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<p>Ever drank and entire bottle of NyQuil?
<p>Ever drank and entire bottle of NyQuil?
</p><p>Ever had to recite a long, dreary monologue?
</p><p>Ever had to recite a long, dreary monologue?
</p><p>Ever suffered sudden head death inflicted by a Hippo that fell from the penthouse of a skyscraper?
</p><p>Ever suffered sudden and irreversible cranial trauma inflicted by a hippo that fell from the penthouse of a skyscraper?
</p><p>You're not alone. <b>Frank'sVoice</b> not only has too, but has actually <i>become</i> the living embodiment of all those things - and he wants to share it all with you in a video.
</p><p>You're not alone. <b>Frank'sVoice</b> not only has undergone all of this, but has actually <i>become</i> the living embodiment of all those things - and he wants to share it all with you in a video.
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==Meet Frank'sVoice==
==Meet Frank'sVoice==
<p>Picture a stoner blurting out every random brainfart crossed with an uncharismatic amateur preacher numbly reading off a teleprompter.  
<p>Picture a stoner blurting out every random brainfart coupled with the disposition of an uncharismatic, amateur preacher numbly reading off a teleprompter.  
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<center><big>'''This is the real life result of using Charisma as a Dump Stat'''</big>
<center><big>'''This is the real life result of using Charisma as a Dump Stat'''</big>


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{{quote|Now, I Don't want to offend the Atheists...|Frank'sVoice's in a video about how [[you]] are doomed to fricassee in Satan's molten lava hot-tub until the end of time.}}</center>
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<p>One might criticise Frank'sVoice for his flat, lifeless tone. In his defence though, at least he has the decency to be as bored saying it as you are listening to it.
 
</p><p>But enough about his delivery, what about the content? Well, it should come as a shock to absolutely nobody to discover that he's a so-staunch-he-can't-be-reached-by-logic <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Creationist" title="Creationist">Creationist</a> with the imagination of a soggy gymsock and no thoughts in his head more complicated than "Gawd Dun It!"
{{quote|Now, I Don't want to offend the Atheists...|Frank'sVoice's in a video about how [[you]] are doomed to fricassee in Satan's molten lava hot tub until the end of time.}}
 
<p>One might criticise Frank'sVoice for his flat, lifeless tone. In his defence though, at least he has the decency to be at least as bored stating it as you are listening to it.
</p><p>But enough about his delivery, what about the content? Well, it should come as a shock to absolutely nobody to discover that he's a so-staunch-he-can't-be-reached-by-logic [[Creationist]] with the imagination of a soggy gymsock and no thoughts in his head more complicated than "Gawd Dun It!"
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<a name="Meet_his_Retarded_Spawn" id="Meet_his_Retarded_Spawn"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Meet his Retarded Spawn</span></h2>
 
==Meet his Retarded Spawn==
 
<p>Wherever Frank'sVoice appears, his two shadows, DebateFighter and DebateCrusher (aka Tweedledumb and Tweedledope) instantly appear. They exist only to parrot whatever Frank'sVoice says. In fact, the dumber something Frank says is, the more likely DF/DC are to pop up like a bad smell.
<p>Wherever Frank'sVoice appears, his two shadows, DebateFighter and DebateCrusher (aka Tweedledumb and Tweedledope) instantly appear. They exist only to parrot whatever Frank'sVoice says. In fact, the dumber something Frank says is, the more likely DF/DC are to pop up like a bad smell.
</p><p>Making one (or both) of them appear is the world's easiest Atheist magic trick. Just disagree with something Frank said in his video and instantly, DF/DC will appear and start burning incense at his altar and rebuking the heretics.
</p><p>Making one (or both) of them appear is the world's easiest Atheist magic trick. Just disagree with something Frank said in his video and instantly, DF/DC will appear and start burning incense at his altar and rebuking the heretics.
</p><p>That (plus DF/DC make the same grammar and spelling mistakes as Frank) make some suspect that DF/DC are Frank's sockpuppets. The other possibility - that there actually is a real person in the real world who genuinely thinks Frank is an amazing genius full of wisdom - is too depressing to contemplate.  
</p><p>That (plus DF/DC make the same grammar and spelling mistakes as Frank) make some suspect that DF/DC are Frank's sockpuppets. The other possibility - that there actually is a real person in the real world who genuinely thinks Frank is an amazing genius full of wisdom - is far too depressing to contemplate.  
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<a name="Meet_his_Worst_Enemies" id="Meet_his_Worst_Enemies"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Meet his Worst Enemies</span></h2>
 
