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"Love-shy" is a [[special]] term for [[Asspie|social anxiety disorder]], a massive [[victim complex]], and a [[Obvious|possible]] hatred of all women. It's not recognized as a legitimate diagnosis by anyone except for [[L. Ron Hubbard|Dr. Brian Gilmartin]], who's a fucking idiot relegated to teaching college out in [[Unabomber|rural Montana]] since his crazy book about this shit got him fired. | "Love-shy" is a [[special]] term for [[Asspie|social anxiety disorder]], a massive [[victim complex]], and a [[Obvious|possible]] hatred of all women, crossing over somewhat with the [[MGTOW]] community. It's not recognized as a legitimate diagnosis by anyone except for [[L. Ron Hubbard|Dr. Brian Gilmartin]], who's a fucking idiot relegated to teaching college out in [[Unabomber|rural Montana]] since his crazy book about this shit got him fired. | ||
People who call themselves "Love-shy" are making an excuse for [[Assburgers|why no human being wants to talk to them]], let alone fuck them. "Love-Shy" men avoid all possibility of rejection, because they have ceased any attempt to relate to other humans. This allows them to stay exactly the same, but thanks to [http://www.love-shy.com/lsbb/index.php/ Love-Shy], they get attention and pity from strangers on the internet which makes up for the fact that real people don't like them. | People who call themselves "Love-shy" are making an excuse for [[Assburgers|why no human being wants to talk to them]], let alone fuck them. "Love-Shy" men avoid all possibility of rejection, because they have ceased any attempt to relate to other humans. This allows them to stay exactly the same, but thanks to [http://www.love-shy.com/lsbb/index.php/ Love-Shy], they get attention and pity from strangers on the internet which makes up for the fact that real people don't like them. | ||
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==Love Shy: The Book== | ==Love Shy: The Book== | ||
[[File:Gilmartin.png|thumb|right|This guy wants to help you | [[File:Gilmartin.png|thumb|right|This guy wants to help you lose your virginity]] | ||
[[File:LSimages.jpg|thumb|left|Not to be confused with [[porn star|Shy Love]].]] | |||
In 1987 Dr. Brian Gilmartin interviewed 300 extremely shy men, [[You|adult virgins]], or something about their hopes, dreams, fears, and [[aspierations|aspirations]]. Although Social Anxiety Disorder, shyness, social phobias, depression, Asspurger's syndrome, autism, and a whole slew of other non-imaginary psychological conditions are recognized and treatable, Dr. Gilmartin thought up a new term for their neurotic bullshit: Love-shyness. | In 1987 Dr. Brian Gilmartin interviewed 300 extremely shy men, [[You|adult virgins]], or something about their hopes, dreams, fears, and [[aspierations|aspirations]]. Although Social Anxiety Disorder, shyness, social phobias, depression, Asspurger's syndrome, autism, and a whole slew of other non-imaginary psychological conditions are recognized and treatable, Dr. Gilmartin thought up a new term for their neurotic bullshit: Love-shyness. | ||
Gilmartin suggested that none of the Love-shies' problems were their fault: their virginity was caused by [[the man|society]], [[parents|mom and dad]], [[handegg|football]], [[eugenics|genetics]] | Gilmartin suggested that [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|none of the Love-shies' problems were their fault]]: their virginity was caused by [[the man|society]], [[parents|mom and dad]], [[handegg|football]], [[eugenics|genetics]] and [[new age|astrology]]. | ||
Gilmartin denied that the [[drug|antidote]] to this problem was: 1.) talking to other human beings and 2.) seeking help from therapists, psychologists, or psychiatrists. Instead of a logical and sane path to not failing at life, he suggested that football be outlawed because football teams were [[taliban|guerrilla training camps]] for bullies, that shy people should get [[mr. hands|helper animals]] like blind people, that sex selection by aborting male fetuses could help shy men cope with fatherhood by not having to raise boys, and that shy people should become militant activists and picket with signs that literally described them as cowards. | |||
<blockquote>"Specifically, from the time this man had been a child he had always | In his research Gilmartin had also found [[Sick fuck|sick fucks]] who fucked department store [[Realdoll|mannequins]], [[Bestiality|dogs]], and [[Scat|their own shit]]: | ||
