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==Dramatica Events from | '''{{PAGENAME}}''', another year in drama. Sony gets hacked, ED goes down for over a month, ISIS happens, and the lulz almost dies with the near deaths of DOXBIN and TPB, plus the SJW infiltration of 4chan. Here's a look at its lulziest events through the cunning eyes of the [[dramacrat]]. | ||
Need a recap of what happened [[2013|last year]]? We've got you covered. | |||
==Dramatica Events from {{PAGENAME}}== | |||
[[image:Sue Basko Ad.jpg|135px|thumb|Attorney at lol.]] | |||
===January=== | ===January=== | ||
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*[[Ragnarok]] happened, apparently. | *[[Ragnarok]] happened, apparently. | ||
[[File:Monica Punk All Sad.jpg|115px|thumb|left|Stop bullying me, BAWW.]] | [[File:Monica Punk All Sad.jpg|115px|thumb|left|Stop bullying me, BAWW.]] | ||
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===April=== | ===April=== | ||
[[ | [[Image:Elliot Mlady.jpg|130px|thumb|M'lady.]] | ||
*[[Kimmy]], ("Aunt /b/") '''Queen of''' [[s4s/|'''<nowiki>[s4s]</nowiki>''']] visits the board on its birthday!! | |||
*[[Kimmy]], ("Aunt /b/") '''Queen of''' [[s4s/|'''<nowiki>[s4s]</nowiki>''']] visits the board on its birthday!! | |||
*A kid tries [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|shooting up his school with a knife]], failing to kill anyone (including himself). | *A kid tries [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|shooting up his school with a knife]], failing to kill anyone (including himself). | ||
*[[weev]] becomes a free man after his prison conviction gets vacated. He served 13 months of the 41 month sentence (he wasn't set to be released until [[Holy shit|January 2016]]). | *[[weev]] becomes a free man after his prison conviction gets vacated. He served 13 months of the 41 month sentence (he wasn't set to be released until [[Holy shit|January 2016]]). | ||
*Aspiring attorney at lol, acquaintance of Sue Basko, and enemy of the lulz [[Joseph Camp]] gets sent back to jail after allegedly violating his post-supervised release. | *Aspiring attorney at lol, acquaintance of Sue Basko, and enemy of the lulz [[Joseph Camp]] gets sent back to jail after allegedly violating his post-supervised release. | ||
*[[Windows|Windows XP]] joins the deathbed, ending its 12 years of life. | |||
===May=== | ===May=== | ||
*ED and its forums go down for over a month. An alarming rate of lulz withdrawals occur worldwide. | *ED and its forums go down for over a month. An alarming rate of lulz withdrawals occur worldwide. | ||
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===June=== | ===June=== | ||
[[image:Jason van dyke lulyer.jpeg|125px|thumb | [[image:Jason van dyke lulyer.jpeg|125px|thumb|Boy, ah tell you h'wut.]] | ||
[[image:Kys a thug.png|135px|thumb|left|#OpShadowrapz.]] | [[image:Kys a thug.png|135px|thumb|left|#OpShadowrapz.]] | ||
*EDiots band together and donate all their lunch money, trust funds, welfare income, and stolen credit cards in order to bring ED back online. Now with less ads and lulzier than ever! | *EDiots band together and donate all their lunch money, trust funds, welfare income, and stolen credit cards in order to bring ED back online. Now with less ads and lulzier than ever! | ||
*After getting [[v&]] in April, Deric Lostutter proceeds to fame-fag his way into the media spotlight by confirming his identity as [[KYAnonymous]], the leader of the [[OpRollRedRoll]] Anonymous hive. | *After getting [[v&]] in April, Deric Lostutter proceeds to fame-fag his way into the media spotlight by confirming his identity as [[KYAnonymous]], the leader of the [[OpRollRedRoll]] Anonymous hive. | ||
*Japan finally bans [[CP]]. | *Japan finally bans [[CP]]. | ||
*[[ | *[[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4qyBZch9f8juGiVW-E6abQ]] <span class=plainlinks>[http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4qyBZch9f8juGiVW-E6abQ '''LulzTalkRadio''']</span> airs its final episode. | ||
