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Dead Friend

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Some black person being butthurt over his dead azn friend.

Having a dead friend is a common excuse that emos give so they can justify having a bad day. Apparently, it's a rite of passage for such emos, and if you have a dead friend that automatically means your life completely sucks. The best way to express how much your life suxx0rs because of your dead friend is to bring up their death in every conversation, or you could just kill yourself and join your friend, but that's only for the really XxhardcorexX. To compensate for not having billboards to advertise their problems, emos often fill up their Twitter, Facebook, Live Journal, GaiaOnline or dA profiles/pages bragging about their dead friends. You can see pictures, artworks even links to articles about their dead friend. Not just talking about their friend but making a profit out of it, because it increase people visiting you, coming by to say : "sorry", "I am so sorry" or any other emo fake emotion comment people can copy/paste or write. If you happen across one of these please, feel free to leave a lulz filled comment.

Trolling the Dead

Fred Phelps and his posse are renown trollers of people with dead friends.

Trolling people with dead friends is easier than taking Mitchell Henderson's ipod. For the greatest example of a dead friend troller, look to the infamous Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church. This prolific closet case has dedicated his life to picketing the funerals of dead homos and soldiers (same thing).

Some excellent ways to troll people with dead friends include:

How to make a profit off a dead friend

  • Add picture and name of the dead person, write some emo crap and wait for the millions of comments.
  • With a dead friend you can act like a jerk and get away with it!
  • To make money profit add PayPal link, say it´s for a fund or going to the family.
  • Make memorial website.
  • ???
  • PROFIT!
  • Buy condoms and fuck your girlfriend (which is possible to obtain because you aren't an emo)

Want pro tips on how to make a profit out of a dead friend? Ask I-heart-hikaru who is an expert on this subject.

People who have dead friends

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Dead Friend is part of a series on Dying Alone

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