<blockquote>[[You|"Specifically, from the time this man had been a child he had always | |||
had a strong sexual fascination with his bowel movements, especially | had a strong sexual fascination with his bowel movements, especially | ||
when they "come out real long and soft". And on those occasions when | when they "come out real long and soft". And on those occasions when | ||
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recharged again. During the course of this behavior he would fantasize | recharged again. During the course of this behavior he would fantasize | ||
being with a "really beautiful young girl" who had "long hair and a | being with a "really beautiful young girl" who had "long hair and a | ||
pretty face" and who "also liked long, soft, beautiful oozie- | pretty face" and who "also liked long, soft, beautiful oozie-goozies".]] | ||
goozies". | |||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
===Love Shy: The Other Book=== | ===Love Shy: The Other Book=== | ||
[[Image:Talmers.jpg|thumb|left|Talmer Shockley - a man who knows [[nothing|what's what.]]]] | |||
[[Image:LSTalmer.jpg|thumb|right|His shitty book.]] | |||
Talmer [[Cock|Shockley]] wrote a book called The Love-shy [[Porn|Survival Guide]], which got him fired from his job as a [[Lie|"high tech researcher"]]. He has also diagnosed himself with [[Assburgers|Asperger's]]. The Love-shy Survival Guide apparently says you should become [[Chris-chan]] or something by boosting your "attractiveness sphere." | |||
Talmer [[Cock|Shockley]] | |||
Talmer has a [http://loveshyproject.com/ website] where he offers [[Common knowledge|semi-decent advice]], like brushing your teeth, having a job and not living in a [[Basement dweller|disgusting cave]] full of [[Plastic crap|garbage]] if you ever want to have sex with women. He tells you to fuck up your life a little more by finding a therapist who believes that "Love Shy" is a real disorder, and to wave the book in her face if she doesn't believe you. "She" being the operative word, for this must be a female therapist. Apparently, talking to a girl they like terrifies Love-Shy men, yet they have no trouble whatsoever telling their [[Shit nobody cares about|darkest secrets]] to a chick | Talmer has a [http://loveshyproject.com/ website] where he offers [[Common knowledge|semi-decent advice]], like brushing your teeth, having a job and not living in a [[Basement dweller|disgusting cave]] full of [[Plastic crap|garbage]] if you ever want to have sex with women. He tells you to fuck up your life a little more by finding a therapist who believes that "Love Shy" is a real disorder, and to wave the book in her face if she doesn't believe you. "She" being the operative word, for this must be a female therapist. Apparently, talking to a girl they like terrifies Love-Shy men, yet they have no trouble whatsoever telling their [[Shit nobody cares about|darkest secrets]] to a chick shrink. Talmer then suggests that you get the therapist to diagnose you with lots of other stuff so you can be even more special and have more things to baww about. | ||
==[[yes|Am I Love-Shy?]]== | ==[[yes|Am I Love-Shy?]]== | ||
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===Witness the [[WTF|Glory]]=== | ===Witness the [[WTF|Glory]]=== | ||
{{cg|Gallery|LoveShyGall|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Gallery|LoveShyGall|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:LSfsalexius.GIF|Don't laugh at LS you insensitive fuck | Image:LSfsalexius.GIF|Don't laugh at LS you insensitive fuck! | ||
Image:LSnicesupport.PNG | Image:LSnicesupport.PNG|Support for the Dating Challenged | ||
Image:LSTLWbanned.PNG|Banned for Trolling! | Image:LSTLWbanned.PNG|Banned for Trolling! | ||
Image: | Image:LSanontalk.PNG|Hey fellow Love-shys, maybe some pedofiles could help us out? | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
Image:LSDrealm.PNG|How is "rape" rape? | Image:LSDrealm.PNG|How is "rape" rape? | ||
Image:LSECtoughguy.PNG|Tough guy | Image:LSECtoughguy.PNG|[[Internet Tough Guy|Tough guy]]! | ||
Image:LSEthnohomo.PNG|I don't hate them because they're gay, I hate them because they're ''gay'' | Image:LSEthnohomo.PNG|I don't hate them because they're gay, I hate them because they're ''[[gay]]''... | ||
Image:LSPickya1.PNG|FUCK ME! or FUCK OFF! | Image:LSPickya1.PNG|FUCK ME! or FUCK OFF! | ||
Image:LSMikeyrage.PNG|[[Rage| RAAAAAAGE!]] | Image:LSMikeyrage.PNG|[[Rage| RAAAAAAGE!]] | ||
Image:Killedmydogmasturbating.png|Dear Love Shy: I killed my dog by [[Masturbation|masturbating]]. | |||
