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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Pizza Tower}}{{spoilers|PIZZAHEAD IS JUST A [[9/11|PLANE]] DRIVEN BY PIZZABOY, NOW KNOWN AS PIZZAHEAD!!!1!11}}{{WIP}}
{{DISPLAYTITLE:Pizza Tower}}{{spoilers|PIZZAHEAD IS JUST A [[9/11|PLANE]] DRIVEN BY PIZZABOY, NOW KNOWN AS PIZZAHEAD!!!1!11}}
{{achtung|[[Rape|holy shit. the pizza tower noise update is out]]}}
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'''''Pizza Tower''''' is a 2023 [[Soviet Canuckistan|Canadian]] video game made by a [[France|Frenchfag]] McPig. This game somehow had a mellow fanbase until its release in 2023, where it got the typical [[Undertale|post-2011]] [[Steam|fanbase]] [[Five Nights at Freddy's|syndrome]].
'''''Pizza Tower''''' is a 2023 [[Soviet Canuckistan|Canadian]] video game made by a [[France|Frenchfag]] McPig. This game somehow had a mellow fanbase until its release in 2023, where it got the typical [[Undertale|post-2011]] [[Steam|fanbase]] [[Five Nights at Freddy's|syndrome]].
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|'''[[Fat|Peppino]]'''
|'''[[Fat|Peppino]]'''
|A fatass [[Nigger|Italian]] trying to take down a tower owned by a living pizza for saying he would blow up his pizzeria. Somehow is fast and still doesn't lose his fucking weight.
|A fatass [[Wop|Italian]] trying to take down a tower owned by a living pizza for saying he would blow up his pizzeria. Somehow is fast and still doesn't lose his fucking weight.
|[[File:Peppino.png|200px|thumb|[[Liar|A perfectly normal man.]]]]
|[[File:Peppino.png|200px|thumb|[[Liar|A perfectly normal man.]]]]
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|'''[[Furfag|Gustavo & Brick]]'''
|Fatass [[furfag]] riding on a rat. It gets worse from there on...
|A piece of [[Furfag|extra mild cheddar cheese]] who is a hero who hunts people. Pizzaface tricked him into hunting for Peppino if he ever ruins his farm, in which he did.
|A piece of [[Furfag|extra mild cheddar cheese]] who is a hero who hunts people. Pizzaface tricked him into hunting for Peppino if he ever ruins his farm, in which he did.
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|[[File:TheNoise.png|200px|thumb|[[Psychopath|He's going to fucking kill you.]]]]
|[[File:TheNoise.png|200px|thumb|[[Psychopath|He's going to fucking kill you.]]]]
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|'''Noisette'''
|Noise's <s>[[France|frog]]</s> girlfriend. Aside from possibly just being a lab clone of him, she is probably a [[Transgender|troon]].
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|'''The Doise'''
|Shitty recolor of The Noise, but a [[nigger]] wearing a blue costume. Gets killed be a recolor of Peppino after you beat his ass up.
|[[File:The Doise.png|200px|thumb]]
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|[[File:FakePeppino.png|200px|thumb|You can't be like him without [[Down Syndrome]]]]
|[[File:FakePeppino.png|200px|thumb|You can't be like him without [[Down Syndrome]]]]
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|'''Pizzaface'''
|Insert text here
|[[File:Pizzaface.png|200px|thumb|]]
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|'''Pizzahead'''
|Insert text here
|[[File:Pizzahead.png|200px|thumb]]
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* Sometime around November, the artist for the mod, Stuffed Crust, was [[Party Van|V&]] for his reveal of [[Pedophilia|child porn]]. This got the mod [[Rape|raped]] to death and have its channel deleted.
* Sometime around November, the artist for the mod, Stuffed Crust, was [[Party Van|V&]] for his reveal of [[Pedophilia|child porn]]. This got the mod [[Rape|raped]] to death and have its channel deleted.
* There's heavy vandalism of the articles of the FANDOM wiki, so the wiki's only official on Miraheze as the FANDOM is disowned.
* There's heavy vandalism of the articles of the FANDOM wiki, so the wiki's only official on Miraheze as the FANDOM is disowned.
* A heavy spam of [[shit]]ty comments by a bunch of [[sick fuck]]s on the OG PT Discord server got the server closed and limited to fanart and updates.
[[File:This nigga.jpeg|200px|thumb|The pure [[lulz]] of the Wiki.]]
