Fun

Fun is what gives your life meaning, and it should be no surprise that Christians hate it for this exact reason. Because fun takes away the earnings of jews, they will stop at nothing to take it away from you by forcing you to get a job and be a mindless slave.

History

Thousands of years ago, humans lived together in harmony, working together to stay alive. Then everything changed when the Fire nation attacked. They made people work for supplies & money, forcing everyone to work against their will and allowing only a few to be at the very top.

People Who Hate Fun

• Christians
• Jews
• Steve Jobs
• Feminists
• Barack Obama
• Your Dad
• Your Mom
• NeoGAF & ResetERA
• Social Justice Warriors
• Jack Thompson
• Anita Sarkeesian

Properties of Fun

Fun is a feeling of accomplishment or greater purpose after something. It can be created physically or mentally and will fix your everlasting depression.

why not to have fun

Some people argue that since fun is a feeling, and f*ck your feelings cuz they don't mean sh**, there's no point in doing anything fun. But they argue that we should always do "what is moral/ethical right".

This is despite of the fact that our shit-stained brains are able to produce as much "ethicaly right" bullshit as much as they are to produce bullshit like "believe in a unvisitable magician" (like the one from the bible), and for each person who thinks something is ethical, there'll be another person arguing that that something is not ethical at all. These, ethics is bullshittttttttttt. Just have fun. Like you're doing right now, by reading a text that proves that this "anti fun" attitude is bullshit.

Things that are fun

• Masturbation
• Trolling
• Arson
• Pillaging
• Hobo fights
• Public executions
• Doing drugs

Philosophies of FUN

It was said that the FunReaper first gave the fun which he harvested to Spongebob Squarepants who philosophized many great idealistic philosophies out of fun. The most important of which were:

Fires that burn down the whole town

Lighting people on fire is considered by some to be an enjoyable pastime. You should try it sometime.

Uranium bombs

Follow the example of the individuals who did the Boston Marathon Bombing but this time use a uranium type bomb, much like the one dropped on Hiroshima. If the initial blast doesn't do the intended job, the resulting fallout will. Bonus points if you're wearing/holding the bomb when it is detonated.

No survivors

If you completed any of the above two correctly, you should be the last person alive. If this is the case: CONGRATULATIONS!!1!!1! you have won the game. If you failed at doing this (like everything else you do) then, please, become an hero for the good of fun loving people everywhere.

See Also

• Memorial Page Tourism
• Trolling
• /v/ - Somewhere you will never ever find fun. Ever.