<p>Our Buddy Frank has a raging hardon for "Debating" with people waaaay smarter than himself. This presents two problems:
==Meet his Worst Enemies==
<p>Our Buddy Frank has a raging hardon for "Debating" with people waaaay more intelligent than himself. This presents two problems:
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<ol><li> A tennis shoes that dropped out of 4th grade could beat him in a game of checkers  
 
</li><li> Anyone who beats him in debate (read: everyone with whom he has ever debated) ends up on his shitlist
*A tennis shoe that dropped out of 4th grade could beat him in a game of checkers  
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*Anyone who beats him in debate (read: everyone with whom he has ever debated) ends up on his shitlist
<p>Frank (and his amazing socks) have an endlessly deep well of hatred for <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Thunderf00t" title="Thunderf00t">Thunderfootfetishist</a> and his sidekick dprJones. Despite the fact that either one is smarter and than Frank AND his spawn combined, Frank can't make a video without crowing about his greater wisdom and intellect; or taking a potshot at either one.
 
</p><p>Saddest of all was the "God is a Volcano" debacle.  Thunderf00t made a slightly above average satire video positing the that many of the manifestations of Old Testament Yahweh could be explained away by a Vocano fucking shit up. So How did Frank rebuke this?
 
<p>Frank (and his amazing socks) have an endlessly deep well of hatred for [[Thunderf00t|Thunderfootfetishist]] and his sidekick dprJones. Despite the fact that either one is smarter and than Frank AND his spawn combined, Frank can't make a video without crowing about his greater wisdom and intellect; or taking a potshot at either one.
</p><p>Saddest of all was the "God is a Volcano" debacle.  Thunderf00t made a slightly above average satire video positing the that many of the manifestations of Old Testament Yahweh could be explained away by a Volcano fucking shit up. So How did Frank rebuke this?
</p><p><i><b>"God is NOT a volcano...because that's stupid...because Thunderf00t is stupid...because only somebody stupid would say that God is a volcano. QED. LOL."'</b></i>
</p><p><i><b>"God is NOT a volcano...because that's stupid...because Thunderf00t is stupid...because only somebody stupid would say that God is a volcano. QED. LOL."'</b></i>
</p><p>Yeah. That was his rebuttal. Now imaging it took him 6 1/2 minutes of snoreworthy droning to make that point (mostly by repeating several variations on it in his dull, droning voice).
</p><p>Yeah. That was his rebuttal, because nothing, ''nothing'', beats circular logic. Now imaging it took him 6 1/2 minutes of snoreworthy droning to make that point (mostly by repeating several variations on it in his dull, droning voice).
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<td><center><big><big><b>Imma gonna rebut you with Whiny Captions!</b></big></big></center><br />
<center><big>'''Imma gonna rebut you with Whiny Captions!'''</big>
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{{quote|LAWR?|Frank'sVoice's strongest rebuttal in the entire video.}}
 