===July=== | ===July=== | ||
[[image:Michael Brown of Ferguson, Missouri.jpg|thumb|125px|Trayvon Martin reincarnated and killed all over again.]] | [[image:Michael Brown of Ferguson, Missouri.jpg|thumb|125px|Trayvon Martin reincarnated and killed all over again.]] | ||
[[file:Zoe_Quinn_Five.png|thumb|left|125px|Would you like fries with that?]] | [[file:Zoe_Quinn_Five.png|thumb|left|125px|Would you like fries with that?]] | ||
[[image:Isis_beheading_james_foley_3.png|125px|thumb|Not the way to get ahead in life.]] | [[image:Isis_beheading_james_foley_3.png|125px|thumb|Not the way to get ahead in life.]] | ||
[[image:Vivian-james-dance.gif|thumb|left|125px|Vivian James is born.]] | [[image:Vivian-james-dance.gif|thumb|left|125px|Vivian James is born.]] | ||
*Some guy starts a [http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad Kickstarter fund] to raise $10 to buy potato salad and ends up getting thousands of dollars in donations. It's currently reached $70,000, but then it [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ | |||
*Some guy starts a [http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad Kickstarter fund] to raise $10 to buy potato salad and ends up getting thousands of dollars in donations. It's currently reached $70,000, but then it [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/{{PAGENAME}}/07/10/potato-salad-kickstarter_n_5573913.html dropped to $44,000] the very next night. It closed with just under $55,500 pledged. | |||
*Incompetent lawyer [http://r000t.com/texas-attorney-threatens-opponents-with-death/ Jason Lee Van Dyke] (no, not [[Sue Basko]] this time) sues [[Pink Meth]] for being a "revenge porn" site, and ignorantly includes [[ED:TOR|Tor]] in the lulsuit for hosting it. Hilarious exchanges are had with the gun-totin', truck-drivin' [[redneck|Texan]] on Facebook and Twitter, which he ended up deleting in a failed attempt to erase his actions. He later realizes half of his stupidity and drops the suit against Tor. | *Incompetent lawyer [http://r000t.com/texas-attorney-threatens-opponents-with-death/ Jason Lee Van Dyke] (no, not [[Sue Basko]] this time) sues [[Pink Meth]] for being a "revenge porn" site, and ignorantly includes [[ED:TOR|Tor]] in the lulsuit for hosting it. Hilarious exchanges are had with the gun-totin', truck-drivin' [[redneck|Texan]] on Facebook and Twitter, which he ended up deleting in a failed attempt to erase his actions. He later realizes half of his stupidity and drops the suit against Tor. | ||
*The [[Jada|#Jadapose]] craze sweeps the nation after photos of a black girl's allegedly raped body are posted and subsequently mocked on the internet, sparking hashtags, trendy photos and dances, and butthurt feminism. | *The [[Jada|#Jadapose]] craze sweeps the nation after photos of a black girl's allegedly raped body are posted and subsequently mocked on the internet, sparking hashtags, trendy photos and dances, and butthurt feminism. | ||
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===August=== | ===August=== | ||
*18-year-old [[Nigger|Michael Brown]] is gunned down by white officer [[Hero|Darren Wilson]] after being caught on surveillance camera robbing a convenience store. The resulting chimpout declares it to be "[[Trayvon]] part 2," Anonymous fails with [[OpFerguson]] by incorrectly doxing the responsible cop before his name was outed, and a fundraiser which had been set up to help the brave officer relocate raises almost $200,000 in a mere 23 days. | *18-year-old [[Nigger|Michael Brown]] is gunned down by white officer [[Hero|Darren Wilson]] after being caught on surveillance camera robbing a convenience store. The resulting chimpout declares it to be "[[Trayvon]] part 2," Anonymous fails with [[OpFerguson]] by incorrectly doxing the responsible cop before his name was outed, and a fundraiser which had been set up to help the brave officer relocate raises almost $200,000 in a mere 23 days. | ||
