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Pizza Tower

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Pizza Tower is a 2023 Canadian video game made by a Frenchfag McPig. This game somehow had a mellow fanbase until its release in 2023, where it got the typical post-2011 fanbase syndrome.


This started out as the creator wanted to make a shitty Wario inspired platformer with awful controls. Seeing how they sucked, he changed them repeatedly until his boner worked his fucking ass out. Somehow this faggot managed to finish making it and release it in January 2023, 5 years in development,

The plot

The plot is about a fucking Italian trying to save his restaurant from a talking pizza who threatens to destroy it by raiding his tower. The rest is shit no one cares about.

The characters

Name Description Picture
Peppino A fatass Italian trying to take down a tower owned by a living pizza for saying he would blow up his pizzeria. Somehow is fast and still doesn't lose his fucking weight.
A perfectly normal man.
Gustavo & Brick Fatass furfag riding on a rat. It gets worse from there on...
Mr. Stick A skinny homosexual Irish Catholic counterpart to a tryhard Jew. He has a long cock nose instead of a hooked nose, typical for a Celt. He wants to have money and scams Peppino out of money, but is helpful as the pizza hit him when he was using his flying hat.
Possibly named Simon Stick O'Kelley (not Simon Stickberg.)
Pepperman A living bell pepper who is shaped like a Fuji apple. Is an arrogant fighter. Need we say more?
The Vigilante (aka Cowboy Cheeseslime) A piece of extra mild cheddar cheese who is a hero who hunts people. Pizzaface tricked him into hunting for Peppino if he ever ruins his farm, in which he did.
The Noise The Noid if he were a Chicano. He loves bullying Peppino given his parents are from Mexico, typical for spics
He's going to fucking kill you.
Noisette Noise's frog girlfriend. Aside from possibly just being a lab clone of him, she is probably a troon.
The Doise Shitty recolor of The Noise, but a nigger wearing a blue costume. Gets killed be a recolor of Peppino after you beat his ass up.
Fake Peppino A poorly done 'clone' of Peppino. Looks like a Play-Doh model of him, but basically is a horrifying abomination. This faggot throws his head off like Caleb Schwab, screams like a pedo and turns into a giant deformed whatever of a nigger.
You can't be like him without Down Syndrome
Pizzaface Insert text here
Pizzahead Insert text here

The fanbase

Considering it released on Steam in 2023, a year far after 2011, somehow, since the COVID-19 quarantine ended, given kids are kids, the fanbase went from tame, to being unfunny sick fucks with the chibi art style of 19 year old SJWs with Asperger's Syndrome, with lots being on Twatter or Tumblr. Many faggots hopped in when they saw people play it. There are many Spergic animations with awful animation and awful voice acting. Keep in mind, these are 19 year olds, and yet they have the personality of Battle for Dream Island and Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fans, shoehorning it into their favorite media like mentally insane faggots. They bandwagon and even raided Cocoon for winning to the game. The fanbase if it were released in 2010 would've been better at that time and up to 2023, thanks to the newer generation hopping onto their faggotry of the new age of late 2011 onwards. This ended up making this game, the Cuphead of 2023.

Incidents

  • Sometime around November, the artist for the mod, Stuffed Crust, was V& for his reveal of child porn. This got the mod raped to death and have its channel deleted.
  • There's heavy vandalism of the articles of the FANDOM wiki, so the wiki's only official on Miraheze as the FANDOM is disowned.
  • A heavy spam of shitty comments by a bunch of sick fucks on the OG PT Discord server got the server closed and limited to fanart and updates.
The pure lulz of the Wiki.

Memes

THESE ARE FORCED MEMES
Pizza Tower Memes will be posted by the same
unfunny newfag until you like it.

As always, the fanbase consists of unfunny, gay memes.

  • Pizza Tower characters screaming - From the unfunny YouTuber Lyon S.P.D. People found it so annoying they mass reported his channel to take it down. When he got the channel back, he took the video down and refused to upload it due to the unfunny niggers milking the meme to death.
  • Pizza Tower abridged/in a nutshell/(*for the ones who haven’t played it yet*) - Self explanatory. More like in the nutsack, full of cringeworthy Chibified characters and humor and insufferable voice acting.

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