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[[image: Dieselducy.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0lUbBWYIVI Perfectly normal] asspie. | [[image: Dieselducy.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0lUbBWYIVI Perfectly normal] asspie. Note his [[mongoloid]] appearance.]]'''Elevator Filming''' (also known as '''elevator photography''', even though they take videos) is a recent phenomenon on YouTube involving an entire community of users who are dedicated to making videos of elevators. Most of them have no lives apart from arguing over elevator companies and who manufactured the buttons in elevators. | ||
Elevator filmers are [[Aspie|Aspies]] who have [[No_life|absolutely no lives]]. In addition to filming elevators, some users even film escalators, however most elevator "[[Retard|fans]]" believe that escalators are inferior to the great and glorious elevator. | Elevator filmers are [[Aspie|Aspies]] who have [[No_life|absolutely no lives]]. In addition to filming elevators, some users even film escalators, however most elevator "[[Retard|fans]]" believe that escalators are inferior to the great and glorious elevator. | ||
==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
If you ever had the urge to watch [[Pedophile|grown men]] or [[Shota|young boys]] ride elevators over and over and over, or perhaps wanted nothing more in life than to have one (or both) of those groups narrate a video about a small box that moves up and down, are you in for [[Shit|a treat]]. Most elevator videos feature [[over 9000]] hours of thrilling conversations and narration about the type of elevator and the manufacturer of [[Stupid|extremely important]] items such as the buttons or floor indicator inside. Get ready for thrills like "the door closes when you press the door close button" and commentary on the loudness of fans. | If you ever had the urge to watch [[Pedophile|grown men]] or [[Shota|young boys]] ride elevators over and over and over, or perhaps wanted nothing more in life than to have one (or both) of those groups narrate a video about a small box that moves up and down, are you in for [[Shit|a treat]]. Most elevator videos feature [[over 9000]] hours of thrilling conversations and narration about the type of elevator and the manufacturer of [[Stupid|extremely important]] items such as [[Shit no one cares about|the buttons or floor indicator inside.]] Get ready for thrills like "[[Captain Obvious|the door closes when you press the door close button]]" and [[Earrape|commentary on the loudness of fans.]] | ||
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;I GOT A REAL-LIVE-TRAIN-ENGINE, HIS NAME IS DIESELDUCY | |||
|<youtube>mMB79427Ruw</youtube> | |<youtube>mMB79427Ruw</youtube> | ||
;It's dieselducy time. | |||
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;Holy shit, it's an elevator!!!11! | |||
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;Holy shit, it's another elevator! | |||
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A lot of elevator videos are filmed [[Illegal|illegally]], and occasionally the [[Cops|mall cops]] <s>squash the elevator fan's free speech</s> toss these [[faggots]] out of the mall for riding in elevators they shouldn't be in. | '''''A lot of elevator videos are filmed [[Illegal|illegally]], and occasionally the [[Cops|mall cops]] <s>squash the elevator fan's free speech</s> toss these [[faggots]] out of the mall for riding in elevators they shouldn't be in. ''''' | ||
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|MY ELEVATOR FILMERS DON'T BELIEVE IN PSYCHICS!!!! THEY LIE! MISS CLEO IS A DIRT BAG! MY ELEVATOR FILMERS ARE GOING TO TAKE A BULLDOZER, KOCK YOUR FANTASYALND DOWN AND REPLACE IT WITH CORPORATIONS!!!! NOW CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT!!!! | [http://www.youtube.com/user/Streetcar1743 Streetcar1743] | |MY ELEVATOR FILMERS DON'T BELIEVE IN PSYCHICS!!!! THEY LIE! MISS CLEO IS A DIRT BAG! MY ELEVATOR FILMERS ARE GOING TO TAKE A BULLDOZER, KOCK YOUR FANTASYALND DOWN AND REPLACE IT WITH CORPORATIONS!!!! NOW CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT!!!! | [http://www.youtube.com/user/Streetcar1743 Streetcar1743] | ||
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==Drama== | <!-- ==Drama== private vid | ||
Of | Of course there is always drama when you get a group of perfectly normal people together sharing a common interest. | ||
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==Toilet Community== | |||
Some members of the elevator filming community also film toilets. Yes, some people actually ''do'' film toilets. These people are even more lifeless and pathetic than elevator filmers, and are often more trollable. Some examples are crapper1 and elevatorsonly. --> | |||
==List of Losers== | |||