Image:LSAlexiusface.JPG|[[Camwhore]] | |||
Image:LSjohnny1.GIF|There is a strong possibility I will end my life with a [[Columbine|spree-killing]] but I would not target [[Wimmins|women]] exclusively. | |||
Image:Killedmydogmasturbating.png|Dear Love Shy: I killed my dog by masturbating. | |||
Image:LSAlexiusface.JPG|Camwhore | |||
Image:LSjohnny1.GIF|There is a strong possibility I will end my life with a spree killing but I would not target women exclusively | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
===Words of [[Batshit|Wisdom]]=== | ===Words of [[Batshit|Wisdom]]=== | ||
[[File:NiceGuyFilms.png|thumb|right|Such [[nice guy|nice guys]]!]] | |||
[[File:If only women had no choice in who they had sex with, school shootings might be prevented.png|thumb|right|If only women were [[rape|forced to have sex with people]] by law, then maybe [[Elementary Nightmare Before Christmas|the Sandy Hook massacre]] might not have happened!]] | |||
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest4|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|One day, a loveshy man will not be content with gunning down a few women.| Mikey|if you are attractive, good sperm, then it's not rape.|e_i-2|to be raped, that's the gift of [[Typo|ulitmate]] control, complete dominance and complete submission.|e_i-2|Both of these cultures are patriarchal and anti-feminist.|Fschmidt|The only reason that a man pursues an American women is for sex.|Fschmidt|only make rape illegal if it is unprovoked|Fschmidt|rape is quite simply about filling a biological need|Fschmidt|They deserve to raped, I cannot concern myself with the pain|Fschmidt|a woman cannot say no. A no from a woman could be reported|Coby|a husband needs to be legally allowed to hit his wife|Mesian|Yes, in fact I do admire Cho, The Columbine Duo, George Sodini|Rammspieler|kill all women and replace them with female type androids|SociallyInept|killing women, and making a political statemnt can be very effective|SociallyInept|Women need to learn that being crul to men will have physical consequences.|SociallyInept|}}|border=white|background=white}}</center> | |||
===Documentary=== | |||
{{Main|Shy Boys IRL}} | |||
A student moviemaker became so morbidly fascinated with some of the members of Love-shy.com that it prompted her to make movie. | |||
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==The simple solution== | ==The simple solution== | ||
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==Links== | ==Links== | ||
*[http://www.love-shy.com/lsbb/index.php The site] | |||
*[http://robertperviscoquitlam.blogspot.com/ Love shy catch] (A mirror appears!) | |||
*<s>[http://789chan.org/L/res/433.html 789chan thread]</s> | |||
*[http://www.fstdt.com/Search.aspx FSTDT search] board: love-shy | |||
*[http://www.tinychan.org/topic/2820 Anontalk and Love-shy.com] | |||
*[http://www.love-shy.com/gilmartin_book/download.php?downloadbook=true Gilmartin's ''Shyness and Love''. Now you can read the damn thing and die alone.] | |||
[ | ==See also== | ||
*[[Misogyny]] | |||
[ | *[[Friend Zone]] | ||
*[[CoAlpha Reactionary Forum]] | |||
[ | *[[Chris-chan]] | ||
*[[George Sodini]] | |||
[ | *[[Friends of A-Log#ISLAVERDE29|ISLAVERDE29]] | ||
*[[Robert Wayne Stiles]] | |||
[ | *[[Virgin]] | ||
*[[Nice Guy]] | |||
*[[MRA|Men's rights activism]] | |||
*[[Forever Alone]] | |||
*[[An Hero]] | |||
*[[Marjan Siklic]] | |||
*[[Kiwi Farms]] | |||
*[[Elliot Rodger]] | |||
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[[Category:Abnormal_Psych]] | [[Category:Abnormal_Psych]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Incels]] | ||
{{Sites}} |
Latest revision as of 09:35, 26 December 2017
"Love-shy" is a special term for social anxiety disorder, a massive victim complex, and a possible hatred of all women, crossing over somewhat with the MGTOW community. It's not recognized as a legitimate diagnosis by anyone except for Dr. Brian Gilmartin, who's a fucking idiot relegated to teaching college out in rural Montana since his crazy book about this shit got him fired.
People who call themselves "Love-shy" are making an excuse for why no human being wants to talk to them, let alone fuck them. "Love-Shy" men avoid all possibility of rejection, because they have ceased any attempt to relate to other humans. This allows them to stay exactly the same, but thanks to Love-Shy, they get attention and pity from strangers on the internet which makes up for the fact that real people don't like them.
