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{{Achtung|<strong><big>YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT!!!11!</big></strong>}} | |||
''This article is about [[Marry Your Favorite Character Online|internet marriage]], not to be confused with [[Marriage|real marriage]].''<br/> | ''This article is about [[Marry Your Favorite Character Online|internet marriage]], not to be confused with [[Marriage|real marriage]].''<br/> | ||
[[File:Talkin_shit.jpg|thumb|right|A real tough guy, huh?]] | [[File:Talkin_shit.jpg|thumb|right|A real tough guy, huh?]] | ||
'''Mai Waifu''' is an [[Otaku]] phrase literally meaning "My Wife". A "waifu" is an [[anime]] character that a fan feels a special attachment to and "claims" her as his/[[lesbian|her]] own. [[Some say]] this is [[AIDS|unhealthy]] and proceed to [[bitch]] about it. Said fan typically appears in Mai Waifu threads on any [[weeb]]-related forums in order to [[circle jerk|talk]] about their favorite anime character(s) and their feelings towards them. | '''Mai Waifu''' is an [[Otaku]] phrase literally not meaning "My Wife". A "waifu" is an [[anime]] character that a fan feels a special attachment to and "claims" her as his/[[lesbian|her]] own. [[Some say]] this is [[AIDS|unhealthy]] and proceed to [[bitch]] about it. Said fan typically appears in Mai Waifu threads on any [[weeb]]-related forums in order to [[circle jerk|talk]] about their favorite anime character(s) and their feelings towards them. | ||
The phrase originates from a random scene from ''[[Azumanga Daioh]]''. In fact, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AgDbAT56I0&feature=player_detailpage#t=8s here you go]. | The phrase originates from a random scene from ''[[Azumanga Daioh]]''. In fact, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AgDbAT56I0&feature=player_detailpage#t=8s here you go]. | ||
The female/[[gay]] equivalent of a "Mai Waifu" is a '''Mai Husbando''' | The female/[[gay]] equivalent of a "Mai Waifu" is a '''Mai Husbando''', because Otakus are illiterate in both English and [[Wapanese]] | ||
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==Advanced Symptoms of the Disease== | ==Advanced Symptoms of the Disease== | ||
[[File:OhWaifu.jpg|thumb|right|[[You]], having a great time on a date with your waifu.]] | [[File:OhWaifu.jpg|thumb|right|[[You]], having a great time on a date with your waifu.]] | ||
[[Image:1waifu222.jpg|thumb|right|300px|A soldier shares a picture of his waifu just before landing on Omaha Beach in Normandy]] | |||
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She inspires me to go work out and stay healthy, because I know she wants me to be fit and healthy. | She inspires me to go work out and stay healthy, because I know she wants me to be fit and healthy. | ||
Since I found my waifu, I lead a lot better life and am a lot happier. And the best thing about it, 3D girls don't even interest me anymore, which saves a lot of time and money.|Anonymous [http:// | Since I found my waifu, I lead a lot better life and am a lot happier. And the best thing about it, 3D girls don't even interest me anymore, which saves a lot of time and money.|Anonymous [http://archive.fo/2mxXM 640058] | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{cg|Happy Couples|waifu1|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | {{cg|Happy Couples|waifu1|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File: | File:Feminism_and_Waifus.jpeg|Finally, a good reason for feminism | ||
File:Maiwaifu_(5).jpg | File:Maiwaifu_(5).jpg | ||
File:Maiwaifu_(6).jpg | File:Maiwaifu_(6).jpg | ||
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File:Maiwaifu_(38).jpg | File:Maiwaifu_(38).jpg | ||
File:maiwtfu.jpg | File:maiwtfu.jpg | ||
File:Waifureal.jpg | File:Waifureal.jpg|[[Niggers]] too | ||
File:Waifu_Invite.jpg | |||
File:Waifu Facebook Status.png | |||
File:Knight_Waifu.jpg | |||
File:NGE_Waifu.jpg | |||
File:Waifu_Money_Pillow.jpg | |||
File:Waifu_War.jpg | |||
File:Maiwaifu.jpg | |||
File:YWISS.jpg|Everyone's reaction to your waifu. | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
[[File:Wilson ("castaway").jpg|right|300px]] | |||
*[[Forever Alone]] | *[[Forever Alone]] | ||
*[[In the kitchen]] | *[[In the kitchen]] | ||
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*[[Weeaboo]] | *[[Weeaboo]] | ||
*[[Loneliness]] | *[[Loneliness]] | ||
*[[Imaginary Girlfriend]] - the concept of "Mai Waifu" in a | *[[Imaginary Girlfriend]] - the concept of "Mai Waifu" in a nutshell | ||
*[[Sleeping With Hinako]] | *[[Sleeping With Hinako]] | ||
*[[Realdoll]] | *[[Realdoll]] | ||
*[[Body Pillows]] | *[[Body Pillows]] | ||
*[[Tulpa]] | |||
* [[It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular]] - A manga about the average /a/non as a lolita, whom actual /a/nons don't see irony in wanting to make their waifu. | |||
*[[MadThad0890]] | |||
*[[Samsung Sam]] - normie phone waifu | |||
*[[AE-tan]] - the EDiot's waifu | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
{{ | * [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/03/05/korean-otaku-marries-fate-testarossa-dakimakura/ Korean Otaku Marries Fate Testarossa Dakimakura] - The disease plaguing neighboring countries | ||
{{Dying Alone}} | * [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/11/19/otaku-marries-nintendo-ds-nene-is-my-wife/ Otaku Marries Waifu on the DS] - Your handheld, now a potential soulmate | ||
* [http://shindanmaker.com/23295 shindanmaker.com] - Find your destined waifu | |||
* [http://tohno-chan.com/mai /mai/] - An entire board devoted to waifus | |||
* [http://maiwaifuapp.wordpress.com maiWaifu App] - Now an app for your smartphone! | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Parasocial interaction|Parasocial interaction]] | |||
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{{Dying Alone}} | |||
[[Category:Faggotry]] | [[Category:Faggotry]] | ||
Latest revision as of 09:39, 12 June 2021
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YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT!!!11! |
This article is about internet marriage, not to be confused with real marriage.
Mai Waifu is an Otaku phrase literally not meaning "My Wife". A "waifu" is an anime character that a fan feels a special attachment to and "claims" her as his/her own. Some say this is unhealthy and proceed to bitch about it. Said fan typically appears in Mai Waifu threads on any weeb-related forums in order to talk about their favorite anime character(s) and their feelings towards them.
The phrase originates from a random scene from Azumanga Daioh. In fact, here you go.
The female/gay equivalent of a "Mai Waifu" is a Mai Husbando, because Otakus are illiterate in both English and Wapanese
Advanced Symptoms of the Disease
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See Also
- Forever Alone
- In the kitchen
- Marriage
- Marry Your Favorite Character Online
- Vocaloid
- Weeaboo
- Loneliness
- Imaginary Girlfriend - the concept of "Mai Waifu" in a nutshell
- Sleeping With Hinako
- Realdoll
- Body Pillows
- Tulpa
- It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular - A manga about the average /a/non as a lolita, whom actual /a/nons don't see irony in wanting to make their waifu.
- MadThad0890
- Samsung Sam - normie phone waifu
- AE-tan - the EDiot's waifu
External Links
- Korean Otaku Marries Fate Testarossa Dakimakura - The disease plaguing neighboring countries
- Otaku Marries Waifu on the DS - Your handheld, now a potential soulmate
- shindanmaker.com - Find your destined waifu
- /mai/ - An entire board devoted to waifus
- maiWaifu App - Now an app for your smartphone!
- Parasocial interaction
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