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[[File:Ecuadorflag.png|thumb|Flag of the Reptilian Failpublic of Ecuædor]]
[[File:Ecuadorflag.png|thumb|Flag of the Reptilian Failpublic of Ecuædor]]
[[File:Ecuadorparo.png|thumb|left|180px|A normal day in Quito/Guayaquil]]
[[File:Ecuadorparo.png|thumb|left|180px|A normal day in Quito/Guayaquil]]
'''Ecuador''' or '''[[drugs|Ecuadrogas]]''' is an [[irrelevant]] [[spic]] country in [[South America]], cleverly placed right on top of the Equator.  
'''Ecuador''' or '''[[drugs|Ecuadrogas]]''' is an [[overrated]] [[techno]] song but also an [[irrelevant]] [[spic]] country in [[South America]], cleverly placed right on top of the Equator.  


Though in most respects quite like its next-door neighbour, [[Peru]] -- vast [[cocaine|coca]] plantations, ridiculously high-altitude cities, a hat-and-poncho-mad populace -- Ecuador is different in one crucial way. Acting at the behest of friendly [[Colombia|Colombian]] millionaires, its citizens have taken to building huge submarines in the coastal swamps, filling them up with tons of cocaine, and delivering the coke wherever it is needed.  
Though in most respects quite like its next-door neighbour, [[Peru]] -- vast [[cocaine|coca]] plantations, ridiculously high-altitude cities, a hat-and-poncho-mad populace -- Ecuador is different in one crucial way. Acting at the behest of friendly [[Colombia|Colombian]] millionaires, its citizens have taken to building huge submarines in the coastal swamps, filling them up with tons of cocaine, and delivering the coke wherever it is needed.  


Is known for their [[Shit Nobody Cares About|coffee, bananas, oil, the Galapagos]] and more important: [[Drugs|DRUGS]] AND [[MURDER]], bad cops, [[raep]], more [[marijuana]], criminals, more [[cocaine]], depending [[Fail|all of their economy]] in [[Americunt]]'s [[jew gold]] ([[dollar]]$), [[Julian Assange|Julian Asshole]], being acossed by [[china|chinks]] and nothing because [[nobody cares]], basically [[Colombia|Culombia]] with few more steps.
Is known for their [[Shit Nobody Cares About|coffee, bananas, oil, the Galapagos]] and more important: [[Drugs|DRUGS]] AND [[MURDER]], bad cops, [[raep]], more [[marijuana]], criminals, more [[cocaine]], depending [[Fail|all of their economy]] in [[Americunt]]'s [[jew gold]] ([[dollar]]$), [[Julian Assange|Julian Asshole]], being acossed by [[china|chinks]], raeping [[Qatar]] in their own [[World Cup]], and nothing else because [[nobody cares]] about this turtle spic country, They are basically [[Colombia|Culombia]] with few more steps.


== Demographic ==
== Demographic ==
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This Culombia copypaste is divided in 4 regions:
This Culombia copypaste is divided in 4 regions:
* La Costa: Beaches, lulzy retards, footheads, massmurders, niggers, chinks, spics, crackers, jews, neonazis and more of the same that is in the rest of the country (but worse).
* La Costa: Beaches, lulzy retards, footheads, massmurders, niggers, chinks, spics, crackers, jews, neonazis and more of the same that is in the rest of the country (but worse).
* La Sierra: An cold-ass place where you can eat guinea pigs and worms, also in this region is located Quito, the <s>[[anus]]</s> [[Unwaranted Self Importance|center]] of the world
* La Sierra: An cold-ass place with shitty volcanoes where you can eat guinea pigs and worms, also in this region is located Quito, the <s>[[anus]]</s> [[Unwaranted Self Importance|center]] of the world
* La Amazonia: [[Indigenous]] fags who lives in the forest, just like every other amazonic part in South Ass-merica.
* La Amazonia: [[Indigenous]] fags who lives in the forest, just like every other amazonic part in South Ass-merica.
* Galapagos: Turtles, birds, seals, starfishes and more animals [[buttsecks|fucking]] eachother.
* Galapagos: Turtles, birds, seals, starfishes and more animals [[buttsecks|fucking]] eachother.