 
<p>[[TL;DR]], we have [[Thunderf00t]] raising accusations of Frank false-flagging, abusing DMCA notices and generally being a pool of emo piss, and Frank responds:  <i><b>"You are lying! You are a liar! You are a lying liar who lies!  What's that....LAWR? You silly British Guy... saying American words all wrong because you has a British Accent when you says it. Hahaha. You saying word wrong proves you are dumb...and a liar."</b></i>
</p><p>That's it. That's the caliber of Frank'sVoice. It makes you long for the scintillating wit of [[Geerup]].
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==On the Plus Side==
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<p>Yeah, Frank never met an idea he could understand or articulate gracefully; but he's not all bad. He leaves the comments open on all his videos. Wow... wonder how long that'll remain the case.
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</td><td valign="middle" style="overflow:hidden; padding:0 1em; text-align:left; font-style:italic;"> &nbsp;<br /><big><big>"LAWR?"</big></big><br />&nbsp;
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<td colspan="3"> <p style="font-size:85%; line-height:1em; text-align:right"><cite style="font-style:normal;">—-- Frank'sVoice's strongest rebuttal in the entire video.</cite></p>
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<p>TL;DR, we have <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Thunderf00t" title="Thunderf00t">Thunderf00t</a> raising accusations of Frank false-flagging, abusing the DMCA abuse and generally being a pool of emo piss, and Frank responds:  <i><b>"You are lying! You are a liar! You are a lying liar who lies!  What's that....LAWR? You silly British Guy... saying American words all wrong because you has a British Accent when you says it. Hahaha. You saying word wrong proves you are dumb...and a liar."</b></i>
</p><p>That's it. That's the caliber of Frank'sVoice. It makes you long for the scintillating wit of <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Geerup" title="Geerup">Geerup</a>.
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<a name="On_the_Plus_Side" id="On_the_Plus_Side"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">On the Plus Side</span></h2>
<p>Yeah, Frank never met an idea he could understand or articulate gracefully; But he's not all bad. He leaves the comments open on all his videos. Wow... wonder how long that'll stay the case.
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<center>'<b>Want more Creationist Troll Aktion?'</b></center>
==The Circlejerk of Creationist Trolls==
<center><big><i><b>BEHOLD! the Circlejerk of Creationist Trolls!</b></i></big></center>
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<center><big><u><tt><i><b><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Geerup" title="Geerup">Geerup</a>...<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/NephilimFree" title="NephilimFree">NephilimFree</a>...<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ShockofGod" title="ShockofGod">ShockofGod</a>...<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TruthfulChristian" title="TruthfulChristian">TruthfulChristian</a>...<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/VenomFangX" title="VenomFangX">VenomFangX</a>...<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Yokeup" title="Yokeup">Yokeup</a></b></i></tt></u></big></center>
<center>''''Want more Creationist Troll Aktion?''''</center>
<center><big>'''''BEHOLD! the Circlejerk of Creationist Trolls!'''''</big></center>
<center><tt>'''''[[Geerup]]....[[NephilimFree]]...[[Frank'sVoice]]....[[ShockofGod]]...[[TruthfulChristian]]....[[VenomFangX]]...[[Yokeup]]....[[YouLoveMolly]]'''''</tt></center>
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<a name="See_Also" id="See_Also"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span></h2>
<ul><li> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Creationists" title="Creationists" class="mw-redirect">Creationists</a>
</li><li> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Christfag" title="Christfag" class="mw-redirect">Christfag</a>
</li><li> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Geerup" title="Geerup">Geerup</a>
</li><li> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/JezuzFreek777" title="JezuzFreek777">JezuzFreek777</a>
</li><li> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/VenomfangX" title="VenomfangX" class="mw-redirect">VenomfangX</a>
</li><li> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Victim_Complex" title="Victim Complex" class="mw-redirect">Victim Complex</a>
</li><li> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Unwarranted_Self-Importance" title="Unwarranted Self-Importance">Unwarranted Self-Importance</a>
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&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Martin_Ssempa" title="Martin Ssempa">Martin Ssempa</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Superdemon-Inuyasha" title="Superdemon-Inuyasha">Superdemon-Inuyasha</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tony48219" title="Tony48219">Tony48219</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hal_Turner" title="Hal Turner">Hal Turner</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts" title="The Jewnited States of Americunts">The USA</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/VenomFangX" title="VenomFangX">VenomFangX</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Myah_Walker" title="Myah Walker">Myah Walker</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Juliana_Wetmore" title="Juliana Wetmore">Juliana Wetmore</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Reverend_X" title="Reverend X">Reverend X</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Xiao-Feng-Fury" title="Xiao-Feng-Fury">Xiao-Feng-Fury</a>
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<div style="font-weight: bold; font-variant:small-caps; font-size:115%">Beliefs, Events, Traditions and Other Drama <span class="co;&#91;-];&#91;+];0;beliefsChristtemp;black"></span></div>