Love Shy: The Book
In 1987 Dr. Brian Gilmartin interviewed 300 extremely shy men, adult virgins, or something about their hopes, dreams, fears, and aspirations. Although Social Anxiety Disorder, shyness, social phobias, depression, Asspurger's syndrome, autism, and a whole slew of other non-imaginary psychological conditions are recognized and treatable, Dr. Gilmartin thought up a new term for their neurotic bullshit: Love-shyness.
Gilmartin suggested that none of the Love-shies' problems were their fault: their virginity was caused by society, mom and dad, football, genetics and astrology.
Gilmartin denied that the antidote to this problem was: 1.) talking to other human beings and 2.) seeking help from therapists, psychologists, or psychiatrists. Instead of a logical and sane path to not failing at life, he suggested that football be outlawed because football teams were guerrilla training camps for bullies, that shy people should get helper animals like blind people, that sex selection by aborting male fetuses could help shy men cope with fatherhood by not having to raise boys, and that shy people should become militant activists and picket with signs that literally described them as cowards.
In his research Gilmartin had also found sick fucks who fucked department store mannequins, dogs, and their own shit:
Love Shy: The Other Book
Talmer Shockley wrote a book called The Love-shy Survival Guide, which got him fired from his job as a "high tech researcher". He has also diagnosed himself with Asperger's. The Love-shy Survival Guide apparently says you should become Chris-chan or something by boosting your "attractiveness sphere."
Talmer has a website where he offers semi-decent advice, like brushing your teeth, having a job and not living in a disgusting cave full of garbage if you ever want to have sex with women. He tells you to fuck up your life a little more by finding a therapist who believes that "Love Shy" is a real disorder, and to wave the book in her face if she doesn't believe you. "She" being the operative word, for this must be a female therapist. Apparently, talking to a girl they like terrifies Love-Shy men, yet they have no trouble whatsoever telling their darkest secrets to a chick shrink. Talmer then suggests that you get the therapist to diagnose you with lots of other stuff so you can be even more special and have more things to baww about.
Am I Love-Shy?
Are you:
- A virgin?
- Afraid of showering?
- A frequenter of /b/?
- Boiling over with hatred for women?
- Friendless?
- Convinced that it's not you who's at fault, but society?
If you have answered yes to more than one of these questions, you are indeed love shy. It is now time for you to take the necessary actions to solve the problem, but if you are too cowardly then you can always join the Love Shy forum!
Love-Shy.com
The Love Shy forums are a containment zone for concentrated fail, where batshit insane fucktards run wild and talk about hating women, raping women, killing women, and George Sodini, a 50-year-old virgin who they all think is awesome because he shot a bunch of women. Some of them like to write cool essays about rape or how God Hates Fags. They're universally butthurt about circumcision beyond all logic and reason, and a bunch of them are atheists. The moderators are worse. 110% of the Love-Shy forums are idiots bitching about their easily-solved personal problems instead of doing something about it. The more you read, the more obvious it becomes that none of them want to change.
Here's a brief rundown about the people who inhabit the Love-shy forum. They're racist, sexist homophobes, the lot of them, and they're deeply unpleasant people. The following are short summaries of who they are, why they in particular suck, and various information about their real identities.
Witness the Glory
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Don't laugh at LS you insensitive fuck!
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Support for the Dating Challenged
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Banned for Trolling!
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Hey fellow Love-shys, maybe some pedofiles could help us out?
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How is "rape" rape?
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I don't hate them because they're gay, I hate them because they're gay...
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FUCK ME! or FUCK OFF!
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Dear Love Shy: I killed my dog by masturbating.
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There is a strong possibility I will end my life with a spree-killing but I would not target women exclusively.
Words of Wisdom
Previous Quote | Next Quote |
Documentary
Moar info: Shy Boys IRL.
A student moviemaker became so morbidly fascinated with some of the members of Love-shy.com that it prompted her to make movie.
The simple solution
Whores, my friend. Whores. Not "cam whores" or "attention whores". Whores. The real thing. Just be careful to make a budget and stick to it.
Links
- The site
- Love shy catch (A mirror appears!)
789chan thread- FSTDT search board: love-shy
- Anontalk and Love-shy.com
- Gilmartin's Shyness and Love. Now you can read the damn thing and die alone.
See also
- Misogyny
- Friend Zone
- CoAlpha Reactionary Forum
- Chris-chan
- George Sodini
- ISLAVERDE29
- Robert Wayne Stiles
- Virgin
- Nice Guy
- Men's rights activism
- Forever Alone
- An Hero
- Marjan Siklic
- Kiwi Farms
- Elliot Rodger
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