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Fortnite (also known as Fortshite and/or Abortnite) is a shitty and extremely overrated fad game made by Epic Games that retarded 13-year old boys and manchildren obsess over. The game itself is a massive rip-off of Overwatch, Left 4 Dead, and Minecraft, showing no originality or value which would make it remotely interesting.

Gameplay

Fortnite comes in three versions with basically the same shit, just a different set up and name, and most people will only get one of them anyways.

Fortnite: Save The World: The story mode and actual main game, which is basically the same story as Left 4 Dead or DayZ, just adapted into a shittier looking style. Just for this reason alone people don't get this flavor of the game.

Fortnite: Battle Royale: The more popular free-to-play version that every twink, manchildren, and little spergy kids play just for the sake of it being "hip" and "relevant".

Fortnite: Creative: A full on rip-off of Minecraft's creative mode. The only use for this is to make giant cocks.

In both versions the gameplay basically revolves around the same crap. Choose a class and skin, build structures, shoot people, do a fucking stupid dance, and win. It's what you would expect in any similar game but retards still manage to praise it as the best thing since sliced bread.

Fortnite has 4 classes to choose from, but unlike the other games like this, the characters have no personality at all, and they're just a bunch of different skins, because why give today's kids any substance to a game?

Soldier

The most basic class with generic ass looking characters who are mostly niggers and beaners, and the main favorite of children who play the game due to former reason alone.

Constructor

Basically the Heavy class of the game, just with a more "fancy" name to make it feel more original. The constructor's main perk is to build forts, constructions, and 10-feet tall dicks. Female skins in this class all have big asses and boobs to make the cocks of little boys and manchildren go harder than the game's difficulty (which is non-existant to make less lulzy ragequits).

Ninja

The Scout class of Fortnite, literally nothing fucking special except for double-jumping and mobility, and thus no one gives a shit about it.

Outlander

The harvesting profession from different RPGs turned into it's own class, with an edgy name and array of character designs that look "epic" and totally not like rejected Overwatch characters.

The Fortnite Community

As mentioned above, Fortnite's community consists of the following people:

Retarded children with way too much freetime
Virgin manchildren living in their mother's basements
Soyboys and twinks
Lifeless JewTubers and Twitch streamers

All in all, Fortnite has one of the worst and most cancerous player bases ever, rivalling that of Roblox and Overwatch. Fortfags usually waste their time streaming themselves playing the game, doing the retarded dances in real life, and jerking off to Fortnite Rule 34 while crying in their mom's basement alone. Some people even make money off of spastic children playing this game by streaming, most notably two soyboy virgins Ninja (powerword: Richard Tyler Blevins) and Ali-A (powerword: Alastair Aiken).

Ninja literally fucking claims a skin for himself.

V-Bucks

V-Bucks are the in-game currency of Fortshite. They are insanely overpriced and have no value or worth whatsoever. V-Bucks can be used to buy completely worthless and overpriced items such as visually unappealing skins, and cringeworthy dances.

Just like with ROBLOX's Robux and other videogame currencies, jews do money-grubbing scams to lure little kids in and suck off the money from their parents' credit cards, like every good little Jew would do.

In fact, the scamming got so bad that Epic Games themselves had to issue a warning out to players about it.

A new "challenger" approaches

Just to prove that Fortnite is and was nothing more than just a cancerous trend, some people are already hopping to the next bowl of tumors by EA's new money grab called Apex Legends, though people are still denying this. Apex only ended up proving itself to be just another shitty and boring battle royale fad game, and the brainwashed masses went back to playing Fortnite.

How to troll Fortnite fans

Tell them to go outside
Claim that Fortnite is an unoriginal piece of shit (which it is)
Report their Epic Games accounts and get them banned
Fake a giveaway, you will see how many will believe it
Say anything bad about Ninja, then laugh at their rage
Be a better player than Ninja, watch him report you for "stream-sniping"
Call them Autistic. They'll scream for hours

Blatant Copy-Pastes

Because the game is slowly declining and falling into irrelevancy, the fine folk at Epic try to keep the game fresh with every update. However, because the company has been creatively bankrupt since 2006, every new addition to the game is a blatant copy of an idea/feature of another game or media. This section demonstrates just a tiny section of these idea thefts.