Ku Klux Klan

The KKK only admits the best of the best.

Where is the KKK when you need it?

The Ku Klux Klan (also known as the Kaped Kastrated Kunts) is a group of ghosts with dicks for heads that work together for white people. Sent by the supreme evil overlord a.k.a Pikachu who types in ALL CAPS, they pride themselves in hunting black person and Jews (Even though Jews do rule the world) for their delicious genitals. The KKK is fond of ropes, crosses (the kind that burn), mouth breathing and Jesus.

Their online propaganda department is led by Argent and Violetkitty411 who recently fled YouTube due to the increase of niggers posting videos after being welcomed by renetto, whom they have accused of being a race traitor. This has sparked an online race war that has the potential for weapons of mass lulz to be unleashed.

Not to be confused with KK.

Myths About the KKK

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KKK are crowards. There the real niggers.

Myth — George W. Bush was rejected on the grounds that he's too stupid.

Fact — George Bush doesn't care about black people and is, in fact, a member.

Myth — KKK stands for Ku Klux Klan.

Fact — This rumor began in 1995 after an episode of The Simpsons featured a character named Ku Klux Klam. It actually stands for Kadabra Katorta Kalamazoo Krazy Krusty Klassics kok krunching kikes Kool Kids Klub.

Myth — KKK stands for Kooky Kike Killers.

Fact — This isn't true, but members like the thought of it.

Myth — The KKK and Skinheads are all alike.

Fact — One group is old, bald, borderline retarded and fat; the other group is just bald.

Myth — Minorities were hung by the KKK.

Fact — Minorities were hung by the KKK because they were well hung.

Myth — The KKK ride horses.

Fact — The KKK ride small furry animals.

Myth — Everyone in the KKK hate niggers.

Fact — Everyone in the world hates niggers.

Myth — Anonymous is the KKK.

Fact — Only to butthurts and scilons. People often make this mistake because of how often Encyclopedia Dramatica righteously makes use of the word "nigger".

Myth — Ritual incest with a female family member is required on the part of male initiates to the upper ranks of the KKK.

Fact — Ritual incest as an initiatory prerequisite was abolished in the early 1960's due to empirically-confirmed dysgenic effects within endogamous KKK bandit-clans.

How to troll the KKK

Typical kkk member on gayscape.

How ironic

• Ask them what their Runescape level is
• Give them a history book
• Barbeque some hotdogs
• LENOLENOLENOLENOLENOLENOLENOLENOLENO
• Rub their cocks
• Ask them if they married their cousin
• Make them watch Harold and Kumar
• Ask them why they are on the internets
• Tell them the world would be much better without them
• Ask them if they like to play with themselves
• Tell them to save their outfits for Halloween.
• Mention their hats look like dildos.
• Tell them to go tan.
• Force them to watch interracial porn.
• Tell them you are white but fully approve interracial marriage.
• Make a video about the KKK (this pisses them off to no end).
• Shout out "Death to klan!" bonus points if you get them arrested for them attempting to hack you!
• Mention they look retarded in their ghost costumes
• Tell them the south will rise again is nothing but stupid shit
• Tell them how the rodeo is.
• Email them some interracial porn videos.
• Ask them how hunting is. Bonus points if they say hunting supports their family
• Mention that they are fat as fucking hell
• Mentaio about girls

IRL Klansmen

IRL Klansman imparts valuable information on niggers and jews while wanna-be Nazi fails.

Retaliation

It seems that black people might not be the safest choice to pick on...

See Also

Well Known Members of The Klan

• Argent009
• Blu Aardvark
• christianhillbilly
• DandCVideos
• David Duke
• Dianne Thorley
• George Allen
• Hal Turner
• Kramer
• Libertarian
• Mel Gibson - possibility Definitely.
• Moon Man
• Democrats
• Robert Byrd
• Tay Zonday
• Violetkitty411
• Woodrow Wilson

Culture

• E.S. Nigger Brown Stand
• black person
• Jew
• Pants nazi
• German

Policy

• Liberalism
• Holocaust denial
• kkk membership
• speak motherfuckin' english
• DAMN NIGGA
• White nationalism

Gallery

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  In Dallas, Texas, every day is Klan Day!
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  Doing it for the lulz since 1865.
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  Klan vs. Commies = WIN; Klan vs. Nigras = FAIL
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  THE KLAN BUILDS MEN!
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  The Klan's attempt to reach out to the youth.
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  The efforts of the KKK have kept pianos segregated to this day.
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  The Klan aren't always evil.
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  Retarded KKK member, its awwright.
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  The KKK's previous spokesmodel.
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  KKK members are LARP/D&D jerks who wanted to find an excuse to play dress up. They are known to say "Fuck you, I'm a dragon!" and "Vanilla is the flavor of our savior."
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  You're going to see this around... a lot.
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  Ko Klox Klon
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  the KKK is in your h00dz lynching your d00dz.
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  How do properly draw a Klansman.
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  The snack of choice for Klansmen. Oddly, they are not made of white chocolate.
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  Dessert of choice, made in Sweden.
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  Andrew, of the Andrew Show.

External Links

• How to troll the KKK (tl;dr version)
• Official KKK website

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