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Brandon Clegg is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Brandon Clegg | |
| Born | May 3, 2004 |
| Died | December 13, 2018 (aged 14) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Occupation | Special education student |
| Highscore | Couldn't get a single kill besides himself |
| Top 50? | Fuck no |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Brandon Clegg was a 14-year-old boy who tried to pwn some noobs with some of the Fortnite experience he gained because he had nothing else to do with his pathetic life. He eventually did some PvP with the cops before becoming an hero.
Background
Brandon dropped out of school a year before the shooting due to students bullying him; students would point out how ugly this bitch was, then he basically got cucked by a girl. A deep "depression" had gotten to him like Nikolas Cruz, but nobody really bought into his bullshit, so he took things further by watching videos about Columbine and other school shootings, which inspired him. He told his stepdad Terry that he'd seek revenge on the students who bullied him, similar to Jeff Weise, another lame Columbiner who was also a fucking Injun.
On the day of the shooting, he wore all black, made homemade explosives that were Molotov cocktails made with plastic water bottles and a can of Mountain Dew, and wrote a plan of action regarding what he wanted to do once he entered the school, which the cops haven't released yet for some reason. He may be an hero, but he never had the dignity to be a hero.
The Shooting
On December 13, 2018, Brandon attempted to enter Dennis Intermediate School in Richmond, Indiana with a pair of guns. Brandon stole the NERF guns from his mommy but then she called the pigs to warn them that her autistic troglodyte was on his way to sh0t sk0l. The school was on lockdown before Brandon got there, so he ended up shooting out the glass on one of the doors to enter. Police confronted the little fag who exchanged gunfire with them before taking his own life. At least he did better than Sol Pais. Too bad his aim was as straight as James Charles.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Not even one kill |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Noob couldn't aim |
| Style: | 5/20 An early Christmas gift |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Sol Pais style |
| Bonus: | 0/20 His KD went negative |
Wanted Level:
Kindergarten Crossing Guard
External Links
Facebook profile - Only one post.
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Columbine: |
Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners |
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| Admirers |
Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Artyom Kazantsev • Asa Coon • Bob8466 • Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson • Cho Seung-Hui • Dillon Cossey • Ichverbot • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeff Weise • Kimveer Gill • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Lynn Ann • Neocities • Nghtmrchld26 • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Robert Butler Jr. • Robert Hawkins • Robert Steinhäuser • Ryan Schallenberger • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • TheAmazingAtheist • Tim Kretschmer • Vladislav Roslyakov • William Atchison • You | |
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Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
| Related: |
Doom • Police Brutality • Postal • School Shooting • Mass Shooting • Video games • Trenchcoat • Marilyn Manson • KMFDM • Rammstein • Goth • Concerned Mother • Newgrounds • Ryan Lambourn • School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 • The Matrix • South Park • Michael Moore • Quentin Tarantino • 1990s • Jack Thompson • Gun control |
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