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*US journalist [[James Foley]] becomes an international star after [[Anonymous]] supporting rapper L. Jinny beheads him live on video. A sequel starring Steven Sotloff followed shortly after. | *US journalist [[James Foley]] becomes an international star after [[Anonymous]] supporting rapper L. Jinny beheads him live on video. A sequel starring Steven Sotloff followed shortly after. | ||
*[[Robin Williams]] makes a bid for the [[Golden iPod]] by [[an hero|hanging himself]] at his home. His daughter quits the internet for good after trolls bombard her with [[shooped|fake]] pictures of her dead dad. | *[[Robin Williams]] makes a bid for the [[Golden iPod]] by [[an hero|hanging himself]] at his home. His daughter quits the internet for good after trolls bombard her with [[shooped|fake]] pictures of her dead dad. | ||
*[[Zoe Quinn]] fucks at least 5 different video game designers and journalists (some from pro-feminist website [[Kotaku]]) in exchange for positive reviews on the shitty text-based game she created. Feminazis and [[Nods Respectfully Toward You|SJWs]] immediately rush to her aid, including [[Phil Fish]], who suffered such an intense online raping that he closed both his Twitter and gaming company down out of butthurt. | *[[Zoe Quinn]] fucks at least 5 different video game designers and journalists (some like Nathan Grayson from pro-feminist website [[Kotaku]]) in exchange for positive reviews on [[Depression Quest]], the shitty text-based game she created. [[Feminazi|Feminazis]] and [[Nods Respectfully Toward You|SJWs]] immediately [[cuck|rush]] to her aid, including [[Phil Fish]], who suffered such an intense online raping that he closed both his Twitter and gaming company down out of butthurt. | ||
*[[4chan]] donates a buttload of cash to a women's charity for video games, earning them a character in one of the games. The ending result is [[Vivian James]]. Meanwhile, butthurt feminazi Patricia Hernandez uses a Twitter sock account to declare 4chan to be the "[[Cathedral of Misogyny]]" for supporting women's charities and donating to colon cancer to chemo butthurt. Reddit winds up earning a character down the road as well and churns out [[:file:Gilda Mars.png|Gilda Mars]], a [[original character|female version]] of the Reddit alien. Vivian-Gilda [[rule 34]] expected to follow. | *[[4chan]] donates a buttload of cash to a women's charity for video games, earning them a character in one of the games. The ending result is [[Vivian James]]. Meanwhile, butthurt feminazi Patricia Hernandez uses a Twitter sock account to declare 4chan to be the "[[Cathedral of Misogyny]]" for supporting women's charities and donating to colon cancer to chemo butthurt. Reddit winds up earning a character down the road as well and churns out [[:file:Gilda Mars.png|Gilda Mars]], a [[original character|female version]] of the Reddit alien. Vivian-Gilda [[rule 34]] expected to follow. | ||
*[[The Fappening]] is happening! Aka Celebgate | *[[The Fappening]] is happening! Aka Celebgate {{PAGENAME}}, aka hundreds of nude and scantily-clad female celebrities steadily being leaked on [[AnonIB]] and [[4chan]]. Stand by for damage control. | ||
*[[GamerGate]] blows up as a result of the [[Zoe Quinn]] controversy. In a pathetic attempt at damage control and derailment, the gaming media refuses to lend credence to the actual truth or accept responsibility for the exposed collusion and instead blames everything on [[gamers]]. [[Fact|No, srsly]]. | *[[GamerGate]] blows up as a result of the [[Zoe Quinn]] controversy. In a pathetic attempt at damage control and derailment, the gaming media refuses to lend credence to the actual truth or accept responsibility for the exposed collusion and instead blames everything on [[gamers]]. [[Fact|No, srsly]]. | ||