== Politics ==
== Politics ==
[[File:Abdala.png|thumb|140px|An example of an Ecuadorian presidentard trying to imitate [[Hitler]]'s moustache]]
[[File:Abdala.png|thumb|150px|An example of an Ecuadorian presidentard trying to imitate [[Hitler]]'s moustache]]
The same shit as always: Presidential faggots controlled by jews doing crap, only a few times something somehow lulzy happens like [[Faggot|Rafael Correa]] being betrayed by his fuckbuddy [[Invalid|Lenin Moreno]], [[Fat-fuck|Abdala Bucaram]]'s (AKA "[[Batshit Insane|El Loco]]") hitlerian moustache but more important:
The same shit as always: Presidential faggots controlled by jews doing crap, only a few times something somehow lulzy happens like [[Faggot|Rafael Correa]] being betrayed by his fuckbuddy [[Invalid|Lenin Moreno]], [[Fat-fuck|Abdala Bucaram]]'s (AKA "[[Batshit Insane|El Loco]]") hitlerian moustache but more important:


== [[Julian Assange]] ==
== [[Julian Assange]] ==
{{quote|[[Julian Assange]] stained the walls of the Embassy with his [[feces]]|Lenin Moreno, Actual ex-president of the Ecuador}}
{{quote|[[Julian Assange]] stained the walls of the Embassy with his [[feces]]|Lenin Moreno, Actual ex-president of the Ecuador}}
One upon a time our [[aussie]] [[No|friend]] Julian magically "[[raped]]" someone, then [[USA]] and [[Sweden]] started bitching about it so he hided in a Embassy like a pussy, Of all the countries existent he choose the Ecuadorian one (maybe because Ecuador is like an latino Ausfailia) but he didn't knew that his whole existence would butthurt the praesident of that time: Lenin Moreno, an invalid cunt who doesn't know how he ended there, so Lenin sold Julian and that is how our dear Jewlian ASSange ended in the jail. THE END
Once upon a time our [[aussie]] [[No|friend]] Julian magically "[[raped]]" someone, then [[USA]] and [[Sweden]] started bitching about it so he hided in a Embassy like a pussy, Of all the countries existent he choose the Ecuadorian one (maybe because Ecuador is like an latino Ausfailia) but he didn't knew that his whole existence would butthurt the praesident of that time: Lenin Moreno, an invalid cunt who doesn't know how he ended there, so Lenin sold Julian and that is how our dear Jewlian ASSange ended in the jail. THE END


