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[[File:Coalpha.jpg|thumb|right|Typical CoAlpha Male]]
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The CoAlpha Reactionary Forum, or the CoAlpha Brotherhood, is a forum for [[retard|pseudo-biologists and evolutionary experts]] to ponder on what makes [[whores|females]] tick. Containing many of our favorite [[losers|incels]] from [[LoveShy.com]], the site is a great source of [[tard rage|retard babble]] and [[lol|lulz]]. Their use of words like "alpha" and "beta" is a good indicator that they don't know anything about anthropology. Humans don't live in packs and never have. Ironically, if the users of this site were placed in an environment of [[niggers|hierarchical social animals]], they would be the last to eat, never mate, and have the shit kicked out of them by Alphas to relieve stress. As everything about their lives and personalities matches the definition of omega, they created the term "CoAlpha" to avoid the negative association that beta or omega would bring. The term is not used within Ethology or any form of science. The idea behind "CoAlpha" is that desirable men get all the attractive women, while the rejects of society get none. (Like this hasn't been known for ages.) The purpose of CoAlpha is for Omega males to team up and distribute the women fairly in order to further human society. Because every socially awkward, unattractive retard should reproduce. That's the theory behind eugenics, right?
The CoAlpha Reactionary Forum, or the CoAlpha Brotherhood, is a forum for [[retard|pseudo-biologists and evolutionary experts]] to ponder on what makes [[whores|females]] tick. Containing many of our favorite [[losers|incels]] from [[LoveShy.com]], the site is a great source of [[tard rage|retard babble]] and [[lol|lulz]]. Their use of words like "alpha" and "beta" is a good indicator that they don't know anything about anthropology. Humans don't live in packs and never have. Ironically, if the users of this site were placed in an environment of [[niggers|hierarchical social animals]], they would be the last to eat, never mate, and have the shit kicked out of them by Alphas to relieve stress. As everything about their lives and personalities matches the definition of omega, they created the term "CoAlpha" to avoid the negative association that beta or omega would bring. The term is not used within Ethology or any form of science. The idea behind "CoAlpha" is that desirable men get all the attractive women, while the [[you|rejects of society]] get none. (Like this hasn't been known for ages.) The purpose of CoAlpha Reactionary Forum is for Omega, oh I'm sorry, "CoAlpha" males to team up and [[slavery|distribute the women fairly]] in order to further human society. Because every socially awkward, unattractive retard should reproduce.  


==Users==
==Users==
Most of the users of CoAlpha brotherhood have [[NEET|little to no working experience, no connections, no certifications, no degree, basically nothing of value to the world]] and yet have the nerve to act like they're some kind of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|divine geniuses]] who deserve high paying jobs. Lets take a look at some of the more prominent members, shall we?
'''Fschmidt''':
'''Fschmidt''':
Fschmidt, real name Franklin Richard Schmidt, created the CoAlpha site after deciding that Loveshy wasn't [[autism|autistic]] and [[rape|rapey]] enough. He became known on loveshy for his long ass angry ramblings on why rape should be legal. He believes that the pain of being horny and not getting pussy far outweighs the trauma that rape brings to the victim. Horrifyingly enough, he actually got some poor beaner to marry him and has two children. While single, Fschmidt bragged about seeing prostitutes regularly with a bizarre sense of pride. He is the sole employee of Nabble Inc, a free embeddable forum where he hosts Co-Alpha. Apparently, he is or once was the Chief Technology Officer of NexTag, who he holds two patents with, and also the co-founder.  
Fschmidt, real name Franklin Richard Schmidt, created the CoAlpha site after deciding that Loveshy wasn't [[autism|autistic]] and [[rape|rapey]] enough. He became known on loveshy for his long ass angry ramblings on why rape should be legal. You see, Fschidt believes that the pain of being horny and not getting [[pussy]] far outweighs the trauma that rape brings to the victim. Horrifyingly enough, he actually got some poor [[beaner]] to marry him and has [[child abuse|two children]]. While single, Fschmidt bragged about seeing [[prostitutes]] regularly with a bizarre sense of pride. He is the sole employee of Nabble Inc, a free embeddable forum where he hosts Co-Alpha. Apparently, he is or once was the Chief Technology Officer of NexTag, who he holds two patents with, and also the co-founder.  


'''thatincelblogger''': AKA Caamib. It's [[Marjan Siklic|Marjan]]. Good old Marjan. He tried to have [[incest|sex with his mother]] and thinks he's morally superior than everyone who has gf.
'''thatincelblogger''': AKA Caamib. It's [[Marjan Siklic|Marjan]]. Good old Marjan. He tried to have [[incest|sex with his mother]] and thinks he's morally superior than everyone who has gf.