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<p><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anti-semitism" title="Anti-semitism">Anti-Semitism</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Apocalypse" title="Apocalypse">The Apocalypse</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bible" title="Bible">The Bible</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Catholic" title="Catholic">Catholicism</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Censorship" title="Censorship">Censorship</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Conservapedia" title="Conservapedia">Conservapedia</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Creationism" title="Creationism" class="mw-redirect">Creationism</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Christian_Boy_Love_Forum" title="Christian Boy Love Forum">Christian Boy Love Forum</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Christian_Spanking_Blogs" title="Christian Spanking Blogs">Christian Spanking Blogs</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Christian_forums" title="Christian forums" class="mw-redirect">Christian forums</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Christian_Teen_Forums" title="Christian Teen Forums">Christian Teen Forums</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Christian_furries" title="Christian furries" class="mw-redirect">Christian furries</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Christmas" title="Christmas">Christmas</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Crusades" title="The Crusades">The Crusades</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Church_of_Fudge" title="Church of Fudge">Church of Fudge</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/EQ2Flames" title="EQ2Flames">EQ2Flames</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ex-Gay" title="Ex-Gay">Ex-Gays</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Genocide" title="Genocide">Genocide</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/God_hates_fags" title="God hates fags">God hates fags</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/GodJesus" title="GodJesus">GodJesus</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Heaven" title="Heaven">Heaven</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Holocaust" title="The Holocaust" class="mw-redirect">The Holocaust</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Homophobia" title="Homophobia">Homophobia</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hyldenism" title="Hyldenism">Hyldenism</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Intelligent_Design" title="Intelligent Design" class="mw-redirect">Intelligent Design</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/JESUS_CHRIST_IT%27S_A_LION_GET_IN_THE_CAR!" title="JESUS CHRIST IT&#39;S A LION GET IN THE CAR!">JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jesus_is_Hitler" title="Jesus is Hitler">Jesus is Hitler</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jesus_is_Savior" title="Jesus is Savior">Jesus is Savior</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jesus_Tortilla" title="Jesus Tortilla">Jesus Tortilla</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/KKK" title="KKK">The KKK</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mormon" title="Mormon">Mormonism</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Objectiveministries" title="Objectiveministries">Objectiveministries</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Purity_Ball" title="Purity Ball">Purity Ball</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pro_life" title="Pro life" class="mw-redirect">Pro life</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Quiverfull" title="Quiverfull">Quiverfull</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rangerphile" title="Rangerphile">Rangerphiles</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Raptor_Jesus" title="Raptor Jesus">Raptor Jesus</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Republican" title="Republican">Republicans</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Rapture" title="The Rapture">The Rapture</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Slavery" title="Slavery">Slavery</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Snopes" title="Snopes">Snopes</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Transphobia" title="Transphobia">Transphobia</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Visions" title="Visions">Visions</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Xxxchurch" title="Xxxchurch">Xxxchurch</a>
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<div style="font-weight: bold; font-variant:small-caps; font-size:115%">Pissing Off the Almighty <span class="co;&#91;-];&#91;+];0;pissingoffChristtemp;black"></span></div>
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<p><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Abortion" title="Abortion">Abortion</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bestiality" title="Bestiality">Bestiality</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Black_metal" title="Black metal" class="mw-redirect">Black metal</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Evolution" title="Evolution">Evolution</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Homosexuality" title="Homosexuality">Homosexuality</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Liberalism" title="Liberalism">Liberalism</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Masturbation" title="Masturbation" class="mw-redirect">Masturbation</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pornography" title="Pornography" class="mw-redirect">Pornography</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Satanism" title="Satanism" class="mw-redirect">Satanism</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Suicide" title="Suicide">Suicide</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Transgender" title="Transgender">Transgenderism</a>
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<div style="font-weight: bold; font-variant:small-caps; font-size:115%">Heathens <span class="co;&#91;-];&#91;+];0;heathensChristtemp;black"></span></div>
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<p><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Agnosticism" title="Agnosticism">Agnostics</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Atheist" title="Atheist">Atheists</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fagnostic" title="Fagnostic">Fagnostics</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jew" title="Jew">Jews</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Islam" title="Islam">Muslims</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pagan" title="Pagan">Pagans</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Satan" title="Satan">Satan</a>
&bull; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Wicca" title="Wicca">Wiccans</a>
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==See Also==
<th style="width: 152px" rowspan="3"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:Poemo.jpg" class="image" title="This man has died alone."><img alt="This man has died alone." src="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1f/Poemo.jpg" width="152" height="172" border="0" /></a>
 
