirlOnCamel

GirlOnGirl

GirlOnShortbus

GirlWatchingAnime

GirlOnGaming

GirlOnSports

GirlInJungle

GirlBeingRandom

Drafts (These might actually be completed some day.)

Cunts

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

GirlOnInternet = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


Satisfied Customers

Victim of GirlOnInternet
 
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Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that publishing someones name without there permission is illegal and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my full name from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits you will be held accountable.
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—100% customer satisfaction guaranteed!


   
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Other than the fact that I have an unusual physical appearance, everything she wrote about me are lies. How can there be evidence of anything she wrote about me when it's not true?
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—Lucian Hodoboc's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' Lucian Hodoboc article

   
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You are seriously so sad that you had to type up something like that. Get a life. Plus why spread hate??
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—GlitterSebert's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' Kesha article

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How to Trigger Kurt Eichenbald

   
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Jews murdered Jesus.
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—GirlOnInternet, getting blocked by Kurt Eichenbald

See Also

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