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Klaus Schwab

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The face of the next world dictator
Schwab's wet dream.

Klaus Schwab is a parasitic vampire and pawn of the global elite who in 1971 founded the World Economic Forum (Common Abbreviation: "WEF"), an evil organization with a mission to create an authoritarian new world order by 2030 under the false pretense of economic equality and environmental conservation. He envisions the future of humanity as a dystopian nightmare society in which people do not own personal property and are completely dependant on the government global elite for any material goods or services you could possibly think of.

However, no amount of money and power can buy him good health and a functional love life, let alone make this Gollum-like creature desirable to women. The last time he had sex, if at all, was when the Berlin Wall stood.

World Economic Forum

The World Economic Forum, in the allegedly greater interest of humanity's future, aspires to establish an infrastructure in which ordinary people are fed on a cheap diet of grasshoppers and soybeans and are individually housed in coffin-sized sleeping pods which they can rent but cannot buy, effectively turning the human race into a population of feminized homeless gimps who are incapable of rebellion. The premise is succinctly summarized as "You will own nothing, and you will be happy," because if you try to rebel you will be taken from your pod while you sleep and turned into fertilizer.

The Great Reset

The Great Reset is the World Economic Forum's plan to "reset" the world economy and effectively erase the concept that goyim can own personal property. The COVID-19 pandemic was manufactured for this purpose. On the premise that everyone you know and love was going to die, people were instructed to get vaccinated over and over again under threat of total societal exclusion in order to create precedent so that, likewise, when a "climate emergency" is inevitably declared and the Jew-controlled governments tell everyone that the planet is going to die and we need fifteen days to flatten the curve, citizens will have the option of choosing either to forfeit everything they own and buy a subscription for a sleeping pod and a feeding tube or to be imprisoned. You know, for the greater good.

Fourth Industrial Revolution

See Below section, Schwab wrote the manifesto for this planned authoritarian takeover. It is everything Theodore Kaczynski has criticized the former Revolutions of but made even more insufferable to all degrees. If you want an image of the future, imagine something akin Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. You can expect to be eating synthetically lab-grown beef and other man-made abominations beyond your comprehension.

Eat Ze Bogs

Several books have been written on The Great Reset, including:

  • COVID-19: The Great Reset - written by (or credited to) WEF founder Klaus Schwab himself, but co-written with Thierry Malleret ("founder of the Monthly Barometer") (ISBN-10: 2940631123 ; ISBN-13: 978-2940631124 published by ISBN Agentur Schweiz in July of 2020.)
  • The Great Reset: And the War for the World - by Alex Jones, actually quite a level-headed readable book compared to Jones' talk show. (ISBN-10: 1510774041 ; ISBN-13: 978-1510774049, published by Skyhorse Publishing, in August of 2022.)
  • The Great Reset: Joe Biden and the Rise of Twenty-First-Century Fascism - written by Glenn Beck, co-written with Justin Haskins. In this book, Glenn Beck explains the Authoritarian/Fascist "Great Reset" plan to his libertarian Bible-Belt type audience. Probably more "accessible" to normies. (ISBN-10: ‎ 163763059X ; ISBN-13: 978-1637630594, published by Forefront Books in January of 2022)

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