</th><th style="background-color: #AAAAAA; -moz-border-radius: 18px"><big><b>Those Who Have Died Alone</b></big>
*[[Creationists]]
<p><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anna_Nicole_Smith" title="Anna Nicole Smith">Anna Nicole Smith</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Brandon_Crisp" title="Brandon Crisp">Brandon Crisp</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Charmaine_Dragun" title="Charmaine Dragun">Charmaine Dragun</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Codey_Porter" title="Codey Porter">Codey Porter</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/George_Sodini" title="George Sodini">George Sodini</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Heath_Ledger" title="Heath Ledger">Heath Ledger</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lilo" title="Lilo" class="mw-redirect">Lilo</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Megan_Meier" title="Megan Meier">Megan Meier</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Michael_Jackson" title="Michael Jackson" class="mw-redirect">Michael Jackson</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mitchell_Henderson" title="Mitchell Henderson">Mitchell Henderson</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Otoya_Yamaguchi" title="Otoya Yamaguchi">Otoya Yamaguchi</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ricardo_Lopez" title="Ricardo Lopez">Ricardo Lopez</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ripper" title="Ripper">Ripper</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rudolph_Zurick" title="Rudolph Zurick">Rudolph Zurick</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shawn_Woolley" title="Shawn Woolley">Shawn Woolley</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tyler_Dumstorf" title="Tyler Dumstorf">Tyler Dumstorf</a>
*[[Christfag]]
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*[[Geerup]]
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*[[JezuzFreek777]]
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*[[VenomfangX]]
<th style="background-color: #AAAAAA; -moz-border-radius: 18px"><big><b>Those Dying Alone</b></big>
*[[Victim Complex]]
<p><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ahotwheelscar" title="Ahotwheelscar">Ahotwheelscar</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Alex_Ford" title="Alex Ford">Alex Ford</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous_Borg" title="Anonymous Borg">Anonymous Borg</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Argent009" title="Argent009">Argent009</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Arguecat_Weightloss_Challenge" title="The Arguecat Weightloss Challenge">Arguecat3</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bikerfox" title="Bikerfox">Bikerfox</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bob_Rehahn" title="Bob Rehahn">Bob Rehahn</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ByAppointmentTo" title="ByAppointmentTo">ByAppointmentTo</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan" title="Chris-chan">Chris-chan</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chuck_and_Naomi" title="Chuck and Naomi">Chuck M.</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/David_Hockey" title="David Hockey">David Hockey</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/DBoyWheeler" title="DBoyWheeler">DBoyWheeler</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Deeker" title="Deeker">Deeker</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Edarem" title="Edarem">Edarem</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_fat_guy" title="Epic fat guy">Epic fat guy</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fagolescence" title="Fagolescence">Fagolescents</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fat_Man" title="Fat Man">Fat Man</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Faust_%26_Pory" title="Faust &amp; Pory" class="mw-redirect">Faust &amp; Pory</a>☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/GoddessMillenia" title="GoddessMillenia">GoddessMillenia</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jonmon" title="Jonmon">Jonmon</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kevin_Havens" title="Kevin Havens">Kevin Havens</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kimmo_Johan_Alm" title="Kimmo Johan Alm">Kimmo Johan Alm</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lecarick" title="Lecarick">Lecarick</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Nathan_Gale" title="Nathan Gale">Nathan Gale</a> ☠  <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Nullcherri" title="User:Nullcherri">Nullcherri</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pit_Viper" title="Pit Viper">Pit Viper</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ricki_Raven" title="Ricki Raven">Ricki Raven</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rootbrian" title="Rootbrian">Rootbrian</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sceptre" title="Sceptre">Sceptre</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Snapesnogger" title="Snapesnogger">Snapesnogger</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Superlisamcb" title="Superlisamcb">Superlisamcb</a> ☠ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100911103737/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ulillillia" title="Ulillillia">Ulillillia</a>
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
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This article may cause you to facepalm, because Crazy Creationist Troll is Crazy. Feel free to Send Him to the God He Wishes he Knew.