== Culture ==
== Culture ==
[[File:Mamanegra.png|200px|thumb|[[Blackface]] and [[trap|travestism]], is a nice cultural tradition [[No|isn't it]]?]]
[[File:Mamanegra.png|180px|thumb|left|[[Blackface]] and [[trap|travestism]], is a nice cultural tradition [[No|isn't it]]?]]
Just the same as the other spics countries, [[Bolivia|Fat women with funny hats]], [[Peru|Stinky llamas and eating rats]], [[Colombia|Being the home for drugs, cocaine, narcos, murderers, guns and coffee]], [[Venezuela|Having a lot of oil, bitches and beaches just to end in the crap thanks to retard politicans]], [[Argentina|Making destructions in futbol games]], [[Paraguay|Being irrelevant as shit]], [[Uruguay|Being irrelevant as shit]], [[Nobody Cares|ect]]. The cultures itself are just wankers wearing colorful shit, dressing as [[LSD]] [[devil|devils]] or just doing [[blackface]] because of the tradition of La Mama Negra. In the case of the music [[Shit Nobody Cares About|there is a lot of genders]]: Cumbia (jazz for drunk bastards), Rock (as always), Shitty flaute music (thanks indians), Salsa, Balada, San Juanito, ect (Shit nobody cares about), Pop (as always), Rap (as always), Reggaeton (the most annoying shit existent), Trap latino (the same as reggaeton but worse), ect.
Just the same as the other spics countries, [[Bolivia|Fat women with funny hats]], [[Peru|Stinky llamas and eating rats]], [[Colombia|Being the home for drugs, cocaine, narcos, murderers, guns and coffee]], [[Venezuela|Having a lot of oil, bitches and beaches just to end in the crap thanks to retard politicans]], [[Argentina|Making destructions in futbol games]], [[Paraguay|Being irrelevant as shit]], [[Uruguay|Being irrelevant as shit]], [[Nobody Cares|ect]]. The cultures itself are just wankers wearing colorful shit, dressing as [[LSD]] [[devil|devils]] or just doing [[blackface]] because of the tradition of La Mama Negra. In December faggots [[Cross dressing|crossdress]] for the lulz. In the case of the music [[Shit Nobody Cares About|there is a lot of genders]]: Cumbia (jazz for drunk bastards), Rock (as always), Shitty flaute music (thanks indians), Salsa, Balada, San Juanito, ect (Shit nobody cares about), Pop (as always), Rap (as always), Reggaeton (the most annoying shit existent), Trap latino (the same as reggaeton but worse), ect.


== Religion ==
== Religion ==
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== Sports ==
== Sports ==
[[File:Bscsceldu.png|50px|frameless|right]]
[[File:Bscsceldu.png|50px|frameless|right]]
Of all them all as always the most popular is [[Spic|futbol]] in the case you are an stinky spic, [[soccer]] in the case you are from [[dumbfuckistan]] or [[football]] in the case you are a [[britfag]], thanks to this fag sport there is a lot of fatass/shittyskinny wankers that beat the shit of eachother, most of these animals are fans of:
Of all them all as always the most popular is [[Spic|futbol]] in the case you are an stinky spic, [[soccer]] in the case you are from [[dumbfuckistan]] or [[football]] in the case you are a [[britfag]], thanks to this fag sport there is a lot of fatass/skinny wankers that beat the shit of eachother, and most of them can steal your phone. most of these animals are fans of:
*Barcelona SC: [[Fail|A copy of FC Barcelona]] that is full of drugaddict fantards, if you see one of them in the street [[kill it with fire]].
*Barcelona SC: [[Fail|A copy of FC Barcelona]] that is full of drugaddict fantards, if you see one of them in the street [[kill it with fire]].
*Emelec: An shitass club that is full of fag fantards, for that reason they are nicknamed Coquetas ([[faggots]]), if you see one of them in the streets [[kill it with fire]].
*Emelec: An shitass club that is full of fag fantards, for that reason they are nicknamed Coquetas ([[faggots]]), if you see one of them in the streets [[kill it with fire]].
*Liga de Quito: The same shit as the other 2 clubs but instead of being located in Gay-ass-kill is located in Quitwat, if you see one of them in the street [[kill it with fire]].
*Liga de Quito: The same shit as the other 2 clubs but instead of being located in Gay-ass-kill is located in Quitwat, if you see one of them in the street [[kill it with fire]].


In the case of the Ecuadorian football team, they are [[losers]] that [[Fail|never won]] [[Virginity|a single trophy]] and of course most of them are [[niggers]] that are too poor that they have to be the entertainiment for the other races, in special [[latino|browns]] and [[whites]].
In the case of the Ecuadorian football team, they are [[losers]] that [[Fail|never won]] [[Virginity|a single trophy]] and of course most of them are [[niggers]] that are too poor that they have to be the entertainiment for the other races located in Ecuador, in special [[latino|browns]] and [[whites]].


