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imported>FapToJesus nah too gay, maybe someone else could write up something more funny about him |
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{{spoiler|Seth Putnam died on June 11, 2011}} | |||
[[File:SethHeroinBlowjob.jpg|thumb|250px|A.C.'s frontman, doing [[heroin]] and [[Blowjob|blow]].]] | |||
[[Image:Seth_with_AxCx_at_Relapse_Festival_1993_crop-1-.jpg|thumb|[[retard|Their singer]] Seth Putnam ([[Kike|✡]]?). No comment needed.]] | |||
'''Anal Cunt''' were the biggest [[trolls]] in the [[music]] industry, [[Period|PERIOD]]. The band was originally meant to be a joke; however, they continued spewing out shitty "''songs''" from their assholes for several decades until their lead singer finally fucking [[died]]. The genre of this band is known as '''Grindcore''', although in the past, this has been largely uncertain, considering that it was pretty hard determine the genre of a band when all they do is scream like total [[retards]] throughout their songs. Their songs are also total shit, and no one ever had the tolerance to listen to a single one of them from beginning to end despite their average length being only 53 seconds. | |||
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==Performances== | |||
According to [[TOW]], the first Anal Cunt performance was in front of the singer's mother. This is largely due to the fact that nobody wants to fucking see Anal Cunt live [[EVAR]]. It should be noted that his mum did not turn up. It should also be noted that the guy behind Anal Cunt don't really give a shit much about his mom. | |||
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===Lyrics=== | |||
Anal Cunt's lyrics were designed to troll everything and everyone. The band, however, did not realize that no one would bother to look up their lyrics as they are probably as fail as the band themselves. Here is an example of the '''HILARIOUS''' lyrics the band spews out. | |||
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{{morphquote|aclyrics|background-color: white; width: 50%;|font-weight: bold; | {{morphquote|aclyrics|background-color: white; width: 50%;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|My uncle was best friends with [[Hitler]] | |My uncle was best friends with [[Hitler]] | ||
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He had some cool footage of [[Awesome|Dachau]] | He had some cool footage of [[Awesome|Dachau]] | ||
I was watching America’s Funniest Home Videos on dust | I was watching ''America’s Funniest Home Videos'' on dust | ||
And sent some footage to that fucking gay show | And sent some footage to that fucking gay show | ||
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[Chorus:] | [Chorus:] | ||
I sent concentration camp footage to America’s Funniest Home Videos [x2] | I sent concentration camp footage to ''America’s Funniest Home Videos'' [x2] | ||
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I didn’t win again | I didn’t win again | ||
So I sent Birth | So I sent Birth of a Nation|I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to ''America's Funniest Home Videos'' | ||
|[[Wigger|Fred Durst]] is a fucking faggot | |[[Wigger|Fred Durst]] is a fucking faggot | ||
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I pushed your wife in front of the subway|I Pushed Your Wife | I pushed your wife in front of the subway|I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway | ||
|I got bored of writing rape songs | |I got bored of writing rape songs | ||
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How can you not laugh your ass off | How can you not laugh your ass off | ||
Watching people [[Killdozer|bulldozed]] into a ditch?|Ha Ha Holocaust | Watching people [[Killdozer|bulldozed]] into a ditch?|Ha Ha [[Holocaust]] | ||
|Van full of retards - ha ha ha ha | |Van full of retards - ha ha ha ha | ||
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You couldn't even win a bronze | You couldn't even win a bronze | ||
in the special | in the special Olympics | ||
Your parents are ashamed | Your parents are ashamed | ||
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The | The Internet is fucking gay | ||
You fucking faggot, loser, queer, nerd, etc. | You fucking faggot, loser, queer, nerd, etc. | ||
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You've been to every website | You've been to every website | ||
Because you're fucking gay|Internet Is Gay | Because you're fucking gay|The Internet Is Gay | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Punk]] | *[[Punk]] | ||
*[[Faggots]] | *[[Faggots]] | ||
*[[Edgy]] | |||
*[[OFWGKTA]] | |||
*[[Academy Maniacs]] - Did a collab with them | |||
{{music}} | {{music}} | ||
{{Dying Alone}} | |||
[[Category:Music]] | [[Category:Music]] | ||
[[Category:Trolls]] | |||
[[Category:Dying Alone]] | |||
Latest revision as of 16:06, 17 November 2024
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Anal Cunt were the biggest trolls in the music industry, PERIOD. The band was originally meant to be a joke; however, they continued spewing out shitty "songs" from their assholes for several decades until their lead singer finally fucking died. The genre of this band is known as Grindcore, although in the past, this has been largely uncertain, considering that it was pretty hard determine the genre of a band when all they do is scream like total retards throughout their songs. Their songs are also total shit, and no one ever had the tolerance to listen to a single one of them from beginning to end despite their average length being only 53 seconds.
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Performances
According to TOW, the first Anal Cunt performance was in front of the singer's mother. This is largely due to the fact that nobody wants to fucking see Anal Cunt live EVAR. It should be noted that his mum did not turn up. It should also be noted that the guy behind Anal Cunt don't really give a shit much about his mom.
Lyrics
Anal Cunt's lyrics were designed to troll everything and everyone. The band, however, did not realize that no one would bother to look up their lyrics as they are probably as fail as the band themselves. Here is an example of the HILARIOUS lyrics the band spews out.
—I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos | ||
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See Also
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