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'''Hussein Khavari'''{{Muslim}} is a 33-year old [[emo]]-[[guido]] [[Scenewhore|scene]][[punk]] [[Douchebag|douchenozzle]] from [[Afghanistan]] who decided to [[Illegal immigrants|immigrate]] to the great [[cuck]]ed [[European]] nation of [[Germany]] under the false pretense that he was a [[13-year-old boy|17-year-old]] [[refugee]] who was seeking asylum. In reality, Khavari was merely another [[typical]] [[rapefugee]] who wanted to get into Germany because Afghanistan is a literal [[shithole]] and his neighbours weren't particularly happy about the [[fact]] that he had previously [[raped]] a [[12-year-old]] girl in an attempt to prove that he wasn't a [[faggot]]. After arriving in Germany, however, Khavari discovered that the [[Nazis|highly progressive and tolerant German peoples]] can still only tolerate limited levels of [[edgelord]]ian [[faggotry]] before even they start to realize that allowing a bunch of [[batshit insane]] [[Muslims]] to flow into their country unchecked may have been a [[Dumbfuck|really fucking stupid idea]].
'''Hussein Khavari'''{{Muslim}} is a 33-year old [[emo]]-[[guido]] [[Scenewhore|scene]][[punk]] [[Douchebag|douchenozzle]] from [[Afghanistan]] who decided to [[Illegal immigrants|immigrate]] to the great [[cuck]]ed [[European]] nation of [[Germany]] under the false pretense that he was a [[13-year-old boy|17-year-old]] [[refugee]] who was seeking asylum. In reality, Khavari was merely another [[typical]] [[rapefugee]] who wanted to get into Germany because Afghanistan is a literal [[shithole]] and his neighbours weren't particularly happy about the [[fact]] that he had previously [[raped]] a [[12-year-old]] girl in an attempt to prove that he wasn't a [[faggot]]. After arriving in Germany, however, Khavari discovered that the [[Nazis|highly progressive and tolerant German peoples]] can still only tolerate limited levels of [[edgelord]]ian [[faggotry]] before even they start to realize that allowing a bunch of [[batshit insane]] [[Muslims]] to flow into their country unchecked may have been a [[Dumbfuck|really fucking stupid idea]].

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What a closet homo in desperate need of a good stoning looks like.

Hussein Khavari is a 33-year old emo-guido scenepunk douchenozzle from Afghanistan who decided to immigrate to the great cucked European nation of Germany under the false pretense that he was a 17-year-old refugee who was seeking asylum. In reality, Khavari was merely another typical rapefugee who wanted to get into Germany because Afghanistan is a literal shithole and his neighbours weren't particularly happy about the fact that he had previously raped a 12-year-old girl in an attempt to prove that he wasn't a faggot. After arriving in Germany, however, Khavari discovered that the highly progressive and tolerant German peoples can still only tolerate limited levels of edgelordian faggotry before even they start to realize that allowing a bunch of batshit insane Muslims to flow into their country unchecked may have been a really fucking stupid idea.

Despite looking like the absolute biggest poof since Richard Simmons and even offering blowjobs in exchange for money at the local gay bar, Khavari was still scared that Allah would not approve of him being a fudgepacker and continued to stubbornly remain in the closet until his anger finally boiled over on October 16, 2016, and he decided to rape a 19-year-old named Maria Ladenburger and then discarded her in the nearby Dreisam river. Unfortunately, Khavari had apparently never been informed that white women can't swim (or do anything else right, for that matter) and Maria ended up drowning to death in the river. To make matters even worse for Khavari, it turned out that Maria was, quite ironically, the daughter of a top European Union official.


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