Ever drank and entire bottle of NyQuil?

Ever had to recite a long, dreary monologue?

Ever suffered sudden and irreversible cranial trauma inflicted by a hippo that fell from the penthouse of a skyscraper?

You're not alone. Frank'sVoice not only has undergone all of this, but has actually become the living embodiment of all those things - and he wants to share it all with you in a video.

Meet Frank'sVoice

Picture a stoner blurting out every random brainfart coupled with the disposition of an uncharismatic, amateur preacher numbly reading off a teleprompter.

This is the real life result of using Charisma as a Dump Stat



   
 
Now, I Don't want to offend the Atheists...
 

 
 

—Frank'sVoice's in a video about how you are doomed to fricassee in Satan's molten lava hot tub until the end of time.

One might criticise Frank'sVoice for his flat, lifeless tone. In his defence though, at least he has the decency to be at least as bored stating it as you are listening to it.

But enough about his delivery, what about the content? Well, it should come as a shock to absolutely nobody to discover that he's a so-staunch-he-can't-be-reached-by-logic Creationist with the imagination of a soggy gymsock and no thoughts in his head more complicated than "Gawd Dun It!"

Meet his Retarded Spawn

Wherever Frank'sVoice appears, his two shadows, DebateFighter and DebateCrusher (aka Tweedledumb and Tweedledope) instantly appear. They exist only to parrot whatever Frank'sVoice says. In fact, the dumber something Frank says is, the more likely DF/DC are to pop up like a bad smell.

Making one (or both) of them appear is the world's easiest Atheist magic trick. Just disagree with something Frank said in his video and instantly, DF/DC will appear and start burning incense at his altar and rebuking the heretics.

That (plus DF/DC make the same grammar and spelling mistakes as Frank) make some suspect that DF/DC are Frank's sockpuppets. The other possibility - that there actually is a real person in the real world who genuinely thinks Frank is an amazing genius full of wisdom - is far too depressing to contemplate.

Meet his Worst Enemies

Our Buddy Frank has a raging hardon for "Debating" with people waaaay more intelligent than himself. This presents two problems:

  • A tennis shoe that dropped out of 4th grade could beat him in a game of checkers
  • Anyone who beats him in debate (read: everyone with whom he has ever debated) ends up on his shitlist


Frank (and his amazing socks) have an endlessly deep well of hatred for Thunderfootfetishist and his sidekick dprJones. Despite the fact that either one is smarter and than Frank AND his spawn combined, Frank can't make a video without crowing about his greater wisdom and intellect; or taking a potshot at either one.

Saddest of all was the "God is a Volcano" debacle. Thunderf00t made a slightly above average satire video positing the that many of the manifestations of Old Testament Yahweh could be explained away by a Volcano fucking shit up. So How did Frank rebuke this?

"God is NOT a volcano...because that's stupid...because Thunderf00t is stupid...because only somebody stupid would say that God is a volcano. QED. LOL."'

Yeah. That was his rebuttal, because nothing, nothing, beats circular logic. Now imaging it took him 6 1/2 minutes of snoreworthy droning to make that point (mostly by repeating several variations on it in his dull, droning voice).


Imma gonna rebut you with Whiny Captions!



   
 
LAWR?
 

 
 

—Frank'sVoice's strongest rebuttal in the entire video.


TL;DR, we have Thunderf00t raising accusations of Frank false-flagging, abusing DMCA notices and generally being a pool of emo piss, and Frank responds: "You are lying! You are a liar! You are a lying liar who lies! What's that....LAWR? You silly British Guy... saying American words all wrong because you has a British Accent when you says it. Hahaha. You saying word wrong proves you are dumb...and a liar."

That's it. That's the caliber of Frank'sVoice. It makes you long for the scintillating wit of Geerup.

On the Plus Side

Yeah, Frank never met an idea he could understand or articulate gracefully; but he's not all bad. He leaves the comments open on all his videos. Wow... wonder how long that'll remain the case.


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