[[file:goodluckebolachan.jpg|left|thumb|125px|Good luck!]] | [[file:goodluckebolachan.jpg|left|thumb|125px|Good luck!]] | ||
===September=== | ===September=== | ||
[[File:Traf4.jpg|thumb|right|100px]] | |||
*[[TJ Lane]] escapes from prison on [[9/11]], only to be caught 6 hours later in front of a farmhouse in the woods, armed with a fucking [[:file:tj lane pitchfork.jpg|pitchfork]]. He fails to add to his previous [[high score]] and peacefully returns to his life of anal penetration in the slammer. | *[[TJ Lane]] escapes from prison on [[9/11]], only to be caught 6 hours later in front of a farmhouse in the woods, armed with a fucking [[:file:tj lane pitchfork.jpg|pitchfork]]. He fails to add to his previous [[high score]] and peacefully returns to his life of anal penetration in the slammer. | ||
*[[Leigh Alexander]] becomes e-famous as being the worst [[GamerGate]] critic ever. Fat, racist, alcoholic, *and* a man-hater? No, that's the [[lulz|best]]! | *[[Leigh Alexander]] becomes e-famous as being the worst [[GamerGate]] critic ever. Fat, racist, alcoholic, *and* a man-hater? No, that's the [[lulz|best]]! | ||
*[[4chan]] dies as a result of [[SJW]] takeover and [[moot]] [[M00t's GamerGate Sellout|caving in]] to their scary threats. [[8chan]] rises from its ashes. | *[[4chan]] dies as a result of [[SJW]] takeover and [[moot]] [[M00t's GamerGate Sellout|caving in]] to their scary threats. [[8chan]] rises from its ashes. | ||
*27 September: A sad day when Former Ohio Rep [[Jim Traficant]] dies when his tractor flips over on him. Was known for speaking the unpopular [[Truth]] such as [[JEWS DID WTC]]. 2 years later, 2016, Donald [[Trump]] would adopt his take no prisoners, politically incorrect style of politics and win the presidency. | |||
[[image:lieghalexander.png|thumb|125px|Silly gamer boys ^_^]] | [[image:lieghalexander.png|thumb|125px|Silly gamer boys ^_^]] | ||
===October=== | ===October=== | ||
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*[[Shahn Christian Andersen]] files [https://ia801402.us.archive.org/9/items/gov.uscourts.nyed.360902/gov.uscourts.nyed.360902.1.0.pdf a lolsuit] against several EDiots over a satirical article detailing his history of being a scummy criminal scammer. | *[[Shahn Christian Andersen]] files [https://ia801402.us.archive.org/9/items/gov.uscourts.nyed.360902/gov.uscourts.nyed.360902.1.0.pdf a lolsuit] against several EDiots over a satirical article detailing his history of being a scummy criminal scammer. | ||
*A massive [[DDOS]] attack strikes the world of [[furry art]], taking [[FurAffinity]] and SoFurry [[:file:Massive_furry_ddos_dragoneer_tweet.jpg|completely off the internet]], and temporarily knocking other anthro porn sites such as [[Inkbunny]] offline. [[Dragoneer]], the faggot responsible for FurAffinity, is named prime suspect after it was revealed that a fundraiser which had been set up after the attack to protect against future attacks [http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0Ls25UIQAMNtX-.png:large had in fact been created hours *before*] the actual attack. [http://www.reddit.com/r/furry/comments/2jk5mv/breaking_furaffinity_fundraiser_page_created/clcj66p He responds] by claiming it was coincidental [[Bullshit|shitty timing.]] This happening 2 months after he set up another [http://www.gofundme.com/7paw6o GoFundMe drive] just so [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6048518/ he could buy himself] a new Cintiq tablet. | *A massive [[DDOS]] attack strikes the world of [[furry art]], taking [[FurAffinity]] and SoFurry [[:file:Massive_furry_ddos_dragoneer_tweet.jpg|completely off the internet]], and temporarily knocking other anthro porn sites such as [[Inkbunny]] offline. [[Dragoneer]], the faggot responsible for FurAffinity, is named prime suspect after it was revealed that a fundraiser which had been set up after the attack to protect against future attacks [http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0Ls25UIQAMNtX-.png:large had in fact been created hours *before*] the actual attack. [http://www.reddit.com/r/furry/comments/2jk5mv/breaking_furaffinity_fundraiser_page_created/clcj66p He responds] by claiming it was coincidental [[Bullshit|shitty timing.]] This happening 2 months after he set up another [http://www.gofundme.com/7paw6o GoFundMe drive] just so [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6048518/ he could buy himself] a new Cintiq tablet. | ||