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
{{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg01|center|<gallery>
{{cg|'''[[Drunk|¡¡¡VIVA ECUADOR CARAJO!!!]]'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow=4>
File:AdolfoHitler.jpg|[[Adolf Hitler|Adolfo Hitler]], just an normal Ecuadorian resident
File:AdolfoHitler.jpg|[[Adolf Hitler|Adolfo Hitler]], just an normal Ecuadorian resident
File:Guillermo Lasso May 2022.jpg|The actual final boss of Ecuador is [[Lemonparty|Guillermo Lasso]], a [[bankers|banker]] so that would mean that everything is controlled by a [[jew]]
File:Guillermo Lasso May 2022.jpg|The actual final boss of Ecuador is [[Lemonparty|Guillermo Lasso]], an [[oldfag]] [[bankers|banker]] so that would mean that everything is controlled by a [[jew]]
File:Latuff Assange.jpg
File:Latuff Assange.jpg
File:LOOZY6QUOOKGFRX7SGPG2KDWSE.jpg
File:LOOZY6QUOOKGFRX7SGPG2KDWSE.jpg
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File:Quema de años viejos (16141003976).jpg|Quema de años viejos: [[Kill it with fire]]
File:Quema de años viejos (16141003976).jpg|Quema de años viejos: [[Kill it with fire]]
File:Sabroso cuy.jpg
File:Sabroso cuy.jpg
File:Ecuacommie.png|[[Communist]] fags, on my Ecuador?
File:Sashecuador.png|[[Do it faggot|Don't do it]] if you want to live
File:Ecuanazi.png|Neo nazitards, on my Ecuador?
File:Ecualulz.png
File:SoyBooru Total Beaner Death.png|Ecuador and "friends"
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Ecuacommie.png|[[Communist]] [[X? In My Y?| fags, in my Ecuador?]]
File:Ecuanazi.png|[[X? In My Y?|Neo nazitards, in my Ecuador?]]
File:Asaltador.png|Give me your money faggot
File:Asaltador.png|Give me your money faggot
File:SomeLlamas.jpg|Typical Ecuadorian family
File:SomeLlamas.jpg|Typical Ecuadorian family
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File:CN-ECU-96-Tons-Narcotics 1.jpg|Do you like my collection?
File:CN-ECU-96-Tons-Narcotics 1.jpg|Do you like my collection?
File:Guns-and-Drugs.jpg|Another nice collection
File:Guns-and-Drugs.jpg|Another nice collection
File:Antonella-Kahllo.jpg|Something that you Will never get
File:Fireball.png|Most peaceful game in Barcelona's stadium
File:Antonella-Kahllo.jpg|Something that you will never get
</gallery>|border=black|color=White}}
</gallery>|border=black|color=White}}


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Shit nobody cares about]]
*[[Shit nobody cares about]]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo Probably the only thing you knew about this fucking country]
*[[Mexico]]
*[[Mexico]]
*[[Wikileaks]]
*[[Colombia]]
*[[Venezuela]]
*[[Turtles]]
*[[Turtles]]
*[[Drug dealer]]
*[[Drug dealer]]
*[[Dickhead|Careverga]]
[[Category:Locations]]
[[Category:Locations]]


{{Commonwealth}}
{{Commonwealth}}

Latest revision as of 21:06, 26 April 2023

Flag of the Reptilian Failpublic of Ecuædor
A normal day in Quito/Guayaquil

Ecuador or Ecuadrogas is an overrated techno song but also an irrelevant spic country in South America, cleverly placed right on top of the Equator.

Though in most respects quite like its next-door neighbour, Peru -- vast coca plantations, ridiculously high-altitude cities, a hat-and-poncho-mad populace -- Ecuador is different in one crucial way. Acting at the behest of friendly Colombian millionaires, its citizens have taken to building huge submarines in the coastal swamps, filling them up with tons of cocaine, and delivering the coke wherever it is needed.