*{{yt|dieselducy}} - the gay rainbow train. His play-train is also pretty gay. He also sounds more gay than that russian friend of niko's of GTA 4 | |||
*{{yt|crapper1}} The name says it all. | |||
*{{yt|musicfreakcc}} - flaming gay boi | |||
*{{yt|CaptainElevator42189}} - Not a real captain. | |||
*{{yt|ih8escalators}} - your typical hyperactive twat | |||
*{{yt|streetcar1743}} - [[Pedobear|old filmer]], desires to be trolled | |||
*{{yt|patricknedz}} - [[retard]] of the elevator community | |||
*{{yt|dea41396returns}} - elevator community [[bitch]] | |||
*{{yt|jimster586}} - The number at the end is how many elevators he has molested. | |||
*{{yt|gluse}} - With Gluse you lose | |||
*{{yt|jaymietreadwell}} - [[United_States_of_Australia|aussie]] who will BAWWW over the smallest bit of spam | |||
*{{yt|hissen12}} - can only talk in [[Sweden|moonspeak]] | |||
*{{yt|thegrudge58}} - Able to shoot his elevator videos in slo-mo, because he is so fat that the elevators run at a quarter speed | |||
*{{yt|thyssenelevator95}} - ThyssenKrupp's little bitch | |||
*{{yt|alpaljl}} - yet another flaming gay [[Twink|boi]] | |||
*{{yt|SchindlerHaughton}} - So lazy that he had to resort to using an elevator brand as his username. | |||
*{{yt|elevatorsonly}} - His username is bullshit. | |||
*{{yt|suzzex suzzex}} - another flaming gay boi (can't you tell by his voice?) | |||
*{{yt|TheElevatorChannel}} - some loser from [[Missouri|Missourrah]] | |||
==Links== | |||
*[http://dieselducy.com/ dieselducy.com] | |||
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Fuckelevators youtube.com/user/Fuckelevators] | |||
*[http://forum.skyscrapersim.com/ Virtual elevator software forums] | |||
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Elevator Filming (also known as elevator photography, even though they take videos) is a recent phenomenon on YouTube involving an entire community of users who are dedicated to making videos of elevators. Most of them have no lives apart from arguing over elevator companies and who manufactured the buttons in elevators.
Elevator filmers are Aspies who have absolutely no lives. In addition to filming elevators, some users even film escalators, however most elevator "fans" believe that escalators are inferior to the great and glorious elevator.
Videos
If you ever had the urge to watch grown men or young boys ride elevators over and over and over, or perhaps wanted nothing more in life than to have one (or both) of those groups narrate a video about a small box that moves up and down, are you in for a treat. Most elevator videos feature over 9000 hours of thrilling conversations and narration about the type of elevator and the manufacturer of extremely important items such as the buttons or floor indicator inside. Get ready for thrills like "the door closes when you press the door close button" and commentary on the loudness of fans.
- I GOT A REAL-LIVE-TRAIN-ENGINE, HIS NAME IS DIESELDUCY
Previous Video | Next Video
A lot of elevator videos are filmed illegally, and occasionally the mall cops squash the elevator fan's free speech toss these faggots out of the mall for riding in elevators they shouldn't be in.
Good Elevator Filming
A type of elevator filming called "Elevator Surfing" exists that's not complete faggotry. Elevator Surfing involves making your way onto the top of the elevator (sometimes jumping from one elevator to another) and trying to not get yourself killed in the process. Naturally, the people listed on this page are too pussy to ever do something so hardcore.
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List of Losers
dieselducy - the gay rainbow train. His play-train is also pretty gay. He also sounds more gay than that russian friend of niko's of GTA 4- crapper1 The name says it all.
- musicfreakcc - flaming gay boi
- CaptainElevator42189 - Not a real captain.
- ih8escalators - your typical hyperactive twat
- streetcar1743 - old filmer, desires to be trolled
- patricknedz - retard of the elevator community
- dea41396returns - elevator community bitch
- jimster586 - The number at the end is how many elevators he has molested.
- gluse - With Gluse you lose
- jaymietreadwell - aussie who will BAWWW over the smallest bit of spam
- hissen12 - can only talk in moonspeak
- thegrudge58 - Able to shoot his elevator videos in slo-mo, because he is so fat that the elevators run at a quarter speed
- thyssenelevator95 - ThyssenKrupp's little bitch
- alpaljl - yet another flaming gay boi
- SchindlerHaughton - So lazy that he had to resort to using an elevator brand as his username.
- elevatorsonly - His username is bullshit.
- suzzex suzzex suzzex - another flaming gay boi (can't you tell by his voice?)
- TheElevatorChannel - some loser from Missourrah
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Elevator Filming is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |