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Chuckle Brothers
The Chuckle Brothers were a pair of Britfag pedos called Paul and Barry Elliot. They both grew up in Rotheram. The duo scared kids with their horrible wrinkly faces for over 40 years, having sprung to fame by appearing on "Find-a-star" TV pap called Opportunity Knocks in 1967. They had 21 TV series after their BBC debut in 1987, with a total of 292 episodes. They are best-known for their terrible kid show nobody watched. One of their first scriptwriters was Russell T Davies, later reviver of TV's Dr Who. In August 2018, nationwide fears of a possible comeback for the brothers were ended decisively when Barry Chuckle finally died.
ChuckleVision
Probably their most notable work is a horrible TV show called ChuckleVision (written by Chris Chan) aimed at kids. The plot is so simple and stupid it can be summed up in two lines of text:
10) Brothers get a job.
20) Brothers fuck up and get fired.
30) GOTO 10
All the while shouting out horrible, forgettable catchphrases. Sometimes they will try to mix it up by having the brothers get kidnapped by aliens or having the two go back in time for no explaned reason but when you get down to it, it's just the same thing every episode.
You see, while most kid shows try to teach kids things like social skills the brothers just piss about for 20 minutes until someone stops the camera.
Episodes
Series 1:
- Paul and Barry get jobs then fuck up and get fired.
- Paul and Barry preform incest.
- Paul and Barry consume human flesh
- Paul and Barry get jobs then fuck up and get fired again.
- Paul and Barry murder Ricky Gervais.
- Paul and Barry rape pensioners.
- Paul and Barry murder Jesus
- Paul and Barry murder Comedy
- Paul and Barry get jobs then fuck up and get fired yet again.
- Paul and Barry get jobs then fuck up and get fired for a fourth time.
- Paul and Barry get jobs then fuck up and get fired from the BBC.
- Paul and Barry get Steve Jobs then fuck him up and fire him out of a cannon.
Series 2 - 21:
- The same exact thing as Series 1.
Other Characters
No Slacking (played by Peter Sutcliffe) is like the Chuckles as he is also a pedo with a scary face. He is also much more olderer and wrinkly. He constantly rapes the cast and crew of ChuckleVision (thats right all 5 of them). In the show he plays a bland-as-cardboard angry man who -- like the Chuckles -- spews out a horrible catchphrase. Like everyone else on the show his character has no character at all. No backstory or explanation as to why he's so angry with life: He's just there to shout at random things. He is always the Chuckles' boss and there is no explanation as to why other than its a giant coincidence.
Get Out Of It (played by Whugives Afuk) is just No Slacking but even older (and I do mean older, as in almost dead) like all the rest he has an awful catchphrase he says repeatedly. He is also Britain's oldest Furfag to date.
The Brothers Scandals
- The obvious reason that Paul and Barry have been on TV for so long is because they are having anal sex with the BBC employees. This was found out by many of the Paparazzi and was big news for at least 2 seconds. Many said they had already known 20 years beforehand just by guessing.
- Many scandals are based around Barry's apparent death. On that very day many celebrated and partied on the streets until Barry himself informed everyone on Facebook. There were no more cheers after that.
- "Children’s TV favourite Barry Elliot, better known to millions of youngsters as one half of the Chuckle Brothers, had to call police to his home in Rotherham, South Yorks, in 2005 after being attacked on his doorstep by an enraged husband who accused him of groping his wife.
"Married Barry, 60, was thumped by Ronald Williams, who accused him of having secret meetings at a motorway service station with his star-struck wife Sally, 37.
"Sally later admitted she could not understand why she fell for wrinkly Chuckle who sent her saucy e-mail messages describing how he wanted to lick and caress her.
—Agree 100 per cent. Sunday Express (6 January 2008) | ||
- So perhaps it's no coincidence that in February 2014, in the wake of the Jimmy Savile loldrama, this hideous pair of grotesque freaks appeared as character witnesses for their fellow BBC pervert, the renowned serial sex-pest Dave Lee "Hairy Cuntflake" Travis. It was reported that after their appearance in the dock, the Jury were so covered in their own vomit that they had to be scrubbed down with a wire brush and disinfectant.
- In 2015, 84-year-old Chuckle brother Jimmy AKA "No Slacking" married a woman almost a quarter of his age, so if he is as good as his stage-name he will drop dead of a heart attack before long.
- Oddly enough, the "Chuckle Brothers"
entry on TOW contains no reference to their seediness.
- In 2012 the Financial Times reported that the brothers had invented a new method of tax avoidance. Neither of the brothers have any assets, instead they constantly move all of their money between two bank accounts.
ChuckleVision Cancelled
One day the idiot employees at the BBC finally came to their senses and cancelled ChuckleVision. Of course the asspies
were having none of it and this is what followed:
So of course everyone at the BBC had to put ChuckleVision back on the air. Even though they have people still complain because they have nothing better to do with their time.
At the time of writing, there is an ongoing one-man campaign to get the Chuckles back in the limelight, run by some sad, sad cunt who has spent £25k on filling his house with Chuckles memorabilia. His online petition had only raised 5,000 signatures by the time the Chuckle Brothers were parted by the merciful hand of Death.
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