*[[Ebola-chan]] is summoned to take care of the overpopulation and world hunger problems in [[Africa]], and successfully begins thinning out their numbers at an alarming rate. In a dramatic twist, one [[nigger|man]] infected with the [[Ebola virus]] travels to the US, bringing the deadly disease with him as a final act of revenge against whitey before it claims his life. | *[[Ebola-chan]] is summoned to take care of the overpopulation and world hunger problems in [[Africa]], and successfully begins thinning out their numbers at an alarming rate. In a dramatic twist, one [[nigger|man]] infected with the [[Ebola virus]] travels to the US, bringing the deadly disease with him as a final act of revenge against whitey before it claims his life. | ||
===November=== | ===November=== | ||
*Some guy strangles his girlfriend to death and uploads [http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=162948,filename=1415164121753.jpg photos of her dead body] to [[4chan]]. | *Some guy strangles his girlfriend to death and uploads [http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=162948,filename=1415164121753.jpg photos of her dead body] to [[4chan]]. | ||
*[[Doxbin]] joins [[Silk Road]] and other hidden [[Tor]] sites in being seized by the [[feds]]. | *[[Doxbin]] joins [[Silk Road]] and other hidden [[Tor]] sites in being seized by the [[feds]]. | ||
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===December=== | ===December=== | ||
*[[encyclopedia dramatica|ED]] turns [[ED10|10]]! | *[[encyclopedia dramatica|ED]] turns [[ED10|10]]! | ||
*[[TPB]] is [[The Great Torrent Raid|raided]] and temporarily taken offline, before returning as a countdown page, and a <s>AES</s> Bittorrent Sync key on the .se domain. Copycat sites like Isohunt's OldPirateBay, ThePairatebay.link, and thepiratebay.com.ua attempt to take its place. | *[[TPB]] is [[The Great Torrent Raid|raided]] and temporarily taken offline, before returning as a countdown page, and a <s>AES</s> Bittorrent Sync key on the .se domain. Copycat sites like Isohunt's OldPirateBay, ThePairatebay.link, and thepiratebay.com.ua attempt to take its place. | ||
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*[[Lizard Squad]] claims responsibility for trolling gamers by taking the PlayStation Network and XBOX Live offline for Christmas. Just in time for game console presents! | *[[Lizard Squad]] claims responsibility for trolling gamers by taking the PlayStation Network and XBOX Live offline for Christmas. Just in time for game console presents! | ||
*[[Chris-Chan]] is sent back to jail for macing a [[GameStop]] employee over [[Sonic]]'s arms being colored blue in the new Sonic Blast game. | *[[Chris-Chan]] is sent back to jail for macing a [[GameStop]] employee over [[Sonic]]'s arms being colored blue in the new Sonic Blast game. | ||
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2014, another year in drama. Sony gets hacked, ED goes down for over a month, ISIS happens, and the lulz almost dies with the near deaths of DOXBIN and TPB, plus the SJW infiltration of 4chan. Here's a look at its lulziest events through the cunning eyes of the dramacrat.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Dramatica Events from 2014
January
- Sue Basko's twitter campaign against ED and Doxbin goes into full force, after beginning in the last week of December.
- Belly rubs are in.
February
- Ragnarok happened, apparently.
March
- Welfare whale Monica Punk posts a video of herself calling the cops on people that are "bullying" her on the internet. She later finds herself the victim of prank calls and deceitful friendships reminiscent of the good ol' days of Chris-chan.
April
- Kimmy, ("Aunt /b/") Queen of [s4s] visits the board on its birthday!!
- A kid tries shooting up his school with a knife, failing to kill anyone (including himself).
- weev becomes a free man after his prison conviction gets vacated. He served 13 months of the 41 month sentence (he wasn't set to be released until January 2016).
- Aspiring attorney at lol, acquaintance of Sue Basko, and enemy of the lulz Joseph Camp gets sent back to jail after allegedly violating his post-supervised release.
- Windows XP joins the deathbed, ending its 12 years of life.
May
- ED and its forums go down for over a month. An alarming rate of lulz withdrawals occur worldwide.
- Virgin rage turns deadly when "Supreme Gentleman" Elliot Rodger goes on a killing spree, kills himself, and leaves behind a trail of desperate forum posts and manifestos.
#YesAllWomen begins trending as a result.
June
- EDiots band together and donate all their lunch money, trust funds, welfare income, and stolen credit cards in order to bring ED back online. Now with less ads and lulzier than ever!
- After getting v& in April, Deric Lostutter proceeds to fame-fag his way into the media spotlight by confirming his identity as KYAnonymous, the leader of the OpRollRedRoll Anonymous hive.
- Japan finally bans CP.
LulzTalkRadio airs its final episode.
July
- Some guy starts a Kickstarter fund to raise $10 to buy potato salad and ends up getting thousands of dollars in donations. It's currently reached $70,000, but then it dropped to $44,000 the very next night. It closed with just under $55,500 pledged.
- Incompetent lawyer Jason Lee Van Dyke (no, not Sue Basko this time) sues Pink Meth for being a "revenge porn" site, and ignorantly includes Tor in the lulsuit for hosting it. Hilarious exchanges are had with the gun-totin', truck-drivin' Texan on Facebook and Twitter, which he ended up deleting in a failed attempt to erase his actions. He later realizes half of his stupidity and drops the suit against Tor.
- The #Jadapose craze sweeps the nation after photos of a black girl's allegedly raped body are posted and subsequently mocked on the internet, sparking hashtags, trendy photos and dances, and butthurt feminism.
- Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 gets shot down out of the sky in Ukrainian airspace, raining corpses of AIDS researchers and dead babies. Pilot Parker is identified as the culprit by conspiracy theorists.
August
- 18-year-old Michael Brown is gunned down by white officer Darren Wilson after being caught on surveillance camera robbing a convenience store. The resulting chimpout declares it to be "Trayvon part 2," Anonymous fails with OpFerguson by incorrectly doxing the responsible cop before his name was outed, and a fundraiser which had been set up to help the brave officer relocate raises almost $200,000 in a mere 23 days.
- In an ironic twist of fate, the Ice Bucket Challenge manages to kill more people than the disease it's meant to save people from.
- US journalist James Foley becomes an international star after Anonymous supporting rapper L. Jinny beheads him live on video. A sequel starring Steven Sotloff followed shortly after.
- Robin Williams makes a bid for the Golden iPod by hanging himself at his home. His daughter quits the internet for good after trolls bombard her with fake pictures of her dead dad.
- Zoe Quinn fucks at least 5 different video game designers and journalists (some like Nathan Grayson from pro-feminist website Kotaku) in exchange for positive reviews on Depression Quest, the shitty text-based game she created. Feminazis and SJWs immediately rush to her aid, including Phil Fish, who suffered such an intense online raping that he closed both his Twitter and gaming company down out of butthurt.
- 4chan donates a buttload of cash to a women's charity for video games, earning them a character in one of the games. The ending result is Vivian James. Meanwhile, butthurt feminazi Patricia Hernandez uses a Twitter sock account to declare 4chan to be the "Cathedral of Misogyny" for supporting women's charities and donating to colon cancer to chemo butthurt. Reddit winds up earning a character down the road as well and churns out Gilda Mars, a female version of the Reddit alien. Vivian-Gilda rule 34 expected to follow.
- The Fappening is happening! Aka Celebgate 2014, aka hundreds of nude and scantily-clad female celebrities steadily being leaked on AnonIB and 4chan. Stand by for damage control.
- GamerGate blows up as a result of the Zoe Quinn controversy. In a pathetic attempt at damage control and derailment, the gaming media refuses to lend credence to the actual truth or accept responsibility for the exposed collusion and instead blames everything on gamers. No, srsly.
September
- TJ Lane escapes from prison on 9/11, only to be caught 6 hours later in front of a farmhouse in the woods, armed with a fucking pitchfork. He fails to add to his previous high score and peacefully returns to his life of anal penetration in the slammer.
- Leigh Alexander becomes e-famous as being the worst GamerGate critic ever. Fat, racist, alcoholic, *and* a man-hater? No, that's the best!
- 4chan dies as a result of SJW takeover and moot caving in to their scary threats. 8chan rises from its ashes.
- 27 September: A sad day when Former Ohio Rep Jim Traficant dies when his tractor flips over on him. Was known for speaking the unpopular Truth such as JEWS DID WTC. 2 years later, 2016, Donald Trump would adopt his take no prisoners, politically incorrect style of politics and win the presidency.
October
- ED loses its .es domain and returns to .se within 5 days, quickly regaining all its lost traffic shortly after.
- Shahn Christian Andersen files a lolsuit against several EDiots over a satirical article detailing his history of being a scummy criminal scammer.
- A massive DDOS attack strikes the world of furry art, taking FurAffinity and SoFurry completely off the internet, and temporarily knocking other anthro porn sites such as Inkbunny offline. Dragoneer, the faggot responsible for FurAffinity, is named prime suspect after it was revealed that a fundraiser which had been set up after the attack to protect against future attacks had in fact been created hours *before* the actual attack. He responds by claiming it was coincidental shitty timing. This happening 2 months after he set up another GoFundMe drive just so he could buy himself a new Cintiq tablet.
- Ebola-chan is summoned to take care of the overpopulation and world hunger problems in Africa, and successfully begins thinning out their numbers at an alarming rate. In a dramatic twist, one man infected with the Ebola virus travels to the US, bringing the deadly disease with him as a final act of revenge against whitey before it claims his life.
November
- Some guy strangles his girlfriend to death and uploads photos of her dead body to 4chan.
- Doxbin joins Silk Road and other hidden Tor sites in being seized by the feds.
- Darren Wilson, the officer who shot 18-year-old Michael Brown in Ferguson, MO, is found not guilty. A mass chimp out occurs nationwide, leaving rioting and looting to become the main topic of conversation during everyone's Thanksgiving dinner.
- Sony hacked AGAIN. Ruinage of Sony Pictures ensues, with leaks including employee SSNs, movies that weren't even released yet, and leaked racist emails between Sony employees. "Guardians of Peace" takes responsibility.
December
- ED turns 10!
- TPB is raided and temporarily taken offline, before returning as a countdown page, and a
AESBittorrent Sync key on the .se domain. Copycat sites like Isohunt's OldPirateBay, ThePairatebay.link, and thepiratebay.com.ua attempt to take its place. - Sony Pictures freaks out after getting #REKT by North Korean super l33t hackers and cancels their film "The Interview." After being called out by everyone, their dog and even the President on their faggotry of caving to terrorists, Sony pulls a 180 and releases it online and in indie theaters on the same day as planned for release.
- Lizard Squad claims responsibility for trolling gamers by taking the PlayStation Network and XBOX Live offline for Christmas. Just in time for game console presents!
- Chris-Chan is sent back to jail for macing a GameStop employee over Sonic's arms being colored blue in the new Sonic Blast game.
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2013 |
2014 | Succeeded by 2015 |