Is known for their coffee, bananas, oil, the Galapagos and more important: DRUGS AND MURDER, bad cops, raep, more marijuana, criminals, more cocaine, depending all of their economy in Americunt's jew gold (dollar$), Julian Asshole, being acossed by chinks, raeping Qatar in their own World Cup, and nothing else because nobody cares about this turtle spic country, They are basically Culombia with few more steps.

Demographic

File:Cuy Guinea Pig Dish SG.jpg
National dish of the Region Sierra: a crappy rat

This Culombia copypaste is divided in 4 regions:

  • La Costa: Beaches, lulzy retards, footheads, massmurders, niggers, chinks, spics, crackers, jews, neonazis and more of the same that is in the rest of the country (but worse).
  • La Sierra: An cold-ass place with shitty volcanoes where you can eat guinea pigs and worms, also in this region is located Quito, the anus center of the world
  • La Amazonia: Indigenous fags who lives in the forest, just like every other amazonic part in South Ass-merica.
  • Galapagos: Turtles, birds, seals, starfishes and more animals fucking eachother.

Politics

An example of an Ecuadorian presidentard trying to imitate Hitler's moustache

The same shit as always: Presidential faggots controlled by jews doing crap, only a few times something somehow lulzy happens like Rafael Correa being betrayed by his fuckbuddy Lenin Moreno, Abdala Bucaram's (AKA "El Loco") hitlerian moustache but more important:

Julian Assange

   
“ 		 
Julian Assange stained the walls of the Embassy with his feces
  		„
  		 

—Lenin Moreno, Actual ex-president of the Ecuador

Once upon a time our aussie friend Julian magically "raped" someone, then USA and Sweden started bitching about it so he hided in a Embassy like a pussy, Of all the countries existent he choose the Ecuadorian one (maybe because Ecuador is like an latino Ausfailia) but he didn't knew that his whole existence would butthurt the praesident of that time: Lenin Moreno, an invalid cunt who doesn't know how he ended there, so Lenin sold Julian and that is how our dear Jewlian ASSange ended in the jail. THE END

Culture

Blackface and travestism, is a nice cultural tradition isn't it?

Just the same as the other spics countries, Fat women with funny hats, Stinky llamas and eating rats, Being the home for drugs, cocaine, narcos, murderers, guns and coffee, Having a lot of oil, bitches and beaches just to end in the crap thanks to retard politicans, Making destructions in futbol games, Being irrelevant as shit, Being irrelevant as shit, ect. The cultures itself are just wankers wearing colorful shit, dressing as LSD devils or just doing blackface because of the tradition of La Mama Negra. In December faggots crossdress for the lulz. In the case of the music there is a lot of genders: Cumbia (jazz for drunk bastards), Rock (as always), Shitty flaute music (thanks indians), Salsa, Balada, San Juanito, ect (Shit nobody cares about), Pop (as always), Rap (as always), Reggaeton (the most annoying shit existent), Trap latino (the same as reggaeton but worse), ect.

Religion

Their religión as always is the christianity thanks to the Spaniards but at least almost nobody there thinks that god is a sun with face that want people to do sacrifices for the lulz.

Sports

Of all them all as always the most popular is futbol in the case you are an stinky spic, soccer in the case you are from dumbfuckistan or football in the case you are a britfag, thanks to this fag sport there is a lot of fatass/skinny wankers that beat the shit of eachother, and most of them can steal your phone. most of these animals are fans of:

  • Barcelona SC: A copy of FC Barcelona that is full of drugaddict fantards, if you see one of them in the street kill it with fire.
  • Emelec: An shitass club that is full of fag fantards, for that reason they are nicknamed Coquetas (faggots), if you see one of them in the streets kill it with fire.
  • Liga de Quito: The same shit as the other 2 clubs but instead of being located in Gay-ass-kill is located in Quitwat, if you see one of them in the street kill it with fire.

In the case of the Ecuadorian football team, they are losers that never won a single trophy and of course most of them are niggers that are too poor that they have to be the entertainiment for the other races located in Ecuador, in special browns and whites.

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