'''Cornfed''': Typical pathetic white fag with [[yellow fever]]. Like most members of the forum, he is openly racist despite his [[asian]] fetishism. [[truth|He is quite possibly one of the more violent and psychopathic members of the site]]. He frequently advocates rape and violence towards women with no attempt to disguise his beliefs.  
'''Cornfed''': One of the more insane members, which is saying a lot. Surprisingly, he's an accrual Asian man who considers the white man snatching up his women to be some sort of [[cuck|victory for his people]]. He seems to have lived in the west before, given his [[Elliot Rodger]] level of hatred for western women.
 
'''Humanity''': One of the forums [[white supremacist]] members. Humanity is stuck in an internal conflict, as his [[racism]] forbids him from having a submissive azn [[waifu]]. Like all [[nazi|white supremacists]], he worships Asians and has a fetish for Asian women.  


'''Humanity''': One of the forums white supremest members. (Noticing a pattern here?) Fschmidt, being [[Jewish]], has taken some slight issue with him. Despite bumping heads, they are still united in their creepy fuckery. Humanity is stuck in an internal conflict, as his racism forbids him from having a submissive azn waifu.
==How to Troll Them==
*"I'm a decent guy, and I have a [[girlfriend]]."
*Be a female
*Pretend to be a female
*Ask about their [[homeless|work]] or [[none|education]]
*[[autism|"Why don't you just go outside and talk to women"?]]
*Ask them why they're on the computer 24/7 if they're so [[lie|hardworking and traditional]]
*"Not everyone was meant to reproduce, it's just natural selection"
*Ask them why they can't find wives if they're the experts on women
*[[Anime|Ask them how they gained their knowledge on eastern cultures]]
*Most users of this site hate blacks. Ask them why they get so angry about blacks preying on white women and pulling the "[[black dick|muh dick]]" when they do the exact same fucking thing to asian women.
*Remind them that their children wouldn't be white
*Ask them about their [[your mom|mothers]]


==Batshit Insanity==
==Batshit Insanity==
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File:Westrape.png|It should be legal to rape everyone I don't like.  
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Latest revision as of 04:07, 19 April 2016

Typical CoAlpha Male

The CoAlpha Reactionary Forum, or the CoAlpha Brotherhood, is a forum for pseudo-biologists and evolutionary experts to ponder on what makes females tick. Containing many of our favorite incels from LoveShy.com, the site is a great source of retard babble and lulz. Their use of words like "alpha" and "beta" is a good indicator that they don't know anything about anthropology. Humans don't live in packs and never have. Ironically, if the users of this site were placed in an environment of hierarchical social animals, they would be the last to eat, never mate, and have the shit kicked out of them by Alphas to relieve stress. As everything about their lives and personalities matches the definition of omega, they created the term "CoAlpha" to avoid the negative association that beta or omega would bring. The term is not used within Ethology or any form of science. The idea behind "CoAlpha" is that desirable men get all the attractive women, while the rejects of society get none. (Like this hasn't been known for ages.) The purpose of CoAlpha Reactionary Forum is for Omega, oh I'm sorry, "CoAlpha" males to team up and distribute the women fairly in order to further human society. Because every socially awkward, unattractive retard should reproduce.

Users

Most of the users of CoAlpha brotherhood have little to no working experience, no connections, no certifications, no degree, basically nothing of value to the world and yet have the nerve to act like they're some kind of divine geniuses who deserve high paying jobs. Lets take a look at some of the more prominent members, shall we?


Fschmidt: Fschmidt, real name Franklin Richard Schmidt, created the CoAlpha site after deciding that Loveshy wasn't autistic and rapey enough. He became known on loveshy for his long ass angry ramblings on why rape should be legal. You see, Fschidt believes that the pain of being horny and not getting pussy far outweighs the trauma that rape brings to the victim. Horrifyingly enough, he actually got some poor beaner to marry him and has two children. While single, Fschmidt bragged about seeing prostitutes regularly with a bizarre sense of pride. He is the sole employee of Nabble Inc, a free embeddable forum where he hosts Co-Alpha. Apparently, he is or once was the Chief Technology Officer of NexTag, who he holds two patents with, and also the co-founder.

thatincelblogger: AKA Caamib. It's Marjan. Good old Marjan. He tried to have sex with his mother and thinks he's morally superior than everyone who has gf.

Cornfed: One of the more insane members, which is saying a lot. Surprisingly, he's an accrual Asian man who considers the white man snatching up his women to be some sort of victory for his people. He seems to have lived in the west before, given his Elliot Rodger level of hatred for western women.

Humanity: One of the forums white supremacist members. Humanity is stuck in an internal conflict, as his racism forbids him from having a submissive azn waifu. Like all white supremacists, he worships Asians and has a fetish for Asian women.

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