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Freedom of speech

Freedom of speech is a legal concept, civil liberty and a recognised imaginary human right that gives one the ability to speak whatever they want, whenever they want, to whoever they want without fear of state censorship or legal repercussions. Many countries have constitutions that protect free expression, but none do it better than the OGs that thought of it first.. England with the Magna Carta. Amerimutts did it later, but admittedly did a better job of it after they rebelled against the Britfags after the War of Independence. Lesser trolls use it merely as a means to an end in mundane flame wars to act like a douche while claiming to be safeguarding "basic civic liberties". Others like Count Dankula take their trolling to another lulzy level entirely by becoming martyrs for their loud shitposting, pissing off normalfags, celebrities and the established powers that be.

At least 100 years ago, people did not have or know the concept of free speech and were only allowed to speak in 5-word sentences. Then they discovered how much fun it was to cry "Fire!" in a crowded room and watch normies stampede to the exit. Death and lulz ensued, and freedom of speech was born.

Countries like China or Best Korea do not recognize freedom of speech as a right, let alone a basic human right. So may our right to shitpost loudly never be infringed upon. It's more fun this way.

(( Do Us All A Favor And Shut The Fuck Up ))


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