[[File:This nigga.jpeg|200px|thumb|The pure [[lulz]] of the Wiki.]]
| style="font-size: 14pt; line-height:130%; text-align:center" | '''Pizza Tower Memes will be posted by the same<br />[[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|unfunny newfag]] [[Apples Bear|until you like it]].'''
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As always, the fanbase consists of [[unfunny]], [[Homosexuality|gay]] memes.
* '''Pizza Tower characters screaming''' - From the unfunny YouTuber Lyon S.P.D. People found it so annoying they mass reported his channel to take it down. When he got the channel back, he took the video down and refused to upload it due to the [[unfunny]] [[nigger]]s milking the meme to death.
*'''Pizza Tower abridged/in a nutshell/(*for the ones who haven’t played it yet*)''' - Self explanatory. More like in the nutsack, full of cringeworthy Chibified characters and humor and insufferable voice acting.
== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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*[[Undertale]], which is the same as above.
*[[Undertale]], which is the same as above.
*[[Asperger's Syndrome]], a disorder to be in [[Redundant|this game you can play]]'s fandom.
*[[Asperger's Syndrome]], a disorder to be in [[Redundant|this game you can play]]'s fandom.
*[[Tumblr]] - Where most of the [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autism]] in the fanbase comes from.
*[[Twatter]] - Another source of the Autism.
*[[YouTube]] - Ditto.
*[[User:I hate autistic people/The Amazing Digital Circus|The Amazing Digital Circus]], a show with [[Homosexuality|the exact same fanbase.]]
*[[User:I hate autistic people/The Amazing Digital Circus|The Amazing Digital Circus]], a show with [[Homosexuality|the exact same fanbase.]]
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Latest revision as of 18:06, 23 April 2024
This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, HOLY SHIT PIZZAHEAD IS JUST A PLANE DRIVEN BY PIZZABOY, NOW KNOWN AS PIZZAHEAD!!!1!11!!!1
STEP THE FUCK OFF! I hate autistic people/Pizza Tower (WIP) looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
Pizza Tower is a 2023 Canadian video game made by a Frenchfag McPig. This game somehow had a mellow fanbase until its release in 2023, where it got the typical post-2011fanbasesyndrome.
This started out as the creator wanted to make a shitty Wario inspired platformer with awful controls. Seeing how they sucked, he changed them repeatedly until his boner worked his fucking ass out. Somehow this faggot managed to finish making it and release it in January 2023, 5 years in development,
A fatass Italian trying to take down a tower owned by a living pizza for saying he would blow up his pizzeria. Somehow is fast and still doesn't lose his fucking weight.
A skinny homosexual Irish Catholic counterpart to a tryhardJew. He has a long cock nose instead of a hooked nose, typical for a Celt. He wants to have money and scams Peppino out of money, but is helpful as the pizza hit him when he was using his flying hat.
Possibly named Simon Stick O'Kelley (not Simon Stickberg✡.)
Pepperman
A living bell pepper who is shaped like a Fuji apple. Is an arrogant fighter. Need we say more?
A piece of extra mild cheddar cheese who is a hero who hunts people. Pizzaface tricked him into hunting for Peppino if he ever ruins his farm, in which he did.
A poorly done 'clone' of Peppino. Looks like a Play-Doh model of him, but basically is a horrifying abomination. This faggot throws his head off like Caleb Schwab, screams like a pedo and turns into a giant deformed whatever of a nigger.
Sometime around November, the artist for the mod, Stuffed Crust, was V& for his reveal of child porn. This got the mod raped to death and have its channel deleted.
There's heavy vandalism of the articles of the FANDOM wiki, so the wiki's only official on Miraheze as the FANDOM is disowned.
A heavy spam of shitty comments by a bunch of sick fucks on the OG PT Discord server got the server closed and limited to fanart and updates.
As always, the fanbase consists of unfunny, gay memes.
Pizza Tower characters screaming - From the unfunny YouTuber Lyon S.P.D. People found it so annoying they mass reported his channel to take it down. When he got the channel back, he took the video down and refused to upload it due to the unfunnyniggers milking the meme to death.
Pizza Tower abridged/in a nutshell/(*for the ones who haven’t played it yet*) - Self explanatory. More like in the nutsack, full of cringeworthy Chibified characters and humor and insufferable voice acting.
